I’ve been 46 for several hours now, and I can tentatively report:

— sexual arousal is unaffected (we’ll have to wait and see about performance);
— I’m visiting the bathroom about the same amount of times as usual;
— my pants are still comfortably ensconced around my waist.

I have been out yelling at the neighbor’s kid to stay off the lawn. This is somewhat disconcerting, as my neighbors are my parents.

to the always brilliant and lovely flapper_girl.