FIVE FAVORITE SONGS BY X:
“Adult Books”
“I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts”
“Devil Doll”
“Surprise Surprise”
“The New World”
FIVE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING I RECENTLY DISCARDED:
Ripped T-Shirt from NPS ’96
Elvis Presley’s codpiece
A pear-scented dog collar
Worn out “Physician’s Assistant Martens” (bargain brand)
Tighty used to be Whiteys
FIVE THINGS MY CAT THREW UP RECENTLY:
Elvis Presley’s codpiece
Dominick Dunne
Solid gold cufflinks previously owned by Fabio
Tuna
Tuning fork
FIVE PHRASES I HAVE SHOUTED DURING THE PHYSICAL ACT OF LOVE:
Give me that lollipop and no one gets hurt!
Now, then, where the hell is that codpiece?
Dwarves! Dwarves everywhere!!!
Get that otter off me, you goddamn psycho!
The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the opposite sides!
FIVE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS:
Salmon in a citrus fennel marinade
Peanut butter and cream cheese on wheat bread
Great Italian bread dipped in oil and spices
Tomatoes and fresh mozzarella in oil and vinegar, preferably in Santa Fe
Cheetos
FIVE GREAT LEADERS OF OUR GENERATION:
Um, I’ll come back to this. Maybe later. Much later.
FIVE GREATEST MEMES OF ALL TIME:
The one about the colors!
The one about who you will be best suited for in love!
The one about the celebrity you are most like!
The one about the band you should be in!
The one about sheepiness!
Add your own!!!!!

December 30th, 2004 at 11:35 pm
I AM NOT ALONE!
i thought i was the only one who yelled mathematical equations during sweet coitus.
hoorah!
i heart trent reznor.
December 30th, 2004 at 11:35 pm
I AM NOT ALONE!
i thought i was the only one who yelled mathematical equations during sweet coitus.
hoorah!
i heart trent reznor.
December 30th, 2004 at 11:35 pm
I AM NOT ALONE!
i thought i was the only one who yelled mathematical equations during sweet coitus.
hoorah!
i heart trent reznor.
December 30th, 2004 at 11:35 pm
I AM NOT ALONE!
i thought i was the only one who yelled mathematical equations during sweet coitus.
hoorah!
i heart trent reznor.
December 30th, 2004 at 11:35 pm
I AM NOT ALONE!
i thought i was the only one who yelled mathematical equations during sweet coitus.
hoorah!
i heart trent reznor.
December 30th, 2004 at 11:35 pm
I AM NOT ALONE!
i thought i was the only one who yelled mathematical equations during sweet coitus.
hoorah!
i heart trent reznor.
December 30th, 2004 at 11:35 pm
I AM NOT ALONE!
i thought i was the only one who yelled mathematical equations during sweet coitus.
hoorah!
i heart trent reznor.
December 30th, 2004 at 11:35 pm
I AM NOT ALONE!
i thought i was the only one who yelled mathematical equations during sweet coitus.
hoorah!
i heart trent reznor.
December 30th, 2004 at 5:03 pm
Re: i’ll bite
hah! love the haiku!
December 30th, 2004 at 5:03 pm
Re: i’ll bite
hah! love the haiku!
December 30th, 2004 at 5:03 pm
Re: i’ll bite
hah! love the haiku!
December 30th, 2004 at 5:03 pm
Re: i’ll bite
hah! love the haiku!
December 30th, 2004 at 5:03 pm
Re: i’ll bite
hah! love the haiku!
December 30th, 2004 at 5:03 pm
Re: i’ll bite
hah! love the haiku!
December 30th, 2004 at 5:03 pm
Re: i’ll bite
hah! love the haiku!
December 30th, 2004 at 5:03 pm
Re: i’ll bite
hah! love the haiku!
December 30th, 2004 at 4:00 pm
Re: i’ll bite
1. Closer
2. Closer Still
3. Farther Away
4. Way The Hell Over There
5. Dancing in the Dark (PseudoGoth Remix by Jellybean Benitez)
Also: since you asked, I’ll share my Trent Reznor haiku:
The downward spiral
plus fishnets equals just this:
positive cash flow.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:00 pm
Re: i’ll bite
1. Closer
2. Closer Still
3. Farther Away
4. Way The Hell Over There
5. Dancing in the Dark (PseudoGoth Remix by Jellybean Benitez)
Also: since you asked, I’ll share my Trent Reznor haiku:
The downward spiral
plus fishnets equals just this:
positive cash flow.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:00 pm
Re: i’ll bite
1. Closer
2. Closer Still
3. Farther Away
4. Way The Hell Over There
5. Dancing in the Dark (PseudoGoth Remix by Jellybean Benitez)
Also: since you asked, I’ll share my Trent Reznor haiku:
The downward spiral
plus fishnets equals just this:
positive cash flow.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:00 pm
Re: i’ll bite
1. Closer
2. Closer Still
3. Farther Away
4. Way The Hell Over There
5. Dancing in the Dark (PseudoGoth Remix by Jellybean Benitez)
Also: since you asked, I’ll share my Trent Reznor haiku:
The downward spiral
plus fishnets equals just this:
positive cash flow.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:00 pm
Re: i’ll bite
1. Closer
2. Closer Still
3. Farther Away
4. Way The Hell Over There
5. Dancing in the Dark (PseudoGoth Remix by Jellybean Benitez)
Also: since you asked, I’ll share my Trent Reznor haiku:
The downward spiral
plus fishnets equals just this:
positive cash flow.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:00 pm
Re: i’ll bite
1. Closer
2. Closer Still
3. Farther Away
4. Way The Hell Over There
5. Dancing in the Dark (PseudoGoth Remix by Jellybean Benitez)
Also: since you asked, I’ll share my Trent Reznor haiku:
The downward spiral
plus fishnets equals just this:
positive cash flow.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:00 pm
Re: i’ll bite
1. Closer
2. Closer Still
3. Farther Away
4. Way The Hell Over There
5. Dancing in the Dark (PseudoGoth Remix by Jellybean Benitez)
Also: since you asked, I’ll share my Trent Reznor haiku:
The downward spiral
plus fishnets equals just this:
positive cash flow.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:00 pm
Re: i’ll bite
1. Closer
2. Closer Still
3. Farther Away
4. Way The Hell Over There
5. Dancing in the Dark (PseudoGoth Remix by Jellybean Benitez)
Also: since you asked, I’ll share my Trent Reznor haiku:
The downward spiral
plus fishnets equals just this:
positive cash flow.
December 30th, 2004 at 3:49 pm
Re: i’ll bite
okay, but you still haven’t named your top five nine inch nails songs to listen to on days ending in a “y”!
December 30th, 2004 at 3:49 pm
Re: i’ll bite
okay, but you still haven’t named your top five nine inch nails songs to listen to on days ending in a “y”!
December 30th, 2004 at 3:49 pm
Re: i’ll bite
okay, but you still haven’t named your top five nine inch nails songs to listen to on days ending in a “y”!
December 30th, 2004 at 3:49 pm
Re: i’ll bite
okay, but you still haven’t named your top five nine inch nails songs to listen to on days ending in a “y”!
December 30th, 2004 at 3:49 pm
Re: i’ll bite
okay, but you still haven’t named your top five nine inch nails songs to listen to on days ending in a “y”!
December 30th, 2004 at 3:49 pm
Re: i’ll bite
okay, but you still haven’t named your top five nine inch nails songs to listen to on days ending in a “y”!
December 30th, 2004 at 3:49 pm
Re: i’ll bite
okay, but you still haven’t named your top five nine inch nails songs to listen to on days ending in a “y”!
December 30th, 2004 at 3:49 pm
Re: i’ll bite
okay, but you still haven’t named your top five nine inch nails songs to listen to on days ending in a “y”!
December 30th, 2004 at 7:52 am
Re: i’ll bite
Isn’t this fun?
FIVE COMMON URBAN MYTHS THAT ARE ACTUALLY TRUE:
You can catch “Red Sox Fever” from a toilet seat.
Alligators in the sewers will pay you every time you send an e-mail.
There’s really 20 million dollars waiting for you in Nigeria.
That whole “Bloody Mary” thing works, but only if you use the name “Carrot Top.” (shudder)
In an alternate reality, George W. Bush is president.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:52 am
Re: i’ll bite
Isn’t this fun?
FIVE COMMON URBAN MYTHS THAT ARE ACTUALLY TRUE:
You can catch “Red Sox Fever” from a toilet seat.
Alligators in the sewers will pay you every time you send an e-mail.
There’s really 20 million dollars waiting for you in Nigeria.
That whole “Bloody Mary” thing works, but only if you use the name “Carrot Top.” (shudder)
In an alternate reality, George W. Bush is president.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:52 am
Re: i’ll bite
Isn’t this fun?
FIVE COMMON URBAN MYTHS THAT ARE ACTUALLY TRUE:
You can catch “Red Sox Fever” from a toilet seat.
Alligators in the sewers will pay you every time you send an e-mail.
There’s really 20 million dollars waiting for you in Nigeria.
That whole “Bloody Mary” thing works, but only if you use the name “Carrot Top.” (shudder)
In an alternate reality, George W. Bush is president.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:52 am
Re: i’ll bite
Isn’t this fun?
FIVE COMMON URBAN MYTHS THAT ARE ACTUALLY TRUE:
You can catch “Red Sox Fever” from a toilet seat.
Alligators in the sewers will pay you every time you send an e-mail.
There’s really 20 million dollars waiting for you in Nigeria.
That whole “Bloody Mary” thing works, but only if you use the name “Carrot Top.” (shudder)
In an alternate reality, George W. Bush is president.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:52 am
Re: i’ll bite
Isn’t this fun?
FIVE COMMON URBAN MYTHS THAT ARE ACTUALLY TRUE:
You can catch “Red Sox Fever” from a toilet seat.
Alligators in the sewers will pay you every time you send an e-mail.
There’s really 20 million dollars waiting for you in Nigeria.
That whole “Bloody Mary” thing works, but only if you use the name “Carrot Top.” (shudder)
In an alternate reality, George W. Bush is president.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:52 am
Re: i’ll bite
Isn’t this fun?
FIVE COMMON URBAN MYTHS THAT ARE ACTUALLY TRUE:
You can catch “Red Sox Fever” from a toilet seat.
Alligators in the sewers will pay you every time you send an e-mail.
There’s really 20 million dollars waiting for you in Nigeria.
That whole “Bloody Mary” thing works, but only if you use the name “Carrot Top.” (shudder)
In an alternate reality, George W. Bush is president.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:52 am
Re: i’ll bite
Isn’t this fun?
FIVE COMMON URBAN MYTHS THAT ARE ACTUALLY TRUE:
You can catch “Red Sox Fever” from a toilet seat.
Alligators in the sewers will pay you every time you send an e-mail.
There’s really 20 million dollars waiting for you in Nigeria.
That whole “Bloody Mary” thing works, but only if you use the name “Carrot Top.” (shudder)
In an alternate reality, George W. Bush is president.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:52 am
Re: i’ll bite
Isn’t this fun?
FIVE COMMON URBAN MYTHS THAT ARE ACTUALLY TRUE:
You can catch “Red Sox Fever” from a toilet seat.
Alligators in the sewers will pay you every time you send an e-mail.
There’s really 20 million dollars waiting for you in Nigeria.
That whole “Bloody Mary” thing works, but only if you use the name “Carrot Top.” (shudder)
In an alternate reality, George W. Bush is president.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
Re: HA!
I think I took the wrong pills…was that two Lithium, one Lamictal, or the other way around?
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
Re: HA!
I think I took the wrong pills…was that two Lithium, one Lamictal, or the other way around?
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
Re: HA!
I think I took the wrong pills…was that two Lithium, one Lamictal, or the other way around?
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
Re: HA!
I think I took the wrong pills…was that two Lithium, one Lamictal, or the other way around?
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
Re: HA!
I think I took the wrong pills…was that two Lithium, one Lamictal, or the other way around?
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
Re: HA!
I think I took the wrong pills…was that two Lithium, one Lamictal, or the other way around?
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
Re: HA!
I think I took the wrong pills…was that two Lithium, one Lamictal, or the other way around?
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
Re: HA!
I think I took the wrong pills…was that two Lithium, one Lamictal, or the other way around?
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
I like that one too, I have to admit.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
I like that one too, I have to admit.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
I like that one too, I have to admit.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
I like that one too, I have to admit.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
I like that one too, I have to admit.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
I like that one too, I have to admit.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
I like that one too, I have to admit.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:39 am
I like that one too, I have to admit.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:44 am
i’ll bite
five armor parts that sould kinda dirty
breastplate
codpiece
bevor
tassets
lance rest
December 30th, 2004 at 4:44 am
i’ll bite
five armor parts that sould kinda dirty
breastplate
codpiece
bevor
tassets
lance rest
December 30th, 2004 at 4:44 am
i’ll bite
five armor parts that sould kinda dirty
breastplate
codpiece
bevor
tassets
lance rest
December 30th, 2004 at 4:44 am
i’ll bite
five armor parts that sould kinda dirty
breastplate
codpiece
bevor
tassets
lance rest
December 30th, 2004 at 4:44 am
i’ll bite
five armor parts that sould kinda dirty
breastplate
codpiece
bevor
tassets
lance rest
December 30th, 2004 at 4:44 am
i’ll bite
five armor parts that sould kinda dirty
breastplate
codpiece
bevor
tassets
lance rest
December 30th, 2004 at 4:44 am
i’ll bite
five armor parts that sould kinda dirty
breastplate
codpiece
bevor
tassets
lance rest
December 30th, 2004 at 4:44 am
i’ll bite
five armor parts that sould kinda dirty
breastplate
codpiece
bevor
tassets
lance rest
December 30th, 2004 at 4:36 am
HA!
Good to see you feeling so chipper, T.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:36 am
HA!
Good to see you feeling so chipper, T.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:36 am
HA!
Good to see you feeling so chipper, T.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:36 am
HA!
Good to see you feeling so chipper, T.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:36 am
HA!
Good to see you feeling so chipper, T.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:36 am
HA!
Good to see you feeling so chipper, T.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:36 am
HA!
Good to see you feeling so chipper, T.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:36 am
HA!
Good to see you feeling so chipper, T.
December 30th, 2004 at 4:10 am
Tighty used to be Whiteys!! 🙂
December 30th, 2004 at 4:10 am
Tighty used to be Whiteys!! 🙂
December 30th, 2004 at 4:10 am
Tighty used to be Whiteys!! 🙂
December 30th, 2004 at 4:10 am
Tighty used to be Whiteys!! 🙂
December 30th, 2004 at 4:10 am
Tighty used to be Whiteys!! 🙂
December 30th, 2004 at 4:10 am
Tighty used to be Whiteys!! 🙂
December 30th, 2004 at 4:10 am
Tighty used to be Whiteys!! 🙂
December 30th, 2004 at 4:10 am
Tighty used to be Whiteys!! 🙂