she is done.
A ten page autobiography. To fit into ten pages, I had to leave out what I usually refer to as the “Prison Years.”
I also had to provide historical context on how my life intersected with the cultural events going on around me.
I was able to do this without mentioning either the Grateful Dead or Disco even once. I think I should get the Nobel Prize, or at least a bong.
ETA: Guys, you do realize that there were no actual “Prison Years,” right?
Dark Matter 
May 8th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
I saw this post last night, pre-edit, and thought about leaving a silly comment like, “I’m sending a bong in the shape of the Nobel Prize straight to your door!” But I realized I don’t actually know what the Nobel Prize looks like, or if it’s just a certificate or something, so I passed on commenting.
This morning, however, I can’t not comment, because your edit just makes me laugh out loud!!! I was pretty sure there were no prison years, but it’s nice to have confirmation of that assumption – hah!
May 8th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
I saw this post last night, pre-edit, and thought about leaving a silly comment like, “I’m sending a bong in the shape of the Nobel Prize straight to your door!” But I realized I don’t actually know what the Nobel Prize looks like, or if it’s just a certificate or something, so I passed on commenting.
This morning, however, I can’t not comment, because your edit just makes me laugh out loud!!! I was pretty sure there were no prison years, but it’s nice to have confirmation of that assumption – hah!
May 8th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
I saw this post last night, pre-edit, and thought about leaving a silly comment like, “I’m sending a bong in the shape of the Nobel Prize straight to your door!” But I realized I don’t actually know what the Nobel Prize looks like, or if it’s just a certificate or something, so I passed on commenting.
This morning, however, I can’t not comment, because your edit just makes me laugh out loud!!! I was pretty sure there were no prison years, but it’s nice to have confirmation of that assumption – hah!
May 8th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
I saw this post last night, pre-edit, and thought about leaving a silly comment like, “I’m sending a bong in the shape of the Nobel Prize straight to your door!” But I realized I don’t actually know what the Nobel Prize looks like, or if it’s just a certificate or something, so I passed on commenting.
This morning, however, I can’t not comment, because your edit just makes me laugh out loud!!! I was pretty sure there were no prison years, but it’s nice to have confirmation of that assumption – hah!
May 8th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
I saw this post last night, pre-edit, and thought about leaving a silly comment like, “I’m sending a bong in the shape of the Nobel Prize straight to your door!” But I realized I don’t actually know what the Nobel Prize looks like, or if it’s just a certificate or something, so I passed on commenting.
This morning, however, I can’t not comment, because your edit just makes me laugh out loud!!! I was pretty sure there were no prison years, but it’s nice to have confirmation of that assumption – hah!
May 8th, 2005 at 11:34 am
yeah yeah yeah
I’d love to read her too!!!
May 8th, 2005 at 11:34 am
yeah yeah yeah
I’d love to read her too!!!
May 8th, 2005 at 11:34 am
yeah yeah yeah
I’d love to read her too!!!
May 8th, 2005 at 11:34 am
yeah yeah yeah
I’d love to read her too!!!
May 8th, 2005 at 11:34 am
yeah yeah yeah
I’d love to read her too!!!
May 8th, 2005 at 5:01 am
*standing ovation*
And yes, she must be made available to us curious ones.
And yes, we want the prison years, too.
May 8th, 2005 at 5:01 am
*standing ovation*
And yes, she must be made available to us curious ones.
And yes, we want the prison years, too.
May 8th, 2005 at 5:01 am
*standing ovation*
And yes, she must be made available to us curious ones.
And yes, we want the prison years, too.
May 8th, 2005 at 5:01 am
*standing ovation*
And yes, she must be made available to us curious ones.
And yes, we want the prison years, too.
May 8th, 2005 at 5:01 am
*standing ovation*
And yes, she must be made available to us curious ones.
And yes, we want the prison years, too.
May 8th, 2005 at 3:55 am
I wanna
read it too! but also the prison years.
May 8th, 2005 at 3:55 am
I wanna
read it too! but also the prison years.
May 8th, 2005 at 3:55 am
I wanna
read it too! but also the prison years.
May 8th, 2005 at 3:55 am
I wanna
read it too! but also the prison years.
May 8th, 2005 at 3:55 am
I wanna
read it too! but also the prison years.
May 7th, 2005 at 8:58 pm
Just like “the final cut”… saw it last night. what if makes a man, but his deeds bad and good, his wild youth, and his misgivings for all he did and said…. but edited out…. makes every man but a Ward and every woman a June Cleaver.
But in seriousnessm, I bet you look good on paper.
May 7th, 2005 at 8:58 pm
Just like “the final cut”… saw it last night. what if makes a man, but his deeds bad and good, his wild youth, and his misgivings for all he did and said…. but edited out…. makes every man but a Ward and every woman a June Cleaver.
But in seriousnessm, I bet you look good on paper.
May 7th, 2005 at 8:58 pm
Just like “the final cut”… saw it last night. what if makes a man, but his deeds bad and good, his wild youth, and his misgivings for all he did and said…. but edited out…. makes every man but a Ward and every woman a June Cleaver.
But in seriousnessm, I bet you look good on paper.
May 7th, 2005 at 8:58 pm
Just like “the final cut”… saw it last night. what if makes a man, but his deeds bad and good, his wild youth, and his misgivings for all he did and said…. but edited out…. makes every man but a Ward and every woman a June Cleaver.
But in seriousnessm, I bet you look good on paper.
May 7th, 2005 at 8:58 pm
Just like “the final cut”… saw it last night. what if makes a man, but his deeds bad and good, his wild youth, and his misgivings for all he did and said…. but edited out…. makes every man but a Ward and every woman a June Cleaver.
But in seriousnessm, I bet you look good on paper.
May 7th, 2005 at 8:49 pm
Where?
Alrighty, so where can one procure a copy of this cult classic in-the-making? Sounds like all the best stuff was left out, though. Pity. ~Angela
May 7th, 2005 at 8:49 pm
Where?
Alrighty, so where can one procure a copy of this cult classic in-the-making? Sounds like all the best stuff was left out, though. Pity. ~Angela
May 7th, 2005 at 8:49 pm
Where?
Alrighty, so where can one procure a copy of this cult classic in-the-making? Sounds like all the best stuff was left out, though. Pity. ~Angela
May 7th, 2005 at 8:49 pm
Where?
Alrighty, so where can one procure a copy of this cult classic in-the-making? Sounds like all the best stuff was left out, though. Pity. ~Angela
May 7th, 2005 at 8:49 pm
Where?
Alrighty, so where can one procure a copy of this cult classic in-the-making? Sounds like all the best stuff was left out, though. Pity. ~Angela