suck.
Alix Olson and Pamela Means are doing a show at the Toronto Women’s Bookstore the week AFTER I’m there.
AND the Sox are playing the Blue Jays on the Sunday I arrive, but earlier than I’ll get there.
While we’re on the subject of sucking: Why are vampires considered hot? I personally think the whole concept of combining “sucking” and “really sharp teeth” is not so sexy.
Dark Matter 
March 15th, 2005 at 3:00 am
“ESPECIALLY
when there are dentures involved!”
-Old Blood
March 15th, 2005 at 3:00 am
“ESPECIALLY
when there are dentures involved!”
-Old Blood
March 15th, 2005 at 3:00 am
“ESPECIALLY
when there are dentures involved!”
-Old Blood
March 15th, 2005 at 3:00 am
“ESPECIALLY
when there are dentures involved!”
-Old Blood
March 15th, 2005 at 3:00 am
“ESPECIALLY
when there are dentures involved!”
-Old Blood
March 15th, 2005 at 3:00 am
“ESPECIALLY
when there are dentures involved!”
-Old Blood
March 14th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
Re: plastic fangs
Oh, I get it too. It was just an excuse for a cheap fellatio joke.
March 14th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
Re: plastic fangs
Oh, I get it too. It was just an excuse for a cheap fellatio joke.
March 14th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
Re: plastic fangs
Oh, I get it too. It was just an excuse for a cheap fellatio joke.
March 14th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
Re: plastic fangs
Oh, I get it too. It was just an excuse for a cheap fellatio joke.
March 14th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
Re: plastic fangs
Oh, I get it too. It was just an excuse for a cheap fellatio joke.
March 14th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
Re: plastic fangs
Oh, I get it too. It was just an excuse for a cheap fellatio joke.
March 14th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
plastic fangs
Personally, I go in for werewolves. But only as erotica. A little Lon Chaney before getting physical.
I can see the attraction to vampires as erotica, because I imagine the taboo of blood-drinking and the strongly passive willingness to let someone drink your blood combines fear and intimacy in an intense way.
But the people who roleplay that shit need to find a tic-tac box to stow their dignity until they grow the fuck up. I had a friend who used to date the “Vampire Prince of New York,” whose name was Todd. They both had porcelain fangs that fit over their bicuspids. My friend is actually a beautiful and mature young woman, but I guess Todd must have had some kind of hypnotic glare.
March 14th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
plastic fangs
Personally, I go in for werewolves. But only as erotica. A little Lon Chaney before getting physical.
I can see the attraction to vampires as erotica, because I imagine the taboo of blood-drinking and the strongly passive willingness to let someone drink your blood combines fear and intimacy in an intense way.
But the people who roleplay that shit need to find a tic-tac box to stow their dignity until they grow the fuck up. I had a friend who used to date the “Vampire Prince of New York,” whose name was Todd. They both had porcelain fangs that fit over their bicuspids. My friend is actually a beautiful and mature young woman, but I guess Todd must have had some kind of hypnotic glare.
March 14th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
plastic fangs
Personally, I go in for werewolves. But only as erotica. A little Lon Chaney before getting physical.
I can see the attraction to vampires as erotica, because I imagine the taboo of blood-drinking and the strongly passive willingness to let someone drink your blood combines fear and intimacy in an intense way.
But the people who roleplay that shit need to find a tic-tac box to stow their dignity until they grow the fuck up. I had a friend who used to date the “Vampire Prince of New York,” whose name was Todd. They both had porcelain fangs that fit over their bicuspids. My friend is actually a beautiful and mature young woman, but I guess Todd must have had some kind of hypnotic glare.
March 14th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
plastic fangs
Personally, I go in for werewolves. But only as erotica. A little Lon Chaney before getting physical.
I can see the attraction to vampires as erotica, because I imagine the taboo of blood-drinking and the strongly passive willingness to let someone drink your blood combines fear and intimacy in an intense way.
But the people who roleplay that shit need to find a tic-tac box to stow their dignity until they grow the fuck up. I had a friend who used to date the “Vampire Prince of New York,” whose name was Todd. They both had porcelain fangs that fit over their bicuspids. My friend is actually a beautiful and mature young woman, but I guess Todd must have had some kind of hypnotic glare.
March 14th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
plastic fangs
Personally, I go in for werewolves. But only as erotica. A little Lon Chaney before getting physical.
I can see the attraction to vampires as erotica, because I imagine the taboo of blood-drinking and the strongly passive willingness to let someone drink your blood combines fear and intimacy in an intense way.
But the people who roleplay that shit need to find a tic-tac box to stow their dignity until they grow the fuck up. I had a friend who used to date the “Vampire Prince of New York,” whose name was Todd. They both had porcelain fangs that fit over their bicuspids. My friend is actually a beautiful and mature young woman, but I guess Todd must have had some kind of hypnotic glare.
March 14th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
plastic fangs
Personally, I go in for werewolves. But only as erotica. A little Lon Chaney before getting physical.
I can see the attraction to vampires as erotica, because I imagine the taboo of blood-drinking and the strongly passive willingness to let someone drink your blood combines fear and intimacy in an intense way.
But the people who roleplay that shit need to find a tic-tac box to stow their dignity until they grow the fuck up. I had a friend who used to date the “Vampire Prince of New York,” whose name was Todd. They both had porcelain fangs that fit over their bicuspids. My friend is actually a beautiful and mature young woman, but I guess Todd must have had some kind of hypnotic glare.
March 14th, 2005 at 5:04 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
So they do that when they want to show affection for EACH OTHER.
I don’t ever remember a guy telling me that by doing that, he was showing ME affection. If he ever did, I think sharp teeth would come into play at that point. Ha
March 14th, 2005 at 5:04 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
So they do that when they want to show affection for EACH OTHER.
I don’t ever remember a guy telling me that by doing that, he was showing ME affection. If he ever did, I think sharp teeth would come into play at that point. Ha
March 14th, 2005 at 5:04 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
So they do that when they want to show affection for EACH OTHER.
I don’t ever remember a guy telling me that by doing that, he was showing ME affection. If he ever did, I think sharp teeth would come into play at that point. Ha
March 14th, 2005 at 5:04 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
So they do that when they want to show affection for EACH OTHER.
I don’t ever remember a guy telling me that by doing that, he was showing ME affection. If he ever did, I think sharp teeth would come into play at that point. Ha
March 14th, 2005 at 5:04 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
So they do that when they want to show affection for EACH OTHER.
I don’t ever remember a guy telling me that by doing that, he was showing ME affection. If he ever did, I think sharp teeth would come into play at that point. Ha
March 14th, 2005 at 5:04 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
So they do that when they want to show affection for EACH OTHER.
I don’t ever remember a guy telling me that by doing that, he was showing ME affection. If he ever did, I think sharp teeth would come into play at that point. Ha
March 14th, 2005 at 4:59 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
Well, you see…when a man and a woman, or another similarly inclined man, want to show their affection for each other…
Then there was something about birds, and bees, and dental dams. I think.
March 14th, 2005 at 4:59 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
Well, you see…when a man and a woman, or another similarly inclined man, want to show their affection for each other…
Then there was something about birds, and bees, and dental dams. I think.
March 14th, 2005 at 4:59 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
Well, you see…when a man and a woman, or another similarly inclined man, want to show their affection for each other…
Then there was something about birds, and bees, and dental dams. I think.
March 14th, 2005 at 4:59 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
Well, you see…when a man and a woman, or another similarly inclined man, want to show their affection for each other…
Then there was something about birds, and bees, and dental dams. I think.
March 14th, 2005 at 4:59 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
Well, you see…when a man and a woman, or another similarly inclined man, want to show their affection for each other…
Then there was something about birds, and bees, and dental dams. I think.
March 14th, 2005 at 4:59 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
Well, you see…when a man and a woman, or another similarly inclined man, want to show their affection for each other…
Then there was something about birds, and bees, and dental dams. I think.
March 14th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I don’t think I understand what you mean, Tony.
Why would it be different for a guy?
I think I need an explanation.
::smirking::
March 14th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I don’t think I understand what you mean, Tony.
Why would it be different for a guy?
I think I need an explanation.
::smirking::
March 14th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I don’t think I understand what you mean, Tony.
Why would it be different for a guy?
I think I need an explanation.
::smirking::
March 14th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I don’t think I understand what you mean, Tony.
Why would it be different for a guy?
I think I need an explanation.
::smirking::
March 14th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I don’t think I understand what you mean, Tony.
Why would it be different for a guy?
I think I need an explanation.
::smirking::
March 14th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I don’t think I understand what you mean, Tony.
Why would it be different for a guy?
I think I need an explanation.
::smirking::
March 14th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I think the sucking/teeth thing is a little different for a guy. 😉
March 14th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I think the sucking/teeth thing is a little different for a guy. 😉
March 14th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I think the sucking/teeth thing is a little different for a guy. 😉
March 14th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I think the sucking/teeth thing is a little different for a guy. 😉
March 14th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I think the sucking/teeth thing is a little different for a guy. 😉
March 14th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
Re: i vant your blooooood!
I think the sucking/teeth thing is a little different for a guy. 😉
March 14th, 2005 at 4:51 pm
i vant your blooooood!
Reasons people consider vampires sexy…umm…well, they are sometimes portrayed as goth-y, so some people think that’s hot. They’re usually brooding, and plenty of people love the brooding, bruised souls (or, non-souls, since they’re vampires).
But as for the whole sucking blood thing, I appreciate a good nibble on the neck as much as the next girl, but I draw the line at pointy teeth and drinking out of my veins like they’re straws.
March 14th, 2005 at 4:51 pm
i vant your blooooood!
Reasons people consider vampires sexy…umm…well, they are sometimes portrayed as goth-y, so some people think that’s hot. They’re usually brooding, and plenty of people love the brooding, bruised souls (or, non-souls, since they’re vampires).
But as for the whole sucking blood thing, I appreciate a good nibble on the neck as much as the next girl, but I draw the line at pointy teeth and drinking out of my veins like they’re straws.
March 14th, 2005 at 4:51 pm
i vant your blooooood!
Reasons people consider vampires sexy…umm…well, they are sometimes portrayed as goth-y, so some people think that’s hot. They’re usually brooding, and plenty of people love the brooding, bruised souls (or, non-souls, since they’re vampires).
But as for the whole sucking blood thing, I appreciate a good nibble on the neck as much as the next girl, but I draw the line at pointy teeth and drinking out of my veins like they’re straws.
March 14th, 2005 at 4:51 pm
i vant your blooooood!
Reasons people consider vampires sexy…umm…well, they are sometimes portrayed as goth-y, so some people think that’s hot. They’re usually brooding, and plenty of people love the brooding, bruised souls (or, non-souls, since they’re vampires).
But as for the whole sucking blood thing, I appreciate a good nibble on the neck as much as the next girl, but I draw the line at pointy teeth and drinking out of my veins like they’re straws.
March 14th, 2005 at 4:51 pm
i vant your blooooood!
Reasons people consider vampires sexy…umm…well, they are sometimes portrayed as goth-y, so some people think that’s hot. They’re usually brooding, and plenty of people love the brooding, bruised souls (or, non-souls, since they’re vampires).
But as for the whole sucking blood thing, I appreciate a good nibble on the neck as much as the next girl, but I draw the line at pointy teeth and drinking out of my veins like they’re straws.
March 14th, 2005 at 4:51 pm
i vant your blooooood!
Reasons people consider vampires sexy…umm…well, they are sometimes portrayed as goth-y, so some people think that’s hot. They’re usually brooding, and plenty of people love the brooding, bruised souls (or, non-souls, since they’re vampires).
But as for the whole sucking blood thing, I appreciate a good nibble on the neck as much as the next girl, but I draw the line at pointy teeth and drinking out of my veins like they’re straws.