Proof that, on occasion, I AM a guy:

Weedwhackers rule.

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56 responses to “Proof that, on occasion, I AM a guy:

  • allan_inc

    whnever i fix my house or try and pretend to work on my car is when i truely feel like a man – otherwise i am just a 26 year old boy. I have only used a weedwhacker once and somehow i wahcked the shit out of my leg with it. That made me feel like a girl due to the fact i screamed like one at that time 🙂

  • allan_inc

    whnever i fix my house or try and pretend to work on my car is when i truely feel like a man – otherwise i am just a 26 year old boy. I have only used a weedwhacker once and somehow i wahcked the shit out of my leg with it. That made me feel like a girl due to the fact i screamed like one at that time 🙂

  • allan_inc

    whnever i fix my house or try and pretend to work on my car is when i truely feel like a man – otherwise i am just a 26 year old boy. I have only used a weedwhacker once and somehow i wahcked the shit out of my leg with it. That made me feel like a girl due to the fact i screamed like one at that time 🙂

  • allan_inc

    whnever i fix my house or try and pretend to work on my car is when i truely feel like a man – otherwise i am just a 26 year old boy. I have only used a weedwhacker once and somehow i wahcked the shit out of my leg with it. That made me feel like a girl due to the fact i screamed like one at that time 🙂

  • isisoisis

    so I was basicly right on all counts,… hee hee…. pretty good for someone who doesn;t know you personaly. SUV SUW… tamato tamato (said diffrently) hee hee.

  • isisoisis

    so I was basicly right on all counts,… hee hee…. pretty good for someone who doesn;t know you personaly. SUV SUW… tamato tamato (said diffrently) hee hee.

  • isisoisis

    so I was basicly right on all counts,… hee hee…. pretty good for someone who doesn;t know you personaly. SUV SUW… tamato tamato (said diffrently) hee hee.

  • isisoisis

    so I was basicly right on all counts,… hee hee…. pretty good for someone who doesn;t know you personaly. SUV SUW… tamato tamato (said diffrently) hee hee.

  • isisoisis

    Re: rebel lawn care

    years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
    *****************

    What a GREAT idea… fun shapes in the field to mess with their heads.. and here I was going to start putting cheap chick bits near thier foundation to train the bear to go there instead of coming to my house and eating my ducks.

    I bought some turkeys… i hear the act like guard dogs… need some geese too… it’s keep them from tresspassing…. yeah, go tell the cops a turkey attacked your kid…. after they stop laughing they may ask what he were doing on my land.

  • isisoisis

    Re: rebel lawn care

    years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
    *****************

    What a GREAT idea… fun shapes in the field to mess with their heads.. and here I was going to start putting cheap chick bits near thier foundation to train the bear to go there instead of coming to my house and eating my ducks.

    I bought some turkeys… i hear the act like guard dogs… need some geese too… it’s keep them from tresspassing…. yeah, go tell the cops a turkey attacked your kid…. after they stop laughing they may ask what he were doing on my land.

  • isisoisis

    Re: rebel lawn care

    years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
    *****************

    What a GREAT idea… fun shapes in the field to mess with their heads.. and here I was going to start putting cheap chick bits near thier foundation to train the bear to go there instead of coming to my house and eating my ducks.

    I bought some turkeys… i hear the act like guard dogs… need some geese too… it’s keep them from tresspassing…. yeah, go tell the cops a turkey attacked your kid…. after they stop laughing they may ask what he were doing on my land.

  • isisoisis

    Re: rebel lawn care

    years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
    *****************

    What a GREAT idea… fun shapes in the field to mess with their heads.. and here I was going to start putting cheap chick bits near thier foundation to train the bear to go there instead of coming to my house and eating my ducks.

    I bought some turkeys… i hear the act like guard dogs… need some geese too… it’s keep them from tresspassing…. yeah, go tell the cops a turkey attacked your kid…. after they stop laughing they may ask what he were doing on my land.

  • happinesstogo

    I joke that the Outback is the official car of New England. Whenever I go back to visit Vermont I want to count how many I see. And whenever I see one out here I think of New England.

  • happinesstogo

    I joke that the Outback is the official car of New England. Whenever I go back to visit Vermont I want to count how many I see. And whenever I see one out here I think of New England.

  • happinesstogo

    I joke that the Outback is the official car of New England. Whenever I go back to visit Vermont I want to count how many I see. And whenever I see one out here I think of New England.

  • happinesstogo

    I joke that the Outback is the official car of New England. Whenever I go back to visit Vermont I want to count how many I see. And whenever I see one out here I think of New England.

  • brags2bitches

    Semantics chump!

    Admit it! You’re a yuppie!

  • brags2bitches

    Semantics chump!

    Admit it! You’re a yuppie!

  • brags2bitches

    Semantics chump!

    Admit it! You’re a yuppie!

  • brags2bitches

    Semantics chump!

    Admit it! You’re a yuppie!

  • radioactiveart

    Actually, it’s considered a SUW (sport utility wagon). Purchased instead of an SUV, but still has the 4WD. So, HA!

  • radioactiveart

    Actually, it’s considered a SUW (sport utility wagon). Purchased instead of an SUV, but still has the 4WD. So, HA!

  • radioactiveart

    Actually, it’s considered a SUW (sport utility wagon). Purchased instead of an SUV, but still has the 4WD. So, HA!

  • radioactiveart

    Actually, it’s considered a SUW (sport utility wagon). Purchased instead of an SUV, but still has the 4WD. So, HA!

  • javabill

    gas or electric?
    if it is a gas one i may pester you to let me borrow it some weekend.
    (so much easer to chase them with a gas weedwhacker)

  • javabill

    gas or electric?
    if it is a gas one i may pester you to let me borrow it some weekend.
    (so much easer to chase them with a gas weedwhacker)

  • javabill

    gas or electric?
    if it is a gas one i may pester you to let me borrow it some weekend.
    (so much easer to chase them with a gas weedwhacker)

  • javabill

    gas or electric?
    if it is a gas one i may pester you to let me borrow it some weekend.
    (so much easer to chase them with a gas weedwhacker)

  • javabill

    rebel lawn care

    But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.

    years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. (not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)

  • javabill

    rebel lawn care

    But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.

    years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. (not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)

  • javabill

    rebel lawn care

    But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.

    years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. (not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)

  • javabill

    rebel lawn care

    But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.

    years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. (not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)

  • brags2bitches

    Dude!

    A Subaru Outback totally qualifies as an SUV.

    Poser….

    ::wicked evil grin::

  • brags2bitches

    Dude!

    A Subaru Outback totally qualifies as an SUV.

    Poser….

    ::wicked evil grin::

  • brags2bitches

    Dude!

    A Subaru Outback totally qualifies as an SUV.

    Poser….

    ::wicked evil grin::

  • brags2bitches

    Dude!

    A Subaru Outback totally qualifies as an SUV.

    Poser….

    ::wicked evil grin::

  • isisoisis

    All the little towns are becomeing suburbia arond worcester…. for shame on those who let it happen, thinking it’s progress.

    You get points for living in a hand me down house… only because I do too. hee hee…

    But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.

    I do have a weed wacker… just can figure out how not to get the string tangled so it works for more than 20 seconds at a time…

    hmmm… I actually take mine off road…. my drive way is off road.. I need the station wagon of the ’00…. Because i am rouged that way…… I live in the wood… or at least i used to.

  • isisoisis

    All the little towns are becomeing suburbia arond worcester…. for shame on those who let it happen, thinking it’s progress.

    You get points for living in a hand me down house… only because I do too. hee hee…

    But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.

    I do have a weed wacker… just can figure out how not to get the string tangled so it works for more than 20 seconds at a time…

    hmmm… I actually take mine off road…. my drive way is off road.. I need the station wagon of the ’00…. Because i am rouged that way…… I live in the wood… or at least i used to.

  • isisoisis

    All the little towns are becomeing suburbia arond worcester…. for shame on those who let it happen, thinking it’s progress.

    You get points for living in a hand me down house… only because I do too. hee hee…

    But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.

    I do have a weed wacker… just can figure out how not to get the string tangled so it works for more than 20 seconds at a time…

    hmmm… I actually take mine off road…. my drive way is off road.. I need the station wagon of the ’00…. Because i am rouged that way…… I live in the wood… or at least i used to.

  • isisoisis

    All the little towns are becomeing suburbia arond worcester…. for shame on those who let it happen, thinking it’s progress.

    You get points for living in a hand me down house… only because I do too. hee hee…

    But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.

    I do have a weed wacker… just can figure out how not to get the string tangled so it works for more than 20 seconds at a time…

    hmmm… I actually take mine off road…. my drive way is off road.. I need the station wagon of the ’00…. Because i am rouged that way…… I live in the wood… or at least i used to.

  • radioactiveart

    Middle class, yes. i’d go so far as to say “upper middle.”

    suburbs: well, i live in uxbridge, but i was born here and own my grandmother’s house, so i’m not sure it counts.

    but the day i drive an SUV will be a cold day in hell. 🙂

  • radioactiveart

    Middle class, yes. i’d go so far as to say “upper middle.”

    suburbs: well, i live in uxbridge, but i was born here and own my grandmother’s house, so i’m not sure it counts.

    but the day i drive an SUV will be a cold day in hell. 🙂

  • radioactiveart

    Middle class, yes. i’d go so far as to say “upper middle.”

    suburbs: well, i live in uxbridge, but i was born here and own my grandmother’s house, so i’m not sure it counts.

    but the day i drive an SUV will be a cold day in hell. 🙂

  • radioactiveart

    Middle class, yes. i’d go so far as to say “upper middle.”

    suburbs: well, i live in uxbridge, but i was born here and own my grandmother’s house, so i’m not sure it counts.

    but the day i drive an SUV will be a cold day in hell. 🙂

  • urbanitus

    I’m gonna weedwhack a plate of noodle in the afternoon
    – beck

  • urbanitus

    I’m gonna weedwhack a plate of noodle in the afternoon
    – beck

  • urbanitus

    I’m gonna weedwhack a plate of noodle in the afternoon
    – beck

  • urbanitus

    I’m gonna weedwhack a plate of noodle in the afternoon
    – beck

  • isisoisis

    not only are you a guy but you are middle class, may live in the suburbs and may drive and SUV.

    hee hee…

  • isisoisis

    not only are you a guy but you are middle class, may live in the suburbs and may drive and SUV.

    hee hee…

  • isisoisis

    not only are you a guy but you are middle class, may live in the suburbs and may drive and SUV.

    hee hee…

  • isisoisis

    not only are you a guy but you are middle class, may live in the suburbs and may drive and SUV.

    hee hee…

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