The Ultimate Slam Poem
I
I am
Po-am
I
I am prophet
non-Profit
the eye of the storm
the way past the norm
into the heart of
AmeriKKKa
Words never fail me
Words alone cannot jail me
You cannot see the way I am
Po-Am
Words that slide long liquid light across
the cosmos
Words that probe like the hard dick of Father Time
into the moist center of this our
Mother
Our mother
violated by the cock of the spirit of Man
as so many have been violated by the men themselves
a woman washes down a Prozac with Sunny D
every thirty seconds in America
unable to shake the depression
caused by repression
and the shackles of oppression
enforced by aggression
and this is not who I choose to be
I am you and you are me
and the woman in you makes me ashamed of the man in me
I am
Po-am
Running the ragged raped street
Rolling the the way we roll because
there’s no choice because
in this country it’s illegal to be cause
for alarm
Po-Am
It’s possible to be a rapist
and get away with it
It’s possible to be a killer and
get away with it if you are
standing with your pants full of money
somewhere on a golf course playing in a
Pro-Am
and the Indians are dying
and the children are dying
and the ghetto is still here
and the war still goes on
the way the poem still goes on
how long must this poem go on
before we see it end
I
I am
Poem
I Am
Po-Am
I can stand here all night if need be
I can keep reading all night if need be
And I can tell you’ll be better off if I keep reading all night
because the revolution will not be edited
The revolution will be over there somewhere
just far enough off to keep it in perspective
while I get a new pen
Dark Matter 
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
OK.
I will friend you back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
OK.
I will friend you back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
OK.
I will friend you back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
OK.
I will friend you back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
OK.
I will friend you back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
OK.
I will friend you back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
No, we don’t know each other. I friended This Rabbit a while back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
No, we don’t know each other. I friended This Rabbit a while back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
No, we don’t know each other. I friended This Rabbit a while back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
No, we don’t know each other. I friended This Rabbit a while back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
No, we don’t know each other. I friended This Rabbit a while back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:39 pm
No, we don’t know each other. I friended This Rabbit a while back.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:29 pm
Thank you.
do we know each other? It’s ok if we don’t, I just like to know.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:29 pm
Thank you.
do we know each other? It’s ok if we don’t, I just like to know.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:29 pm
Thank you.
do we know each other? It’s ok if we don’t, I just like to know.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:29 pm
Thank you.
do we know each other? It’s ok if we don’t, I just like to know.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:29 pm
Thank you.
do we know each other? It’s ok if we don’t, I just like to know.
March 23rd, 2005 at 7:29 pm
Thank you.
do we know each other? It’s ok if we don’t, I just like to know.
March 23rd, 2005 at 5:16 pm
I added you. I hope that is okay. Sorry about your friend.
March 23rd, 2005 at 5:16 pm
I added you. I hope that is okay. Sorry about your friend.
March 23rd, 2005 at 5:16 pm
I added you. I hope that is okay. Sorry about your friend.
March 23rd, 2005 at 5:16 pm
I added you. I hope that is okay. Sorry about your friend.
March 23rd, 2005 at 5:16 pm
I added you. I hope that is okay. Sorry about your friend.
March 23rd, 2005 at 5:16 pm
I added you. I hope that is okay. Sorry about your friend.
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:29 pm
Admiration, pure and simple.
I LOVE this poem. The last stanza just drove it home for me.
“just far enough off to keep it in perspective
while I get a new pen”
This is brilliant.
Matt MacDonald covered it last night and he rocked it.
I would LOVE to hear you perform it sometime.
Thanks Tony!
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:29 pm
Admiration, pure and simple.
I LOVE this poem. The last stanza just drove it home for me.
“just far enough off to keep it in perspective
while I get a new pen”
This is brilliant.
Matt MacDonald covered it last night and he rocked it.
I would LOVE to hear you perform it sometime.
Thanks Tony!
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:29 pm
Admiration, pure and simple.
I LOVE this poem. The last stanza just drove it home for me.
“just far enough off to keep it in perspective
while I get a new pen”
This is brilliant.
Matt MacDonald covered it last night and he rocked it.
I would LOVE to hear you perform it sometime.
Thanks Tony!
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:29 pm
Admiration, pure and simple.
I LOVE this poem. The last stanza just drove it home for me.
“just far enough off to keep it in perspective
while I get a new pen”
This is brilliant.
Matt MacDonald covered it last night and he rocked it.
I would LOVE to hear you perform it sometime.
Thanks Tony!
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:29 pm
Admiration, pure and simple.
I LOVE this poem. The last stanza just drove it home for me.
“just far enough off to keep it in perspective
while I get a new pen”
This is brilliant.
Matt MacDonald covered it last night and he rocked it.
I would LOVE to hear you perform it sometime.
Thanks Tony!
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:29 pm
Admiration, pure and simple.
I LOVE this poem. The last stanza just drove it home for me.
“just far enough off to keep it in perspective
while I get a new pen”
This is brilliant.
Matt MacDonald covered it last night and he rocked it.
I would LOVE to hear you perform it sometime.
Thanks Tony!
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:25 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
You must be like all psychic and what not 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:25 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
You must be like all psychic and what not 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:25 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
You must be like all psychic and what not 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:25 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
You must be like all psychic and what not 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:25 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
You must be like all psychic and what not 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 4:25 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
You must be like all psychic and what not 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:05 am
aw damn, but wait wait… I think Taylor Mali’s already got this pegged. 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:05 am
aw damn, but wait wait… I think Taylor Mali’s already got this pegged. 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:05 am
aw damn, but wait wait… I think Taylor Mali’s already got this pegged. 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:05 am
aw damn, but wait wait… I think Taylor Mali’s already got this pegged. 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:05 am
aw damn, but wait wait… I think Taylor Mali’s already got this pegged. 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:05 am
aw damn, but wait wait… I think Taylor Mali’s already got this pegged. 😉
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:03 am
yes yes yes, definetely a slamy poem
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:03 am
yes yes yes, definetely a slamy poem
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:03 am
yes yes yes, definetely a slamy poem
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:03 am
yes yes yes, definetely a slamy poem
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:03 am
yes yes yes, definetely a slamy poem
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:03 am
yes yes yes, definetely a slamy poem
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
It only took me ten minutes!!! I write SLOW.
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
It only took me ten minutes!!! I write SLOW.
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
It only took me ten minutes!!! I write SLOW.
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
It only took me ten minutes!!! I write SLOW.
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
It only took me ten minutes!!! I write SLOW.
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
It only took me ten minutes!!! I write SLOW.
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
Re: Hmmm.
That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
Re: Hmmm.
That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
Re: Hmmm.
That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
Re: Hmmm.
That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
Re: Hmmm.
That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
March 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 am
Re: Hmmm.
That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
March 23rd, 2005 at 1:42 am
Hmmm.
you know I love you, right?
But…
well, this isn’t very good.
March 23rd, 2005 at 1:42 am
Hmmm.
you know I love you, right?
But…
well, this isn’t very good.
March 23rd, 2005 at 1:42 am
Hmmm.
you know I love you, right?
But…
well, this isn’t very good.
March 23rd, 2005 at 1:42 am
Hmmm.
you know I love you, right?
But…
well, this isn’t very good.
March 23rd, 2005 at 1:42 am
Hmmm.
you know I love you, right?
But…
well, this isn’t very good.
March 23rd, 2005 at 1:42 am
Hmmm.
you know I love you, right?
But…
well, this isn’t very good.
March 23rd, 2005 at 12:56 am
please tell me you started this at the back of the room and wrote your way up to the microphone.
March 23rd, 2005 at 12:56 am
please tell me you started this at the back of the room and wrote your way up to the microphone.
March 23rd, 2005 at 12:56 am
please tell me you started this at the back of the room and wrote your way up to the microphone.
March 23rd, 2005 at 12:56 am
please tell me you started this at the back of the room and wrote your way up to the microphone.
March 23rd, 2005 at 12:56 am
please tell me you started this at the back of the room and wrote your way up to the microphone.
March 23rd, 2005 at 12:56 am
please tell me you started this at the back of the room and wrote your way up to the microphone.
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:49 pm
Does this mean…
you’ve found your happy place?
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:49 pm
Does this mean…
you’ve found your happy place?
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:49 pm
Does this mean…
you’ve found your happy place?
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:49 pm
Does this mean…
you’ve found your happy place?
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:49 pm
Does this mean…
you’ve found your happy place?
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:49 pm
Does this mean…
you’ve found your happy place?
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:17 pm
You Are
Awe Some
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:17 pm
You Are
Awe Some
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:17 pm
You Are
Awe Some
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:17 pm
You Are
Awe Some
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:17 pm
You Are
Awe Some
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:17 pm
You Are
Awe Some
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:10 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
::giggle:: i’m at my folks place and i just woke up my napping dad in the next room.
hannah- i can just picture you reading this, dripping with hannah-ness.
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:10 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
::giggle:: i’m at my folks place and i just woke up my napping dad in the next room.
hannah- i can just picture you reading this, dripping with hannah-ness.
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:10 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
::giggle:: i’m at my folks place and i just woke up my napping dad in the next room.
hannah- i can just picture you reading this, dripping with hannah-ness.
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:10 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
::giggle:: i’m at my folks place and i just woke up my napping dad in the next room.
hannah- i can just picture you reading this, dripping with hannah-ness.
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:10 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
::giggle:: i’m at my folks place and i just woke up my napping dad in the next room.
hannah- i can just picture you reading this, dripping with hannah-ness.
March 22nd, 2005 at 11:10 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
::giggle:: i’m at my folks place and i just woke up my napping dad in the next room.
hannah- i can just picture you reading this, dripping with hannah-ness.
March 22nd, 2005 at 10:43 pm
Shouldn’t a Saul Williams “Ohm” moment appear somewhere?
Otherwise, spot on…
March 22nd, 2005 at 10:43 pm
Shouldn’t a Saul Williams “Ohm” moment appear somewhere?
Otherwise, spot on…
March 22nd, 2005 at 10:43 pm
Shouldn’t a Saul Williams “Ohm” moment appear somewhere?
Otherwise, spot on…
March 22nd, 2005 at 10:43 pm
Shouldn’t a Saul Williams “Ohm” moment appear somewhere?
Otherwise, spot on…
March 22nd, 2005 at 10:43 pm
Shouldn’t a Saul Williams “Ohm” moment appear somewhere?
Otherwise, spot on…
March 22nd, 2005 at 10:43 pm
Shouldn’t a Saul Williams “Ohm” moment appear somewhere?
Otherwise, spot on…
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:55 pm
Re: It’s perfect, except
I did consider that, but then decided that the poem needed one touch of subtlety somewhere.
…ponders…
Ah, fuck it!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:55 pm
Re: It’s perfect, except
I did consider that, but then decided that the poem needed one touch of subtlety somewhere.
…ponders…
Ah, fuck it!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:55 pm
Re: It’s perfect, except
I did consider that, but then decided that the poem needed one touch of subtlety somewhere.
…ponders…
Ah, fuck it!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:55 pm
Re: It’s perfect, except
I did consider that, but then decided that the poem needed one touch of subtlety somewhere.
…ponders…
Ah, fuck it!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:55 pm
Re: It’s perfect, except
I did consider that, but then decided that the poem needed one touch of subtlety somewhere.
…ponders…
Ah, fuck it!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:55 pm
Re: It’s perfect, except
I did consider that, but then decided that the poem needed one touch of subtlety somewhere.
…ponders…
Ah, fuck it!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:44 pm
It’s perfect, except
shouldn’t it be AmeriKKKa in the first verse? 🙂 You’d BEST bring that to Bflo, cookie! (’cause we’ve got some locals, and I’m deathly afriad we’re gonna need it!)
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:44 pm
It’s perfect, except
shouldn’t it be AmeriKKKa in the first verse? 🙂 You’d BEST bring that to Bflo, cookie! (’cause we’ve got some locals, and I’m deathly afriad we’re gonna need it!)
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:44 pm
It’s perfect, except
shouldn’t it be AmeriKKKa in the first verse? 🙂 You’d BEST bring that to Bflo, cookie! (’cause we’ve got some locals, and I’m deathly afriad we’re gonna need it!)
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:44 pm
It’s perfect, except
shouldn’t it be AmeriKKKa in the first verse? 🙂 You’d BEST bring that to Bflo, cookie! (’cause we’ve got some locals, and I’m deathly afriad we’re gonna need it!)
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:44 pm
It’s perfect, except
shouldn’t it be AmeriKKKa in the first verse? 🙂 You’d BEST bring that to Bflo, cookie! (’cause we’ve got some locals, and I’m deathly afriad we’re gonna need it!)
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:44 pm
It’s perfect, except
shouldn’t it be AmeriKKKa in the first verse? 🙂 You’d BEST bring that to Bflo, cookie! (’cause we’ve got some locals, and I’m deathly afriad we’re gonna need it!)
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:11 pm
that’s rad…just e-mail me a press bio to slam@brokenspeech.com so i can promote.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:11 pm
that’s rad…just e-mail me a press bio to slam@brokenspeech.com so i can promote.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:11 pm
that’s rad…just e-mail me a press bio to slam@brokenspeech.com so i can promote.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:11 pm
that’s rad…just e-mail me a press bio to slam@brokenspeech.com so i can promote.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:11 pm
that’s rad…just e-mail me a press bio to slam@brokenspeech.com so i can promote.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:11 pm
that’s rad…just e-mail me a press bio to slam@brokenspeech.com so i can promote.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:09 pm
Just booked the conference. I’ll be there June 5-9, flying home on the 10th.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:09 pm
Just booked the conference. I’ll be there June 5-9, flying home on the 10th.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:09 pm
Just booked the conference. I’ll be there June 5-9, flying home on the 10th.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:09 pm
Just booked the conference. I’ll be there June 5-9, flying home on the 10th.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:09 pm
Just booked the conference. I’ll be there June 5-9, flying home on the 10th.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:09 pm
Just booked the conference. I’ll be there June 5-9, flying home on the 10th.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:07 pm
you def. coming down?!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:07 pm
you def. coming down?!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:07 pm
you def. coming down?!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:07 pm
you def. coming down?!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:07 pm
you def. coming down?!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:07 pm
you def. coming down?!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:06 pm
Thanks.
Hey — still got a feature spot for June 9? I’ll come read it to you.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:06 pm
Thanks.
Hey — still got a feature spot for June 9? I’ll come read it to you.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:06 pm
Thanks.
Hey — still got a feature spot for June 9? I’ll come read it to you.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:06 pm
Thanks.
Hey — still got a feature spot for June 9? I’ll come read it to you.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:06 pm
Thanks.
Hey — still got a feature spot for June 9? I’ll come read it to you.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:06 pm
Thanks.
Hey — still got a feature spot for June 9? I’ll come read it to you.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:00 pm
i love you, Tony.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:00 pm
i love you, Tony.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:00 pm
i love you, Tony.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:00 pm
i love you, Tony.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:00 pm
i love you, Tony.
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:00 pm
i love you, Tony.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:59 pm
ah. very nice.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:59 pm
ah. very nice.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:59 pm
ah. very nice.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:59 pm
ah. very nice.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:59 pm
ah. very nice.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:59 pm
ah. very nice.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:52 pm
That, as you might expect, is my favorite line.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:52 pm
That, as you might expect, is my favorite line.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:52 pm
That, as you might expect, is my favorite line.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:52 pm
That, as you might expect, is my favorite line.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:52 pm
That, as you might expect, is my favorite line.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:52 pm
That, as you might expect, is my favorite line.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
Sadly, I knew that even as I was writing it.
But that may be too harsh.
Nah.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
Sadly, I knew that even as I was writing it.
But that may be too harsh.
Nah.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
Sadly, I knew that even as I was writing it.
But that may be too harsh.
Nah.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
Sadly, I knew that even as I was writing it.
But that may be too harsh.
Nah.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
Sadly, I knew that even as I was writing it.
But that may be too harsh.
Nah.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
Sadly, I knew that even as I was writing it.
But that may be too harsh.
Nah.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
*poke poke* (insert note passing & giggling here)
😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
*poke poke* (insert note passing & giggling here)
😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
*poke poke* (insert note passing & giggling here)
😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
*poke poke* (insert note passing & giggling here)
😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
*poke poke* (insert note passing & giggling here)
😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:50 pm
*poke poke* (insert note passing & giggling here)
😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:48 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
I can already see the next cover slam.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:48 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
I can already see the next cover slam.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:48 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
I can already see the next cover slam.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:48 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
I can already see the next cover slam.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:48 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
I can already see the next cover slam.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:48 pm
Re: ohgodohgodohgod….
I can already see the next cover slam.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:46 pm
I love you tony.
I kiss you.
*swoon*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:46 pm
I love you tony.
I kiss you.
*swoon*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:46 pm
I love you tony.
I kiss you.
*swoon*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:46 pm
I love you tony.
I kiss you.
*swoon*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:46 pm
I love you tony.
I kiss you.
*swoon*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:46 pm
I love you tony.
I kiss you.
*swoon*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Thanks. I’ll be here all week.
The worst part is that it took less than ten minutes to write it.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Thanks. I’ll be here all week.
The worst part is that it took less than ten minutes to write it.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Thanks. I’ll be here all week.
The worst part is that it took less than ten minutes to write it.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Thanks. I’ll be here all week.
The worst part is that it took less than ten minutes to write it.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Thanks. I’ll be here all week.
The worst part is that it took less than ten minutes to write it.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Thanks. I’ll be here all week.
The worst part is that it took less than ten minutes to write it.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Hey now. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Hey now. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Hey now. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Hey now. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Hey now. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Hey now. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:42 pm
Xian was complaining, and rightly so, about a cliched slammer. This came out of the discussion.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:42 pm
Xian was complaining, and rightly so, about a cliched slammer. This came out of the discussion.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:42 pm
Xian was complaining, and rightly so, about a cliched slammer. This came out of the discussion.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:42 pm
Xian was complaining, and rightly so, about a cliched slammer. This came out of the discussion.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:42 pm
Xian was complaining, and rightly so, about a cliched slammer. This came out of the discussion.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:42 pm
Xian was complaining, and rightly so, about a cliched slammer. This came out of the discussion.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:33 pm
ohgodohgodohgod….
“Words that probe like the hard dick of Father Time
into the moist center of this our
Mother
Our mother
violated by the cock of the spirit of Man”
I think I just laughed loud enough for my coworkers to hear it. Awesome. I would go so far as to call it Snark-tastic.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:33 pm
ohgodohgodohgod….
“Words that probe like the hard dick of Father Time
into the moist center of this our
Mother
Our mother
violated by the cock of the spirit of Man”
I think I just laughed loud enough for my coworkers to hear it. Awesome. I would go so far as to call it Snark-tastic.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:33 pm
ohgodohgodohgod….
“Words that probe like the hard dick of Father Time
into the moist center of this our
Mother
Our mother
violated by the cock of the spirit of Man”
I think I just laughed loud enough for my coworkers to hear it. Awesome. I would go so far as to call it Snark-tastic.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:33 pm
ohgodohgodohgod….
“Words that probe like the hard dick of Father Time
into the moist center of this our
Mother
Our mother
violated by the cock of the spirit of Man”
I think I just laughed loud enough for my coworkers to hear it. Awesome. I would go so far as to call it Snark-tastic.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:33 pm
ohgodohgodohgod….
“Words that probe like the hard dick of Father Time
into the moist center of this our
Mother
Our mother
violated by the cock of the spirit of Man”
I think I just laughed loud enough for my coworkers to hear it. Awesome. I would go so far as to call it Snark-tastic.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:33 pm
ohgodohgodohgod….
“Words that probe like the hard dick of Father Time
into the moist center of this our
Mother
Our mother
violated by the cock of the spirit of Man”
I think I just laughed loud enough for my coworkers to hear it. Awesome. I would go so far as to call it Snark-tastic.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I am slain.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I am slain.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I am slain.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I am slain.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I am slain.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I am slain.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I’d give it a 9.8….
…a 10 if you wore one of those Buddy shirts. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I’d give it a 9.8….
…a 10 if you wore one of those Buddy shirts. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I’d give it a 9.8….
…a 10 if you wore one of those Buddy shirts. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I’d give it a 9.8….
…a 10 if you wore one of those Buddy shirts. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I’d give it a 9.8….
…a 10 if you wore one of those Buddy shirts. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:32 pm
I’d give it a 9.8….
…a 10 if you wore one of those Buddy shirts. 😉
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:29 pm
Oh, for heaven’s sake… that made me hungry.
No. I’m hungry because I haven’t eaten anything.
That made me roll my eyes a lot.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:29 pm
Oh, for heaven’s sake… that made me hungry.
No. I’m hungry because I haven’t eaten anything.
That made me roll my eyes a lot.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:29 pm
Oh, for heaven’s sake… that made me hungry.
No. I’m hungry because I haven’t eaten anything.
That made me roll my eyes a lot.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:29 pm
Oh, for heaven’s sake… that made me hungry.
No. I’m hungry because I haven’t eaten anything.
That made me roll my eyes a lot.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:29 pm
Oh, for heaven’s sake… that made me hungry.
No. I’m hungry because I haven’t eaten anything.
That made me roll my eyes a lot.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:29 pm
Oh, for heaven’s sake… that made me hungry.
No. I’m hungry because I haven’t eaten anything.
That made me roll my eyes a lot.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:23 pm
Tony, I would totally have your babies.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:23 pm
Tony, I would totally have your babies.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:23 pm
Tony, I would totally have your babies.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:23 pm
Tony, I would totally have your babies.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:23 pm
Tony, I would totally have your babies.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:23 pm
Tony, I would totally have your babies.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:20 pm
*standing ovation*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:20 pm
*standing ovation*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:20 pm
*standing ovation*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:20 pm
*standing ovation*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:20 pm
*standing ovation*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:20 pm
*standing ovation*
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:16 pm
BRAVO!!!
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:16 pm
BRAVO!!!
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:16 pm
BRAVO!!!
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:16 pm
BRAVO!!!
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:16 pm
BRAVO!!!
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:16 pm
BRAVO!!!
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:11 pm
This… this makes me happy.
You better believe that the average judge wouldn’t get the irony. Smeared thick as shit on a doormat as it may be.
Seriously, though. Thanks.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:11 pm
This… this makes me happy.
You better believe that the average judge wouldn’t get the irony. Smeared thick as shit on a doormat as it may be.
Seriously, though. Thanks.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:11 pm
This… this makes me happy.
You better believe that the average judge wouldn’t get the irony. Smeared thick as shit on a doormat as it may be.
Seriously, though. Thanks.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:11 pm
This… this makes me happy.
You better believe that the average judge wouldn’t get the irony. Smeared thick as shit on a doormat as it may be.
Seriously, though. Thanks.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:11 pm
This… this makes me happy.
You better believe that the average judge wouldn’t get the irony. Smeared thick as shit on a doormat as it may be.
Seriously, though. Thanks.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:11 pm
This… this makes me happy.
You better believe that the average judge wouldn’t get the irony. Smeared thick as shit on a doormat as it may be.
Seriously, though. Thanks.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
somewhere on a golf course playing in a
Pro-Am
too funny.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
somewhere on a golf course playing in a
Pro-Am
too funny.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
somewhere on a golf course playing in a
Pro-Am
too funny.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
somewhere on a golf course playing in a
Pro-Am
too funny.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
somewhere on a golf course playing in a
Pro-Am
too funny.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
somewhere on a golf course playing in a
Pro-Am
too funny.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Well done. I think you lived up to the spirit of the challenge admirably.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Well done. I think you lived up to the spirit of the challenge admirably.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Well done. I think you lived up to the spirit of the challenge admirably.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Well done. I think you lived up to the spirit of the challenge admirably.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Well done. I think you lived up to the spirit of the challenge admirably.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Well done. I think you lived up to the spirit of the challenge admirably.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
channel AS22o much??
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
channel AS22o much??
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
channel AS22o much??
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
channel AS22o much??
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
channel AS22o much??
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:10 pm
channel AS22o much??
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:05 pm
i just wanna know what the challenge was.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:05 pm
i just wanna know what the challenge was.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:05 pm
i just wanna know what the challenge was.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:05 pm
i just wanna know what the challenge was.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:05 pm
i just wanna know what the challenge was.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:05 pm
i just wanna know what the challenge was.
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Re: You bastard…
UHOH
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Re: You bastard…
UHOH
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Re: You bastard…
UHOH
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Re: You bastard…
UHOH
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Re: You bastard…
UHOH
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Re: You bastard…
UHOH
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:01 pm
Re: You bastard…
Gimme a second…
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:01 pm
Re: You bastard…
Gimme a second…
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:01 pm
Re: You bastard…
Gimme a second…
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:01 pm
Re: You bastard…
Gimme a second…
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:01 pm
Re: You bastard…
Gimme a second…
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:01 pm
Re: You bastard…
Gimme a second…
March 22nd, 2005 at 7:59 pm
You bastard…
…I spit water on my screen. LOL!
*bows down before the master*
I think you managed to hit every cliche except the female ones (understandably) 🙂
March 22nd, 2005 at 7:59 pm
You bastard…
…I spit water on my screen. LOL!
*bows down before the master*
I think you managed to hit every cliche except the female ones (understandably) 🙂
March 22nd, 2005 at 7:59 pm
You bastard…
…I spit water on my screen. LOL!
*bows down before the master*
I think you managed to hit every cliche except the female ones (understandably) 🙂
March 22nd, 2005 at 7:59 pm
You bastard…
…I spit water on my screen. LOL!
*bows down before the master*
I think you managed to hit every cliche except the female ones (understandably) 🙂
March 22nd, 2005 at 7:59 pm
You bastard…
…I spit water on my screen. LOL!
*bows down before the master*
I think you managed to hit every cliche except the female ones (understandably) 🙂
March 22nd, 2005 at 7:59 pm
You bastard…
…I spit water on my screen. LOL!
*bows down before the master*
I think you managed to hit every cliche except the female ones (understandably) 🙂