Thank you and good night!

Bourbon
Congratulations! You’re 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), and liquor (104).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 40% on proof
You scored higher than 85% on beer index
You scored higher than 87% on wine index
You scored higher than 92% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Anyone who knows me is unsurprised by this result.

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30 responses to “Thank you and good night!

  • happinesstogo

    I also scored as bourbon, and that made me happy. As happy, I guess, as a silly internet quiz can.

  • happinesstogo

    I also scored as bourbon, and that made me happy. As happy, I guess, as a silly internet quiz can.

  • happinesstogo

    I also scored as bourbon, and that made me happy. As happy, I guess, as a silly internet quiz can.

  • happinesstogo

    I also scored as bourbon, and that made me happy. As happy, I guess, as a silly internet quiz can.

  • happinesstogo

    I also scored as bourbon, and that made me happy. As happy, I guess, as a silly internet quiz can.

  • happinesstogo

    I also scored as bourbon, and that made me happy. As happy, I guess, as a silly internet quiz can.

  • mom_star

    So far, I’ve outscored everybody! I am a lush.

  • mom_star

    So far, I’ve outscored everybody! I am a lush.

  • mom_star

    So far, I’ve outscored everybody! I am a lush.

  • mom_star

    So far, I’ve outscored everybody! I am a lush.

  • mom_star

    So far, I’ve outscored everybody! I am a lush.

  • mom_star

    So far, I’ve outscored everybody! I am a lush.

  • ocvictor

    Rum is good. Rum has nearly been the death of me on many a night…

  • ocvictor

    Rum is good. Rum has nearly been the death of me on many a night…

  • ocvictor

    Rum is good. Rum has nearly been the death of me on many a night…

  • ocvictor

    Rum is good. Rum has nearly been the death of me on many a night…

  • ocvictor

    Rum is good. Rum has nearly been the death of me on many a night…

  • ocvictor

    Rum is good. Rum has nearly been the death of me on many a night…

  • callingyourname

    well you should be proud of this then (except for the proof part):

    Rum
    Congratulations! You’re 90 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (66), and liquor (52).
    Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any
    alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound
    or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of
    your favorite colas or juices. You’re willing to try something new,
    just so long as it doesn’t give you a headache.
    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 2% on proof
    You scored higher than 90% on beer index
    You scored higher than 88% on wine index
    You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

    Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

    pretty good for an underage pastor’s kid.

  • callingyourname

    well you should be proud of this then (except for the proof part):

    Rum
    Congratulations! You’re 90 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (66), and liquor (52).
    Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any
    alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound
    or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of
    your favorite colas or juices. You’re willing to try something new,
    just so long as it doesn’t give you a headache.
    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 2% on proof
    You scored higher than 90% on beer index
    You scored higher than 88% on wine index
    You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

    Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

    pretty good for an underage pastor’s kid.

  • callingyourname

    well you should be proud of this then (except for the proof part):

    Rum
    Congratulations! You’re 90 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (66), and liquor (52).
    Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any
    alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound
    or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of
    your favorite colas or juices. You’re willing to try something new,
    just so long as it doesn’t give you a headache.
    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 2% on proof
    You scored higher than 90% on beer index
    You scored higher than 88% on wine index
    You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

    Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

    pretty good for an underage pastor’s kid.

  • callingyourname

    well you should be proud of this then (except for the proof part):

    Rum
    Congratulations! You’re 90 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (66), and liquor (52).
    Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any
    alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound
    or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of
    your favorite colas or juices. You’re willing to try something new,
    just so long as it doesn’t give you a headache.
    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 2% on proof
    You scored higher than 90% on beer index
    You scored higher than 88% on wine index
    You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

    Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

    pretty good for an underage pastor’s kid.

  • callingyourname

    well you should be proud of this then (except for the proof part):

    Rum
    Congratulations! You’re 90 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (66), and liquor (52).
    Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any
    alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound
    or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of
    your favorite colas or juices. You’re willing to try something new,
    just so long as it doesn’t give you a headache.
    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 2% on proof
    You scored higher than 90% on beer index
    You scored higher than 88% on wine index
    You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

    Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

    pretty good for an underage pastor’s kid.

  • callingyourname

    well you should be proud of this then (except for the proof part):

    Rum
    Congratulations! You’re 90 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (66), and liquor (52).
    Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any
    alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound
    or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of
    your favorite colas or juices. You’re willing to try something new,
    just so long as it doesn’t give you a headache.
    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 2% on proof
    You scored higher than 90% on beer index
    You scored higher than 88% on wine index
    You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

    Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

    pretty good for an underage pastor’s kid.

  • ocvictor

    Well, we’re both in the bourbon category. This should surprise no one…

  • ocvictor

    Well, we’re both in the bourbon category. This should surprise no one…

  • ocvictor

    Well, we’re both in the bourbon category. This should surprise no one…

  • ocvictor

    Well, we’re both in the bourbon category. This should surprise no one…

  • ocvictor

    Well, we’re both in the bourbon category. This should surprise no one…

  • ocvictor

    Well, we’re both in the bourbon category. This should surprise no one…

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