Native American

According to informed sources
here on Facebook
if you just click this button
you will learn
your Native American name.
You can use it in a tattoo!
For a small Paypal fee, someone
will send you matching authentic
Native American flash art —
the ancient Native Americans
called such stencils ‘totems’
and accorded them great power.
A genuine Native American bracelet
of turquoise on leather,
bought from the counter
at the corner XtraMart,
will protect you from harm,
and while you are there pick up
the genuine Native American
cigarette case to match —
the Native Americans thought
tobacco was sacred, you know,
so light up, cousin (that’s what
Native Americans called each other,
you know) and enjoy
the taste of spirituality.
I recommend this brand with
the Native American on the package.
It’s OK, you’ve earned it.
Somewhere a Native American
is smiling from the back of his unicorn.