I’m working on the NEXT paper, but had to pass this along:
At the end of Antiques Roadshow tonight (I played a little hooky) when they were doing the cute lil’ thing about people looking into the camera and talking about what a gas the whole shindig was, one woman held up a pistol (pointing it directly at her friend the whole time) and said,
“I learned all about this antique pistol which belonged to my late husband. He only fired it once.”
Dark Matter 
April 5th, 2005 at 11:12 pm
Firing blanks?
April 5th, 2005 at 11:12 pm
Firing blanks?
April 5th, 2005 at 11:12 pm
Firing blanks?
April 5th, 2005 at 11:12 pm
Firing blanks?
April 5th, 2005 at 11:12 pm
Firing blanks?
April 5th, 2005 at 11:12 pm
Firing blanks?
April 5th, 2005 at 5:59 am
local poet patrick hare has a line in a poem: “hi, you might remember me from my recent appearance on the antiques road show where i struck it rich with an antique, unopened box of condoms which i found in my own dresser drawer…” the line has nothing to do with a gun…well, actually it does.
April 5th, 2005 at 5:59 am
local poet patrick hare has a line in a poem: “hi, you might remember me from my recent appearance on the antiques road show where i struck it rich with an antique, unopened box of condoms which i found in my own dresser drawer…” the line has nothing to do with a gun…well, actually it does.
April 5th, 2005 at 5:59 am
local poet patrick hare has a line in a poem: “hi, you might remember me from my recent appearance on the antiques road show where i struck it rich with an antique, unopened box of condoms which i found in my own dresser drawer…” the line has nothing to do with a gun…well, actually it does.
April 5th, 2005 at 5:59 am
local poet patrick hare has a line in a poem: “hi, you might remember me from my recent appearance on the antiques road show where i struck it rich with an antique, unopened box of condoms which i found in my own dresser drawer…” the line has nothing to do with a gun…well, actually it does.
April 5th, 2005 at 5:59 am
local poet patrick hare has a line in a poem: “hi, you might remember me from my recent appearance on the antiques road show where i struck it rich with an antique, unopened box of condoms which i found in my own dresser drawer…” the line has nothing to do with a gun…well, actually it does.
April 5th, 2005 at 5:59 am
local poet patrick hare has a line in a poem: “hi, you might remember me from my recent appearance on the antiques road show where i struck it rich with an antique, unopened box of condoms which i found in my own dresser drawer…” the line has nothing to do with a gun…well, actually it does.
April 5th, 2005 at 3:47 am
Another poor bastard
tricked into Russian Roullette with a derringer…
“Here Honey, you go first!”
April 5th, 2005 at 3:47 am
Another poor bastard
tricked into Russian Roullette with a derringer…
“Here Honey, you go first!”
April 5th, 2005 at 3:47 am
Another poor bastard
tricked into Russian Roullette with a derringer…
“Here Honey, you go first!”
April 5th, 2005 at 3:47 am
Another poor bastard
tricked into Russian Roullette with a derringer…
“Here Honey, you go first!”
April 5th, 2005 at 3:47 am
Another poor bastard
tricked into Russian Roullette with a derringer…
“Here Honey, you go first!”
April 5th, 2005 at 3:47 am
Another poor bastard
tricked into Russian Roullette with a derringer…
“Here Honey, you go first!”
April 5th, 2005 at 1:49 am
I dont’ know whether I’m just tired or what, but I about pissed my pants.
April 5th, 2005 at 1:49 am
I dont’ know whether I’m just tired or what, but I about pissed my pants.
April 5th, 2005 at 1:49 am
I dont’ know whether I’m just tired or what, but I about pissed my pants.
April 5th, 2005 at 1:49 am
I dont’ know whether I’m just tired or what, but I about pissed my pants.
April 5th, 2005 at 1:49 am
I dont’ know whether I’m just tired or what, but I about pissed my pants.
April 5th, 2005 at 1:49 am
I dont’ know whether I’m just tired or what, but I about pissed my pants.
April 5th, 2005 at 1:45 am
heheehe! That is a coincidence.
April 5th, 2005 at 1:45 am
heheehe! That is a coincidence.
April 5th, 2005 at 1:45 am
heheehe! That is a coincidence.
April 5th, 2005 at 1:45 am
heheehe! That is a coincidence.
April 5th, 2005 at 1:45 am
heheehe! That is a coincidence.
April 5th, 2005 at 1:45 am
heheehe! That is a coincidence.