Originally posted 10/19/2013.
Sitting sick
with the ritual ginger ale
of sickness,
I consider offering God
a prayer for my own health.
Then I recall that
God is everywhere,
even in this ginger ale,
so instead of praying
I suck some down
and trust I will be healed.
Damn, but this is good ginger ale!
I wonder: if a sick atheist
were to drink this ginger ale
without believing in
or noticing the portion of God
concealed among
the bubbles,
would there be healing?
If there were to be healing,
would it be enough proof of God
to sway the atheist?
Would God do it for the atheist
anyway, or would an apocalypse follow
such unthinking consumption?
The atheist would say
nothing will end
as there is no God
to manifest
in ginger ale
no matter how good
the ginger ale might be.
I can’t imagine The God Of Ginger Ale
being so vindictive over such disbelief
that the world would end; maybe
the atheist’s nose
would sting a bit more sharply
from the Holy Bubbles,
maybe they wouldn’t get well as quickly
as they might have.
I’m taking no chances
as to right or wrong,
world ending or continuing,
God or no God. I suck down
a little more
of this inspired ginger ale,
this Titian altar-piece of Ginger Ale,
this Great Serpent Mound of Ginger Ale,
this Angkor Wat of Ginger Ale —
whether God exists or not,
glory surely does.
This is glory in a glass.
I feel better already.

October 14th, 2014 at 6:37 pm
Love your labyrinthian mind…
October 14th, 2014 at 6:39 pm
It’s a maze in there, for sure. Thanks!
October 9th, 2014 at 8:20 am
Next time try a real Scottish Ginger Beer! It is much better and the beverage of the goddess! 🙂
October 9th, 2014 at 8:25 am
No doubt. I’m fond of Ginger Beer.
That said, this poem is actually founded in the memories of how often as a kid when I was sick I was plied with copious quantities of our local Polar ginger ale, which was treated as though it had miraculous healing powers…
October 9th, 2014 at 8:28 am
Doesn’t it? ~smile~
God, um, no
goddess, perhaps!