Upon waking from a dream
of being awarded the Nobel
for inventing
carbonated mouthwash
I immediately look up the possibility
that the dream was prophecy
and not a side effect of the weed
I smoked before bedtime
only to learn that not only
is the invention a done deal
it was in fact a bad idea
for what it does to teeth
Once again I’ve dreamt
of being honored for crap
Gotten my hopes soaring
over dangerous and unoriginal thoughts
and thus have replicated in this dream
and its sobering aftermath
the entirety of
my literary career
Fortunately
there’s some weed left
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