many of you
have just learned
that we live in an onion
which once peeled splits
fairly easily and reeks
and makes you weep
but have yet
to learn another thing
long known to many
that if you wash your hands with
stainless steel right away
and dry yourself up
you stop weeping and
then can get back to work
making something
PS
you will of course
still have to do
some chopping
but there are many people
who can explain that to you
if you are willing to learn