A man who will not give up his gun
loves a woman who married the king of idiots.
They have a child, not a choice. They live
and let live. They take it one day at a time,
let go and let God, who is their
co-pilot. They are lost and making
record time.
In the next lane
someone offers a phone number for the public to call
when he drives badly.
If you can’t see his mirrors, he can’t see you.
There are always opportunities for experienced drivers.
Many people support our troops.
A few want to bring them home.
A few more want to kill ’em all and let God sort them out.
Her son is a Marine. Her son is an honor student.
His daughter is a hockey player and she’s awesome.
She has a terrorist hunting permit and a pass for the drive-on beach.
He loves his Airedale, his Harley, his Red Sox.
They are all here today: Dave Matthews, Hatebreed,
Alan Jackson, Dale Earnhardt, Kerry Edwards, Bush Cheney.
All these cars and so few names to remember, praise Jesus,
hail Darwin, raise a glass to them all (but don’t hit a bump
and spill your drink).
The people who can see who we are
are the ones we least want to catch up.
If you’re reading this,
you’re too close.
Dark Matter 
February 26th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Thank you for explaining the details more at Speak.
It means so much more to me now.
And…I think this is a great piece.
February 26th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Thank you for explaining the details more at Speak.
It means so much more to me now.
And…I think this is a great piece.
February 26th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Thank you for explaining the details more at Speak.
It means so much more to me now.
And…I think this is a great piece.
February 26th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Thank you for explaining the details more at Speak.
It means so much more to me now.
And…I think this is a great piece.
February 26th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Thank you for explaining the details more at Speak.
It means so much more to me now.
And…I think this is a great piece.
February 26th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Thank you for explaining the details more at Speak.
It means so much more to me now.
And…I think this is a great piece.
February 26th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Thank you for explaining the details more at Speak.
It means so much more to me now.
And…I think this is a great piece.
February 21st, 2005 at 11:15 pm
I’ve been trying to work Calvin peeing on windshields into a poem for, like, ever. I hate that peeing Calvin!
*runs off to find a notebook*
February 21st, 2005 at 11:15 pm
I’ve been trying to work Calvin peeing on windshields into a poem for, like, ever. I hate that peeing Calvin!
*runs off to find a notebook*
February 21st, 2005 at 11:15 pm
I’ve been trying to work Calvin peeing on windshields into a poem for, like, ever. I hate that peeing Calvin!
*runs off to find a notebook*
February 21st, 2005 at 11:15 pm
I’ve been trying to work Calvin peeing on windshields into a poem for, like, ever. I hate that peeing Calvin!
*runs off to find a notebook*
February 21st, 2005 at 11:15 pm
I’ve been trying to work Calvin peeing on windshields into a poem for, like, ever. I hate that peeing Calvin!
*runs off to find a notebook*
February 21st, 2005 at 11:15 pm
I’ve been trying to work Calvin peeing on windshields into a poem for, like, ever. I hate that peeing Calvin!
*runs off to find a notebook*
February 21st, 2005 at 11:15 pm
I’ve been trying to work Calvin peeing on windshields into a poem for, like, ever. I hate that peeing Calvin!
*runs off to find a notebook*
February 21st, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Re: this
That is a great edit. Thank you. Much cleaner.
February 21st, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Re: this
That is a great edit. Thank you. Much cleaner.
February 21st, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Re: this
That is a great edit. Thank you. Much cleaner.
February 21st, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Re: this
That is a great edit. Thank you. Much cleaner.
February 21st, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Re: this
That is a great edit. Thank you. Much cleaner.
February 21st, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Re: this
That is a great edit. Thank you. Much cleaner.
February 21st, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Re: this
That is a great edit. Thank you. Much cleaner.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:54 pm
this
is extremely great. Although I would have liked it to end with “If you’re reading this, you’re too close.”
February 21st, 2005 at 7:54 pm
this
is extremely great. Although I would have liked it to end with “If you’re reading this, you’re too close.”
February 21st, 2005 at 7:54 pm
this
is extremely great. Although I would have liked it to end with “If you’re reading this, you’re too close.”
February 21st, 2005 at 7:54 pm
this
is extremely great. Although I would have liked it to end with “If you’re reading this, you’re too close.”
February 21st, 2005 at 7:54 pm
this
is extremely great. Although I would have liked it to end with “If you’re reading this, you’re too close.”
February 21st, 2005 at 7:54 pm
this
is extremely great. Although I would have liked it to end with “If you’re reading this, you’re too close.”
February 21st, 2005 at 7:54 pm
this
is extremely great. Although I would have liked it to end with “If you’re reading this, you’re too close.”
February 21st, 2005 at 7:30 pm
I actually tried to work the Peas into the first draft, but then I said, Fuck that shit.
As for Calvin the Incontinent…somehow didn’t grab me as much.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:30 pm
I actually tried to work the Peas into the first draft, but then I said, Fuck that shit.
As for Calvin the Incontinent…somehow didn’t grab me as much.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:30 pm
I actually tried to work the Peas into the first draft, but then I said, Fuck that shit.
As for Calvin the Incontinent…somehow didn’t grab me as much.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:30 pm
I actually tried to work the Peas into the first draft, but then I said, Fuck that shit.
As for Calvin the Incontinent…somehow didn’t grab me as much.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:30 pm
I actually tried to work the Peas into the first draft, but then I said, Fuck that shit.
As for Calvin the Incontinent…somehow didn’t grab me as much.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:30 pm
I actually tried to work the Peas into the first draft, but then I said, Fuck that shit.
As for Calvin the Incontinent…somehow didn’t grab me as much.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:30 pm
I actually tried to work the Peas into the first draft, but then I said, Fuck that shit.
As for Calvin the Incontinent…somehow didn’t grab me as much.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:24 pm
Geez, Tony, why don’t you Stop Bitching and Start A Revolution? Love It or Leave It, because this kind of Hate is Not A Family Value. Mean People Suck, so take a deep breath and try to Visualize Whirled Peas.
Seriously, though, great poem. Bonus points if you can work in those insidious “Calvin Peeing On Something” decals.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:24 pm
Geez, Tony, why don’t you Stop Bitching and Start A Revolution? Love It or Leave It, because this kind of Hate is Not A Family Value. Mean People Suck, so take a deep breath and try to Visualize Whirled Peas.
Seriously, though, great poem. Bonus points if you can work in those insidious “Calvin Peeing On Something” decals.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:24 pm
Geez, Tony, why don’t you Stop Bitching and Start A Revolution? Love It or Leave It, because this kind of Hate is Not A Family Value. Mean People Suck, so take a deep breath and try to Visualize Whirled Peas.
Seriously, though, great poem. Bonus points if you can work in those insidious “Calvin Peeing On Something” decals.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:24 pm
Geez, Tony, why don’t you Stop Bitching and Start A Revolution? Love It or Leave It, because this kind of Hate is Not A Family Value. Mean People Suck, so take a deep breath and try to Visualize Whirled Peas.
Seriously, though, great poem. Bonus points if you can work in those insidious “Calvin Peeing On Something” decals.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:24 pm
Geez, Tony, why don’t you Stop Bitching and Start A Revolution? Love It or Leave It, because this kind of Hate is Not A Family Value. Mean People Suck, so take a deep breath and try to Visualize Whirled Peas.
Seriously, though, great poem. Bonus points if you can work in those insidious “Calvin Peeing On Something” decals.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:24 pm
Geez, Tony, why don’t you Stop Bitching and Start A Revolution? Love It or Leave It, because this kind of Hate is Not A Family Value. Mean People Suck, so take a deep breath and try to Visualize Whirled Peas.
Seriously, though, great poem. Bonus points if you can work in those insidious “Calvin Peeing On Something” decals.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:24 pm
Geez, Tony, why don’t you Stop Bitching and Start A Revolution? Love It or Leave It, because this kind of Hate is Not A Family Value. Mean People Suck, so take a deep breath and try to Visualize Whirled Peas.
Seriously, though, great poem. Bonus points if you can work in those insidious “Calvin Peeing On Something” decals.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:19 pm
*snort*
February 21st, 2005 at 7:19 pm
*snort*
February 21st, 2005 at 7:19 pm
*snort*
February 21st, 2005 at 7:19 pm
*snort*
February 21st, 2005 at 7:19 pm
*snort*
February 21st, 2005 at 7:19 pm
*snort*
February 21st, 2005 at 7:19 pm
*snort*
February 21st, 2005 at 7:14 pm
Love it.
I’m thinking of all the ubiquitous bumper stickers and magnets you didn’t include. I always see ones about being a brat or a princess, or “if you don’t drive a ford, you ain’t shit” (something to that effect), I *heart* my wife, my Jesus, my dog.
Here’s the best thing, though. Nigel just got a Honda, and we suggested he get “Eat Rice” stickers on his windows in Kanji. Heh. That’ll show ’em.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:14 pm
Love it.
I’m thinking of all the ubiquitous bumper stickers and magnets you didn’t include. I always see ones about being a brat or a princess, or “if you don’t drive a ford, you ain’t shit” (something to that effect), I *heart* my wife, my Jesus, my dog.
Here’s the best thing, though. Nigel just got a Honda, and we suggested he get “Eat Rice” stickers on his windows in Kanji. Heh. That’ll show ’em.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:14 pm
Love it.
I’m thinking of all the ubiquitous bumper stickers and magnets you didn’t include. I always see ones about being a brat or a princess, or “if you don’t drive a ford, you ain’t shit” (something to that effect), I *heart* my wife, my Jesus, my dog.
Here’s the best thing, though. Nigel just got a Honda, and we suggested he get “Eat Rice” stickers on his windows in Kanji. Heh. That’ll show ’em.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:14 pm
Love it.
I’m thinking of all the ubiquitous bumper stickers and magnets you didn’t include. I always see ones about being a brat or a princess, or “if you don’t drive a ford, you ain’t shit” (something to that effect), I *heart* my wife, my Jesus, my dog.
Here’s the best thing, though. Nigel just got a Honda, and we suggested he get “Eat Rice” stickers on his windows in Kanji. Heh. That’ll show ’em.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:14 pm
Love it.
I’m thinking of all the ubiquitous bumper stickers and magnets you didn’t include. I always see ones about being a brat or a princess, or “if you don’t drive a ford, you ain’t shit” (something to that effect), I *heart* my wife, my Jesus, my dog.
Here’s the best thing, though. Nigel just got a Honda, and we suggested he get “Eat Rice” stickers on his windows in Kanji. Heh. That’ll show ’em.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:14 pm
Love it.
I’m thinking of all the ubiquitous bumper stickers and magnets you didn’t include. I always see ones about being a brat or a princess, or “if you don’t drive a ford, you ain’t shit” (something to that effect), I *heart* my wife, my Jesus, my dog.
Here’s the best thing, though. Nigel just got a Honda, and we suggested he get “Eat Rice” stickers on his windows in Kanji. Heh. That’ll show ’em.
February 21st, 2005 at 7:14 pm
Love it.
I’m thinking of all the ubiquitous bumper stickers and magnets you didn’t include. I always see ones about being a brat or a princess, or “if you don’t drive a ford, you ain’t shit” (something to that effect), I *heart* my wife, my Jesus, my dog.
Here’s the best thing, though. Nigel just got a Honda, and we suggested he get “Eat Rice” stickers on his windows in Kanji. Heh. That’ll show ’em.