Be it resolved that use of the phrases “primordial chaos” and “rain streaked window,” or any use of the word “soul” that does not involve references to Ray Charles, Marvin Gaye, Etta James, or Aretha Franklin, will be punishable by subjecting the poet to a term of no less than fifteen and no more than thirty consecutive recitations of the collected works of Matty Furmanek in pig Latin.
By Donald Rumsfeld.

December 27th, 2004 at 8:11 pm
Re: caveat:
oh, fine, just keep setting the bar higher and higher!
December 27th, 2004 at 8:11 pm
Re: caveat:
oh, fine, just keep setting the bar higher and higher!
December 27th, 2004 at 8:11 pm
Re: caveat:
oh, fine, just keep setting the bar higher and higher!
December 27th, 2004 at 8:11 pm
Re: caveat:
oh, fine, just keep setting the bar higher and higher!
December 27th, 2004 at 8:11 pm
Re: caveat:
oh, fine, just keep setting the bar higher and higher!
December 27th, 2004 at 8:11 pm
Re: caveat:
oh, fine, just keep setting the bar higher and higher!
December 27th, 2004 at 8:11 pm
Re: caveat:
oh, fine, just keep setting the bar higher and higher!
December 27th, 2004 at 8:11 pm
Re: caveat:
oh, fine, just keep setting the bar higher and higher!
December 27th, 2004 at 7:57 pm
Re: caveat:
Well stated.
Then again, such geniuses would likely find some inspiration in the juxtaposition of Furmanek and Rumsfeld.
**ponders**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:57 pm
Re: caveat:
Well stated.
Then again, such geniuses would likely find some inspiration in the juxtaposition of Furmanek and Rumsfeld.
**ponders**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:57 pm
Re: caveat:
Well stated.
Then again, such geniuses would likely find some inspiration in the juxtaposition of Furmanek and Rumsfeld.
**ponders**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:57 pm
Re: caveat:
Well stated.
Then again, such geniuses would likely find some inspiration in the juxtaposition of Furmanek and Rumsfeld.
**ponders**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:57 pm
Re: caveat:
Well stated.
Then again, such geniuses would likely find some inspiration in the juxtaposition of Furmanek and Rumsfeld.
**ponders**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:57 pm
Re: caveat:
Well stated.
Then again, such geniuses would likely find some inspiration in the juxtaposition of Furmanek and Rumsfeld.
**ponders**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:57 pm
Re: caveat:
Well stated.
Then again, such geniuses would likely find some inspiration in the juxtaposition of Furmanek and Rumsfeld.
**ponders**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:57 pm
Re: caveat:
Well stated.
Then again, such geniuses would likely find some inspiration in the juxtaposition of Furmanek and Rumsfeld.
**ponders**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:55 pm
caveat:
every one of the over-used phrases/ideas/tropes can be used well and made fresh again! nothing forbidden IF used well!
exhibit A, in which Joni Mitchell rhymes “moon” with “June” to create a
stark, isolated feeling:
In a highway service station
Over the month of June
Was a photograph of the earth
Taken coming back from the moon
And you couldn’t see a city
On that marbled bowling ball
Or a forest or a highway
Or me here least of all.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:55 pm
caveat:
every one of the over-used phrases/ideas/tropes can be used well and made fresh again! nothing forbidden IF used well!
exhibit A, in which Joni Mitchell rhymes “moon” with “June” to create a
stark, isolated feeling:
In a highway service station
Over the month of June
Was a photograph of the earth
Taken coming back from the moon
And you couldn’t see a city
On that marbled bowling ball
Or a forest or a highway
Or me here least of all.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:55 pm
caveat:
every one of the over-used phrases/ideas/tropes can be used well and made fresh again! nothing forbidden IF used well!
exhibit A, in which Joni Mitchell rhymes “moon” with “June” to create a
stark, isolated feeling:
In a highway service station
Over the month of June
Was a photograph of the earth
Taken coming back from the moon
And you couldn’t see a city
On that marbled bowling ball
Or a forest or a highway
Or me here least of all.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:55 pm
caveat:
every one of the over-used phrases/ideas/tropes can be used well and made fresh again! nothing forbidden IF used well!
exhibit A, in which Joni Mitchell rhymes “moon” with “June” to create a
stark, isolated feeling:
In a highway service station
Over the month of June
Was a photograph of the earth
Taken coming back from the moon
And you couldn’t see a city
On that marbled bowling ball
Or a forest or a highway
Or me here least of all.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:55 pm
caveat:
every one of the over-used phrases/ideas/tropes can be used well and made fresh again! nothing forbidden IF used well!
exhibit A, in which Joni Mitchell rhymes “moon” with “June” to create a
stark, isolated feeling:
In a highway service station
Over the month of June
Was a photograph of the earth
Taken coming back from the moon
And you couldn’t see a city
On that marbled bowling ball
Or a forest or a highway
Or me here least of all.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:55 pm
caveat:
every one of the over-used phrases/ideas/tropes can be used well and made fresh again! nothing forbidden IF used well!
exhibit A, in which Joni Mitchell rhymes “moon” with “June” to create a
stark, isolated feeling:
In a highway service station
Over the month of June
Was a photograph of the earth
Taken coming back from the moon
And you couldn’t see a city
On that marbled bowling ball
Or a forest or a highway
Or me here least of all.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:55 pm
caveat:
every one of the over-used phrases/ideas/tropes can be used well and made fresh again! nothing forbidden IF used well!
exhibit A, in which Joni Mitchell rhymes “moon” with “June” to create a
stark, isolated feeling:
In a highway service station
Over the month of June
Was a photograph of the earth
Taken coming back from the moon
And you couldn’t see a city
On that marbled bowling ball
Or a forest or a highway
Or me here least of all.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:55 pm
caveat:
every one of the over-used phrases/ideas/tropes can be used well and made fresh again! nothing forbidden IF used well!
exhibit A, in which Joni Mitchell rhymes “moon” with “June” to create a
stark, isolated feeling:
In a highway service station
Over the month of June
Was a photograph of the earth
Taken coming back from the moon
And you couldn’t see a city
On that marbled bowling ball
Or a forest or a highway
Or me here least of all.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:07 pm
Re: Just curious…
I feel more comfortable with those combinations. Yes. They have my approval.
**returns to peeling and eating grapes**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:07 pm
Re: Just curious…
I feel more comfortable with those combinations. Yes. They have my approval.
**returns to peeling and eating grapes**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:07 pm
Re: Just curious…
I feel more comfortable with those combinations. Yes. They have my approval.
**returns to peeling and eating grapes**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:07 pm
Re: Just curious…
I feel more comfortable with those combinations. Yes. They have my approval.
**returns to peeling and eating grapes**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:07 pm
Re: Just curious…
I feel more comfortable with those combinations. Yes. They have my approval.
**returns to peeling and eating grapes**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:07 pm
Re: Just curious…
I feel more comfortable with those combinations. Yes. They have my approval.
**returns to peeling and eating grapes**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:07 pm
Re: Just curious…
I feel more comfortable with those combinations. Yes. They have my approval.
**returns to peeling and eating grapes**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:07 pm
Re: Just curious…
I feel more comfortable with those combinations. Yes. They have my approval.
**returns to peeling and eating grapes**
December 27th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
Just curious…
What about
Primordial Window -or
chaos streaked or rain soul? ugh. Not rain soul. Soul is a turd word these days.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
Just curious…
What about
Primordial Window -or
chaos streaked or rain soul? ugh. Not rain soul. Soul is a turd word these days.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
Just curious…
What about
Primordial Window -or
chaos streaked or rain soul? ugh. Not rain soul. Soul is a turd word these days.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
Just curious…
What about
Primordial Window -or
chaos streaked or rain soul? ugh. Not rain soul. Soul is a turd word these days.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
Just curious…
What about
Primordial Window -or
chaos streaked or rain soul? ugh. Not rain soul. Soul is a turd word these days.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
Just curious…
What about
Primordial Window -or
chaos streaked or rain soul? ugh. Not rain soul. Soul is a turd word these days.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
Just curious…
What about
Primordial Window -or
chaos streaked or rain soul? ugh. Not rain soul. Soul is a turd word these days.
December 27th, 2004 at 7:05 pm
Just curious…
What about
Primordial Window -or
chaos streaked or rain soul? ugh. Not rain soul. Soul is a turd word these days.
December 27th, 2004 at 6:26 pm
damn typos.
December 27th, 2004 at 6:26 pm
damn typos.
December 27th, 2004 at 6:26 pm
damn typos.
December 27th, 2004 at 6:26 pm
damn typos.
December 27th, 2004 at 6:26 pm
damn typos.
December 27th, 2004 at 6:26 pm
damn typos.
December 27th, 2004 at 6:26 pm
damn typos.
December 27th, 2004 at 6:26 pm
damn typos.
December 27th, 2004 at 5:54 pm
Ditto
December 27th, 2004 at 5:54 pm
Ditto
December 27th, 2004 at 5:54 pm
Ditto
December 27th, 2004 at 5:54 pm
Ditto
December 27th, 2004 at 5:54 pm
Ditto
December 27th, 2004 at 5:54 pm
Ditto
December 27th, 2004 at 5:54 pm
Ditto
December 27th, 2004 at 5:54 pm
Ditto
December 27th, 2004 at 5:53 pm
December 27th, 2004 at 5:53 pm
December 27th, 2004 at 5:53 pm
December 27th, 2004 at 5:53 pm
December 27th, 2004 at 5:53 pm
December 27th, 2004 at 5:53 pm
December 27th, 2004 at 5:53 pm
December 27th, 2004 at 5:53 pm
December 27th, 2004 at 5:41 pm
finger slip.
December 27th, 2004 at 5:41 pm
finger slip.
December 27th, 2004 at 5:41 pm
finger slip.
December 27th, 2004 at 5:41 pm
finger slip.
December 27th, 2004 at 5:41 pm
finger slip.
December 27th, 2004 at 5:41 pm
finger slip.
December 27th, 2004 at 5:41 pm
finger slip.
December 27th, 2004 at 5:41 pm
finger slip.
December 27th, 2004 at 5:40 pm
Huh?
December 27th, 2004 at 5:40 pm
Huh?
December 27th, 2004 at 5:40 pm
Huh?
December 27th, 2004 at 5:40 pm
Huh?
December 27th, 2004 at 5:40 pm
Huh?
December 27th, 2004 at 5:40 pm
Huh?
December 27th, 2004 at 5:40 pm
Huh?
December 27th, 2004 at 5:40 pm
Huh?