-I-
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept several snakes in a bucket.
Said he with a smirk,
“A cage didn’t work.
After several escapes, I said, ‘Fuck it.'”
-II-
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who reviled football player Jim Plunkett.
The guy said, “That bum
Just sat on his thumbs.
And now these Pats are champs — who’d a thunk it?”
-III-
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Had a pipe that was too clogged to suck it.
Said he with a giggle
Giving the stem a wiggle,
“Dude, there’s so much resin in there…wow…somebody gimme a paper I can wipe it on, this stuff is sweet…no, no, roll one anyway, this’ll take some time…and put on that Phish tape from the Maine shows…”
Dark Matter 
February 8th, 2005 at 4:50 am
Heeee!
February 8th, 2005 at 4:50 am
Heeee!
February 8th, 2005 at 4:50 am
Heeee!
February 8th, 2005 at 4:50 am
Heeee!
February 8th, 2005 at 4:50 am
Heeee!
February 8th, 2005 at 4:50 am
Heeee!
February 8th, 2005 at 4:50 am
Heeee!
February 8th, 2005 at 4:50 am
Heeee!
February 8th, 2005 at 4:42 am
Having never been one to stick to rules…neither of these are in nantucket. The first one I wrote for Bob Chartowich about a year ago, and the second I found in a book of “bawdy” poetry.
Bob’s Limerick
A swift-thinking man from Newark
thought sex, as a theme, should be dark.
He loved to write prose
about a cock like a hose
and a whore with a crotch like a park.
Limerick
A sadistic young woman from Spain
said she found oral sex a real pain.
She bit off the tools
of a dozen poor fools
who tried to convert her in vain.
by Alison Chisholm
February 8th, 2005 at 4:42 am
Having never been one to stick to rules…neither of these are in nantucket. The first one I wrote for Bob Chartowich about a year ago, and the second I found in a book of “bawdy” poetry.
Bob’s Limerick
A swift-thinking man from Newark
thought sex, as a theme, should be dark.
He loved to write prose
about a cock like a hose
and a whore with a crotch like a park.
Limerick
A sadistic young woman from Spain
said she found oral sex a real pain.
She bit off the tools
of a dozen poor fools
who tried to convert her in vain.
by Alison Chisholm
February 8th, 2005 at 4:42 am
Having never been one to stick to rules…neither of these are in nantucket. The first one I wrote for Bob Chartowich about a year ago, and the second I found in a book of “bawdy” poetry.
Bob’s Limerick
A swift-thinking man from Newark
thought sex, as a theme, should be dark.
He loved to write prose
about a cock like a hose
and a whore with a crotch like a park.
Limerick
A sadistic young woman from Spain
said she found oral sex a real pain.
She bit off the tools
of a dozen poor fools
who tried to convert her in vain.
by Alison Chisholm
February 8th, 2005 at 4:42 am
Having never been one to stick to rules…neither of these are in nantucket. The first one I wrote for Bob Chartowich about a year ago, and the second I found in a book of “bawdy” poetry.
Bob’s Limerick
A swift-thinking man from Newark
thought sex, as a theme, should be dark.
He loved to write prose
about a cock like a hose
and a whore with a crotch like a park.
Limerick
A sadistic young woman from Spain
said she found oral sex a real pain.
She bit off the tools
of a dozen poor fools
who tried to convert her in vain.
by Alison Chisholm
February 8th, 2005 at 4:42 am
Having never been one to stick to rules…neither of these are in nantucket. The first one I wrote for Bob Chartowich about a year ago, and the second I found in a book of “bawdy” poetry.
Bob’s Limerick
A swift-thinking man from Newark
thought sex, as a theme, should be dark.
He loved to write prose
about a cock like a hose
and a whore with a crotch like a park.
Limerick
A sadistic young woman from Spain
said she found oral sex a real pain.
She bit off the tools
of a dozen poor fools
who tried to convert her in vain.
by Alison Chisholm
February 8th, 2005 at 4:42 am
Having never been one to stick to rules…neither of these are in nantucket. The first one I wrote for Bob Chartowich about a year ago, and the second I found in a book of “bawdy” poetry.
Bob’s Limerick
A swift-thinking man from Newark
thought sex, as a theme, should be dark.
He loved to write prose
about a cock like a hose
and a whore with a crotch like a park.
Limerick
A sadistic young woman from Spain
said she found oral sex a real pain.
She bit off the tools
of a dozen poor fools
who tried to convert her in vain.
by Alison Chisholm
February 8th, 2005 at 4:42 am
Having never been one to stick to rules…neither of these are in nantucket. The first one I wrote for Bob Chartowich about a year ago, and the second I found in a book of “bawdy” poetry.
Bob’s Limerick
A swift-thinking man from Newark
thought sex, as a theme, should be dark.
He loved to write prose
about a cock like a hose
and a whore with a crotch like a park.
Limerick
A sadistic young woman from Spain
said she found oral sex a real pain.
She bit off the tools
of a dozen poor fools
who tried to convert her in vain.
by Alison Chisholm
February 8th, 2005 at 4:42 am
Having never been one to stick to rules…neither of these are in nantucket. The first one I wrote for Bob Chartowich about a year ago, and the second I found in a book of “bawdy” poetry.
Bob’s Limerick
A swift-thinking man from Newark
thought sex, as a theme, should be dark.
He loved to write prose
about a cock like a hose
and a whore with a crotch like a park.
Limerick
A sadistic young woman from Spain
said she found oral sex a real pain.
She bit off the tools
of a dozen poor fools
who tried to convert her in vain.
by Alison Chisholm
February 7th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Re: from carl lombardi….
Nice!
February 7th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Re: from carl lombardi….
Nice!
February 7th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Re: from carl lombardi….
Nice!
February 7th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Re: from carl lombardi….
Nice!
February 7th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Re: from carl lombardi….
Nice!
February 7th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Re: from carl lombardi….
Nice!
February 7th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Re: from carl lombardi….
Nice!
February 7th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Re: from carl lombardi….
Nice!
February 7th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
from carl lombardi….
there was once was a man from nantucket
who kept all his money in a bucket
he had a daughter named Nan
and she ran off with a man
and as for the bucket, Nan took it
February 7th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
from carl lombardi….
there was once was a man from nantucket
who kept all his money in a bucket
he had a daughter named Nan
and she ran off with a man
and as for the bucket, Nan took it
February 7th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
from carl lombardi….
there was once was a man from nantucket
who kept all his money in a bucket
he had a daughter named Nan
and she ran off with a man
and as for the bucket, Nan took it
February 7th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
from carl lombardi….
there was once was a man from nantucket
who kept all his money in a bucket
he had a daughter named Nan
and she ran off with a man
and as for the bucket, Nan took it
February 7th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
from carl lombardi….
there was once was a man from nantucket
who kept all his money in a bucket
he had a daughter named Nan
and she ran off with a man
and as for the bucket, Nan took it
February 7th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
from carl lombardi….
there was once was a man from nantucket
who kept all his money in a bucket
he had a daughter named Nan
and she ran off with a man
and as for the bucket, Nan took it
February 7th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
from carl lombardi….
there was once was a man from nantucket
who kept all his money in a bucket
he had a daughter named Nan
and she ran off with a man
and as for the bucket, Nan took it
February 7th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
from carl lombardi….
there was once was a man from nantucket
who kept all his money in a bucket
he had a daughter named Nan
and she ran off with a man
and as for the bucket, Nan took it
February 7th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Silly Rabbit!
She WROTE the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Silly Rabbit!
She WROTE the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Silly Rabbit!
She WROTE the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Silly Rabbit!
She WROTE the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Silly Rabbit!
She WROTE the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Silly Rabbit!
She WROTE the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Silly Rabbit!
She WROTE the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
Silly Rabbit!
She WROTE the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:00 pm
what about the
woman from nantucket?
I have NEVER heard about the woman…just, “there once was a woman from nantucket”
I’m guessing she was scandalous, ‘cuz no one ever finishes the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:00 pm
what about the
woman from nantucket?
I have NEVER heard about the woman…just, “there once was a woman from nantucket”
I’m guessing she was scandalous, ‘cuz no one ever finishes the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:00 pm
what about the
woman from nantucket?
I have NEVER heard about the woman…just, “there once was a woman from nantucket”
I’m guessing she was scandalous, ‘cuz no one ever finishes the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:00 pm
what about the
woman from nantucket?
I have NEVER heard about the woman…just, “there once was a woman from nantucket”
I’m guessing she was scandalous, ‘cuz no one ever finishes the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:00 pm
what about the
woman from nantucket?
I have NEVER heard about the woman…just, “there once was a woman from nantucket”
I’m guessing she was scandalous, ‘cuz no one ever finishes the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:00 pm
what about the
woman from nantucket?
I have NEVER heard about the woman…just, “there once was a woman from nantucket”
I’m guessing she was scandalous, ‘cuz no one ever finishes the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:00 pm
what about the
woman from nantucket?
I have NEVER heard about the woman…just, “there once was a woman from nantucket”
I’m guessing she was scandalous, ‘cuz no one ever finishes the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 8:00 pm
what about the
woman from nantucket?
I have NEVER heard about the woman…just, “there once was a woman from nantucket”
I’m guessing she was scandalous, ‘cuz no one ever finishes the poem.
February 7th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Hey, I was just thinking that “Martha’s Vineyard” would be more of a challenge…
February 7th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Hey, I was just thinking that “Martha’s Vineyard” would be more of a challenge…
February 7th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Hey, I was just thinking that “Martha’s Vineyard” would be more of a challenge…
February 7th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Hey, I was just thinking that “Martha’s Vineyard” would be more of a challenge…
February 7th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Hey, I was just thinking that “Martha’s Vineyard” would be more of a challenge…
February 7th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Hey, I was just thinking that “Martha’s Vineyard” would be more of a challenge…
February 7th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Hey, I was just thinking that “Martha’s Vineyard” would be more of a challenge…
February 7th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Hey, I was just thinking that “Martha’s Vineyard” would be more of a challenge…
February 7th, 2005 at 7:16 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Yes. That’s the whole point!
February 7th, 2005 at 7:16 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Yes. That’s the whole point!
February 7th, 2005 at 7:16 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Yes. That’s the whole point!
February 7th, 2005 at 7:16 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Yes. That’s the whole point!
February 7th, 2005 at 7:16 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Yes. That’s the whole point!
February 7th, 2005 at 7:16 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Yes. That’s the whole point!
February 7th, 2005 at 7:16 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Yes. That’s the whole point!
February 7th, 2005 at 7:16 pm
Re: ECT? Part 2
Yes. That’s the whole point!
February 7th, 2005 at 7:15 pm
Re: ECT?
Electro Convulsive Therapy.
You know…as in “Gimme Gimme..”
February 7th, 2005 at 7:15 pm
Re: ECT?
Electro Convulsive Therapy.
You know…as in “Gimme Gimme..”
February 7th, 2005 at 7:15 pm
Re: ECT?
Electro Convulsive Therapy.
You know…as in “Gimme Gimme..”
February 7th, 2005 at 7:15 pm
Re: ECT?
Electro Convulsive Therapy.
You know…as in “Gimme Gimme..”
February 7th, 2005 at 7:15 pm
Re: ECT?
Electro Convulsive Therapy.
You know…as in “Gimme Gimme..”
February 7th, 2005 at 7:15 pm
Re: ECT?
Electro Convulsive Therapy.
You know…as in “Gimme Gimme..”
February 7th, 2005 at 7:15 pm
Re: ECT?
Electro Convulsive Therapy.
You know…as in “Gimme Gimme..”
February 7th, 2005 at 7:15 pm
Re: ECT?
Electro Convulsive Therapy.
You know…as in “Gimme Gimme..”
February 7th, 2005 at 7:11 pm
ECT? Part 2
The challenge is accepted.
Need the man’s location be Nantucket?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:11 pm
ECT? Part 2
The challenge is accepted.
Need the man’s location be Nantucket?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:11 pm
ECT? Part 2
The challenge is accepted.
Need the man’s location be Nantucket?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:11 pm
ECT? Part 2
The challenge is accepted.
Need the man’s location be Nantucket?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:11 pm
ECT? Part 2
The challenge is accepted.
Need the man’s location be Nantucket?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:11 pm
ECT? Part 2
The challenge is accepted.
Need the man’s location be Nantucket?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:11 pm
ECT? Part 2
The challenge is accepted.
Need the man’s location be Nantucket?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:11 pm
ECT? Part 2
The challenge is accepted.
Need the man’s location be Nantucket?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
ECT?
Extra Care, Toots?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
ECT?
Extra Care, Toots?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
ECT?
Extra Care, Toots?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
ECT?
Extra Care, Toots?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
ECT?
Extra Care, Toots?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
ECT?
Extra Care, Toots?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
ECT?
Extra Care, Toots?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
ECT?
Extra Care, Toots?
February 7th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
-I-
::chuckle::
-II-
::groans::
-III-
Dude! rawwwwwt
Today seems like one of those days where you need to let RAC pet your brain.
February 7th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
-I-
::chuckle::
-II-
::groans::
-III-
Dude! rawwwwwt
Today seems like one of those days where you need to let RAC pet your brain.
February 7th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
-I-
::chuckle::
-II-
::groans::
-III-
Dude! rawwwwwt
Today seems like one of those days where you need to let RAC pet your brain.
February 7th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
-I-
::chuckle::
-II-
::groans::
-III-
Dude! rawwwwwt
Today seems like one of those days where you need to let RAC pet your brain.
February 7th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
-I-
::chuckle::
-II-
::groans::
-III-
Dude! rawwwwwt
Today seems like one of those days where you need to let RAC pet your brain.
February 7th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
-I-
::chuckle::
-II-
::groans::
-III-
Dude! rawwwwwt
Today seems like one of those days where you need to let RAC pet your brain.
February 7th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
-I-
::chuckle::
-II-
::groans::
-III-
Dude! rawwwwwt
Today seems like one of those days where you need to let RAC pet your brain.
February 7th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
-I-
::chuckle::
-II-
::groans::
-III-
Dude! rawwwwwt
Today seems like one of those days where you need to let RAC pet your brain.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:59 pm
Hey, you do better trying to find something than the obvious rhymes.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some ECT.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:59 pm
Hey, you do better trying to find something than the obvious rhymes.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some ECT.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:59 pm
Hey, you do better trying to find something than the obvious rhymes.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some ECT.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:59 pm
Hey, you do better trying to find something than the obvious rhymes.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some ECT.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:59 pm
Hey, you do better trying to find something than the obvious rhymes.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some ECT.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:59 pm
Hey, you do better trying to find something than the obvious rhymes.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some ECT.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:59 pm
Hey, you do better trying to find something than the obvious rhymes.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some ECT.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:59 pm
Hey, you do better trying to find something than the obvious rhymes.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some ECT.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:55 pm
Nantucket and Plunkett?
hmmm…..
and then the last one?
Tony (how do I put this?)
those dosage numbers on the side of the pill bottles?
Those are important.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:55 pm
Nantucket and Plunkett?
hmmm…..
and then the last one?
Tony (how do I put this?)
those dosage numbers on the side of the pill bottles?
Those are important.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:55 pm
Nantucket and Plunkett?
hmmm…..
and then the last one?
Tony (how do I put this?)
those dosage numbers on the side of the pill bottles?
Those are important.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:55 pm
Nantucket and Plunkett?
hmmm…..
and then the last one?
Tony (how do I put this?)
those dosage numbers on the side of the pill bottles?
Those are important.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:55 pm
Nantucket and Plunkett?
hmmm…..
and then the last one?
Tony (how do I put this?)
those dosage numbers on the side of the pill bottles?
Those are important.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:55 pm
Nantucket and Plunkett?
hmmm…..
and then the last one?
Tony (how do I put this?)
those dosage numbers on the side of the pill bottles?
Those are important.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:55 pm
Nantucket and Plunkett?
hmmm…..
and then the last one?
Tony (how do I put this?)
those dosage numbers on the side of the pill bottles?
Those are important.
February 7th, 2005 at 6:55 pm
Nantucket and Plunkett?
hmmm…..
and then the last one?
Tony (how do I put this?)
those dosage numbers on the side of the pill bottles?
Those are important.