Weedwhackers rule.
May 28, 2005
Proof that, on occasion, I AM a guy:
By Tony Brown
Weedwhackers rule.
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May 30th, 2005 at 12:09 am
whnever i fix my house or try and pretend to work on my car is when i truely feel like a man – otherwise i am just a 26 year old boy. I have only used a weedwhacker once and somehow i wahcked the shit out of my leg with it. That made me feel like a girl due to the fact i screamed like one at that time 🙂
May 30th, 2005 at 12:09 am
whnever i fix my house or try and pretend to work on my car is when i truely feel like a man – otherwise i am just a 26 year old boy. I have only used a weedwhacker once and somehow i wahcked the shit out of my leg with it. That made me feel like a girl due to the fact i screamed like one at that time 🙂
May 30th, 2005 at 12:09 am
whnever i fix my house or try and pretend to work on my car is when i truely feel like a man – otherwise i am just a 26 year old boy. I have only used a weedwhacker once and somehow i wahcked the shit out of my leg with it. That made me feel like a girl due to the fact i screamed like one at that time 🙂
May 30th, 2005 at 12:09 am
whnever i fix my house or try and pretend to work on my car is when i truely feel like a man – otherwise i am just a 26 year old boy. I have only used a weedwhacker once and somehow i wahcked the shit out of my leg with it. That made me feel like a girl due to the fact i screamed like one at that time 🙂
May 29th, 2005 at 6:44 pm
so I was basicly right on all counts,… hee hee…. pretty good for someone who doesn;t know you personaly. SUV SUW… tamato tamato (said diffrently) hee hee.
May 29th, 2005 at 6:44 pm
so I was basicly right on all counts,… hee hee…. pretty good for someone who doesn;t know you personaly. SUV SUW… tamato tamato (said diffrently) hee hee.
May 29th, 2005 at 6:44 pm
so I was basicly right on all counts,… hee hee…. pretty good for someone who doesn;t know you personaly. SUV SUW… tamato tamato (said diffrently) hee hee.
May 29th, 2005 at 6:44 pm
so I was basicly right on all counts,… hee hee…. pretty good for someone who doesn;t know you personaly. SUV SUW… tamato tamato (said diffrently) hee hee.
May 29th, 2005 at 6:42 pm
Re: rebel lawn care
years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
*****************
What a GREAT idea… fun shapes in the field to mess with their heads.. and here I was going to start putting cheap chick bits near thier foundation to train the bear to go there instead of coming to my house and eating my ducks.
I bought some turkeys… i hear the act like guard dogs… need some geese too… it’s keep them from tresspassing…. yeah, go tell the cops a turkey attacked your kid…. after they stop laughing they may ask what he were doing on my land.
May 29th, 2005 at 6:42 pm
Re: rebel lawn care
years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
*****************
What a GREAT idea… fun shapes in the field to mess with their heads.. and here I was going to start putting cheap chick bits near thier foundation to train the bear to go there instead of coming to my house and eating my ducks.
I bought some turkeys… i hear the act like guard dogs… need some geese too… it’s keep them from tresspassing…. yeah, go tell the cops a turkey attacked your kid…. after they stop laughing they may ask what he were doing on my land.
May 29th, 2005 at 6:42 pm
Re: rebel lawn care
years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
*****************
What a GREAT idea… fun shapes in the field to mess with their heads.. and here I was going to start putting cheap chick bits near thier foundation to train the bear to go there instead of coming to my house and eating my ducks.
I bought some turkeys… i hear the act like guard dogs… need some geese too… it’s keep them from tresspassing…. yeah, go tell the cops a turkey attacked your kid…. after they stop laughing they may ask what he were doing on my land.
May 29th, 2005 at 6:42 pm
Re: rebel lawn care
years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
*****************
What a GREAT idea… fun shapes in the field to mess with their heads.. and here I was going to start putting cheap chick bits near thier foundation to train the bear to go there instead of coming to my house and eating my ducks.
I bought some turkeys… i hear the act like guard dogs… need some geese too… it’s keep them from tresspassing…. yeah, go tell the cops a turkey attacked your kid…. after they stop laughing they may ask what he were doing on my land.
May 29th, 2005 at 5:20 pm
I joke that the Outback is the official car of New England. Whenever I go back to visit Vermont I want to count how many I see. And whenever I see one out here I think of New England.
May 29th, 2005 at 5:20 pm
I joke that the Outback is the official car of New England. Whenever I go back to visit Vermont I want to count how many I see. And whenever I see one out here I think of New England.
May 29th, 2005 at 5:20 pm
I joke that the Outback is the official car of New England. Whenever I go back to visit Vermont I want to count how many I see. And whenever I see one out here I think of New England.
May 29th, 2005 at 5:20 pm
I joke that the Outback is the official car of New England. Whenever I go back to visit Vermont I want to count how many I see. And whenever I see one out here I think of New England.
May 29th, 2005 at 8:34 am
Semantics chump!
Admit it! You’re a yuppie!
May 29th, 2005 at 8:34 am
Semantics chump!
Admit it! You’re a yuppie!
May 29th, 2005 at 8:34 am
Semantics chump!
Admit it! You’re a yuppie!
May 29th, 2005 at 8:34 am
Semantics chump!
Admit it! You’re a yuppie!
May 29th, 2005 at 8:29 am
Actually, it’s considered a SUW (sport utility wagon). Purchased instead of an SUV, but still has the 4WD. So, HA!
May 29th, 2005 at 8:29 am
Actually, it’s considered a SUW (sport utility wagon). Purchased instead of an SUV, but still has the 4WD. So, HA!
May 29th, 2005 at 8:29 am
Actually, it’s considered a SUW (sport utility wagon). Purchased instead of an SUV, but still has the 4WD. So, HA!
May 29th, 2005 at 8:29 am
Actually, it’s considered a SUW (sport utility wagon). Purchased instead of an SUV, but still has the 4WD. So, HA!
May 29th, 2005 at 8:28 am
Gas. Let me know.
May 29th, 2005 at 8:28 am
Gas. Let me know.
May 29th, 2005 at 8:28 am
Gas. Let me know.
May 29th, 2005 at 8:28 am
Gas. Let me know.
May 29th, 2005 at 4:23 am
gas or electric?
if it is a gas one i may pester you to let me borrow it some weekend.
(so much easer to chase them with a gas weedwhacker)
May 29th, 2005 at 4:23 am
gas or electric?
if it is a gas one i may pester you to let me borrow it some weekend.
(so much easer to chase them with a gas weedwhacker)
May 29th, 2005 at 4:23 am
gas or electric?
if it is a gas one i may pester you to let me borrow it some weekend.
(so much easer to chase them with a gas weedwhacker)
May 29th, 2005 at 4:23 am
gas or electric?
if it is a gas one i may pester you to let me borrow it some weekend.
(so much easer to chase them with a gas weedwhacker)
May 29th, 2005 at 4:14 am
rebel lawn care
But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.
years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. (not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
May 29th, 2005 at 4:14 am
rebel lawn care
But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.
years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. (not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
May 29th, 2005 at 4:14 am
rebel lawn care
But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.
years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. (not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
May 29th, 2005 at 4:14 am
rebel lawn care
But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.
years ago i was renting a house in shrewsbury (near the town hall)& i took to cutting crop circles in the lawn. i loved the way they looked & it drove the people next door crazy. (not as crazy as my front yard of nothing but dandelions… but that is another story)
May 29th, 2005 at 4:05 am
Dude!
A Subaru Outback totally qualifies as an SUV.
Poser….
::wicked evil grin::
May 29th, 2005 at 4:05 am
Dude!
A Subaru Outback totally qualifies as an SUV.
Poser….
::wicked evil grin::
May 29th, 2005 at 4:05 am
Dude!
A Subaru Outback totally qualifies as an SUV.
Poser….
::wicked evil grin::
May 29th, 2005 at 4:05 am
Dude!
A Subaru Outback totally qualifies as an SUV.
Poser….
::wicked evil grin::
May 28th, 2005 at 11:17 pm
All the little towns are becomeing suburbia arond worcester…. for shame on those who let it happen, thinking it’s progress.
You get points for living in a hand me down house… only because I do too. hee hee…
But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.
I do have a weed wacker… just can figure out how not to get the string tangled so it works for more than 20 seconds at a time…
hmmm… I actually take mine off road…. my drive way is off road.. I need the station wagon of the ’00…. Because i am rouged that way…… I live in the wood… or at least i used to.
May 28th, 2005 at 11:17 pm
All the little towns are becomeing suburbia arond worcester…. for shame on those who let it happen, thinking it’s progress.
You get points for living in a hand me down house… only because I do too. hee hee…
But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.
I do have a weed wacker… just can figure out how not to get the string tangled so it works for more than 20 seconds at a time…
hmmm… I actually take mine off road…. my drive way is off road.. I need the station wagon of the ’00…. Because i am rouged that way…… I live in the wood… or at least i used to.
May 28th, 2005 at 11:17 pm
All the little towns are becomeing suburbia arond worcester…. for shame on those who let it happen, thinking it’s progress.
You get points for living in a hand me down house… only because I do too. hee hee…
But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.
I do have a weed wacker… just can figure out how not to get the string tangled so it works for more than 20 seconds at a time…
hmmm… I actually take mine off road…. my drive way is off road.. I need the station wagon of the ’00…. Because i am rouged that way…… I live in the wood… or at least i used to.
May 28th, 2005 at 11:17 pm
All the little towns are becomeing suburbia arond worcester…. for shame on those who let it happen, thinking it’s progress.
You get points for living in a hand me down house… only because I do too. hee hee…
But I am letting my lawn become field in protest of the people who around tearing down my wood to build nieghborhoods where there was not… hope they like the snakes I will though in thier yards.. hee hee.
I do have a weed wacker… just can figure out how not to get the string tangled so it works for more than 20 seconds at a time…
hmmm… I actually take mine off road…. my drive way is off road.. I need the station wagon of the ’00…. Because i am rouged that way…… I live in the wood… or at least i used to.
May 28th, 2005 at 11:08 pm
Middle class, yes. i’d go so far as to say “upper middle.”
suburbs: well, i live in uxbridge, but i was born here and own my grandmother’s house, so i’m not sure it counts.
but the day i drive an SUV will be a cold day in hell. 🙂
May 28th, 2005 at 11:08 pm
Middle class, yes. i’d go so far as to say “upper middle.”
suburbs: well, i live in uxbridge, but i was born here and own my grandmother’s house, so i’m not sure it counts.
but the day i drive an SUV will be a cold day in hell. 🙂
May 28th, 2005 at 11:08 pm
Middle class, yes. i’d go so far as to say “upper middle.”
suburbs: well, i live in uxbridge, but i was born here and own my grandmother’s house, so i’m not sure it counts.
but the day i drive an SUV will be a cold day in hell. 🙂
May 28th, 2005 at 11:08 pm
Middle class, yes. i’d go so far as to say “upper middle.”
suburbs: well, i live in uxbridge, but i was born here and own my grandmother’s house, so i’m not sure it counts.
but the day i drive an SUV will be a cold day in hell. 🙂
May 28th, 2005 at 10:52 pm
I’m gonna weedwhack a plate of noodle in the afternoon
– beck
May 28th, 2005 at 10:52 pm
I’m gonna weedwhack a plate of noodle in the afternoon
– beck
May 28th, 2005 at 10:52 pm
I’m gonna weedwhack a plate of noodle in the afternoon
– beck
May 28th, 2005 at 10:52 pm
I’m gonna weedwhack a plate of noodle in the afternoon
– beck
May 28th, 2005 at 10:46 pm
not only are you a guy but you are middle class, may live in the suburbs and may drive and SUV.
hee hee…
May 28th, 2005 at 10:46 pm
not only are you a guy but you are middle class, may live in the suburbs and may drive and SUV.
hee hee…
May 28th, 2005 at 10:46 pm
not only are you a guy but you are middle class, may live in the suburbs and may drive and SUV.
hee hee…
May 28th, 2005 at 10:46 pm
not only are you a guy but you are middle class, may live in the suburbs and may drive and SUV.
hee hee…