So — there I was
at the Salvation Army store
with Sandra Bernhard.
She had “Pretty Lady” snarls
coming out of every pore.
I stepped over into
the red tag specials
while she let rip a snorting rant
about the lack of opportunity
for whores these days. What is the point
of being a professional, she said,
with all these amateurs cluttering up
the trade? Her wig fell off then
and I recognized the face anew: someone
the television had featured, briefly,
perhaps a lottery winner or a fugitive
with a face once blurred for legal reasons
that stayed blurred afterward.
Sandra Bernhard, wherever you are,
I have hidden a vintage jacket in your size
in a box near the aisle of broken toasters.
Come soon, your doppelganger is moving toward the door,
and if she gets loose,
there’s no telling what will happen to you:
you might end up in a place
where nearly familiar faces thrill at first glance,
and just as quickly disappear into the crowd.

April 4th, 2005 at 12:59 pm
Thanks
I meant to check that, and toyed with the idea of using them both in some way but decided against it. Thanks again.
April 4th, 2005 at 12:59 pm
Thanks
I meant to check that, and toyed with the idea of using them both in some way but decided against it. Thanks again.
April 4th, 2005 at 12:59 pm
Thanks
I meant to check that, and toyed with the idea of using them both in some way but decided against it. Thanks again.
April 4th, 2005 at 12:59 pm
Thanks
I meant to check that, and toyed with the idea of using them both in some way but decided against it. Thanks again.
April 4th, 2005 at 12:59 pm
Thanks
I meant to check that, and toyed with the idea of using them both in some way but decided against it. Thanks again.
April 4th, 2005 at 12:59 pm
Thanks
I meant to check that, and toyed with the idea of using them both in some way but decided against it. Thanks again.
April 4th, 2005 at 10:36 am
heh
Nice. I just saw her on the L word. Worst. Actress. Ever. but still fun.
April 4th, 2005 at 10:36 am
heh
Nice. I just saw her on the L word. Worst. Actress. Ever. but still fun.
April 4th, 2005 at 10:36 am
heh
Nice. I just saw her on the L word. Worst. Actress. Ever. but still fun.
April 4th, 2005 at 10:36 am
heh
Nice. I just saw her on the L word. Worst. Actress. Ever. but still fun.
April 4th, 2005 at 10:36 am
heh
Nice. I just saw her on the L word. Worst. Actress. Ever. but still fun.
April 4th, 2005 at 10:36 am
heh
Nice. I just saw her on the L word. Worst. Actress. Ever. but still fun.
April 4th, 2005 at 5:27 am
FYI
Not to be petty, but it’s Sandra Bernhard (the comedienne/performance artist/writer), and Sarah Bernhardt (the singer).
April 4th, 2005 at 5:27 am
FYI
Not to be petty, but it’s Sandra Bernhard (the comedienne/performance artist/writer), and Sarah Bernhardt (the singer).
April 4th, 2005 at 5:27 am
FYI
Not to be petty, but it’s Sandra Bernhard (the comedienne/performance artist/writer), and Sarah Bernhardt (the singer).
April 4th, 2005 at 5:27 am
FYI
Not to be petty, but it’s Sandra Bernhard (the comedienne/performance artist/writer), and Sarah Bernhardt (the singer).
April 4th, 2005 at 5:27 am
FYI
Not to be petty, but it’s Sandra Bernhard (the comedienne/performance artist/writer), and Sarah Bernhardt (the singer).
April 4th, 2005 at 5:27 am
FYI
Not to be petty, but it’s Sandra Bernhard (the comedienne/performance artist/writer), and Sarah Bernhardt (the singer).
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:05 pm
thanks. something I dashed off while working on a paper on critical theories in jazz.
sigh.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:05 pm
thanks. something I dashed off while working on a paper on critical theories in jazz.
sigh.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:05 pm
thanks. something I dashed off while working on a paper on critical theories in jazz.
sigh.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:05 pm
thanks. something I dashed off while working on a paper on critical theories in jazz.
sigh.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:05 pm
thanks. something I dashed off while working on a paper on critical theories in jazz.
sigh.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:05 pm
thanks. something I dashed off while working on a paper on critical theories in jazz.
sigh.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:04 pm
fabulous.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:04 pm
fabulous.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:04 pm
fabulous.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:04 pm
fabulous.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:04 pm
fabulous.
April 3rd, 2005 at 10:04 pm
fabulous.