It’s about music and poetry, again; something of a personal nature that explores the relationship between my guitar playing and my poetry a little more deeply.
Filled, as well, with my usual cranky asides designed to piss off an open mike aficionado or two.
Go here for a look.
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And while we’re at it — the blurbs aren’t pouring in. Jeez, I even told you you could INSULT my work and I didn’t get many!
I’m hurt. Shocked, and hurt. And hungry, but I think that’s unrelated.
Just in case it was because I didn’t include my e-mail address in the post, here you go:
chrysler.poet@verizon.net
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Finally, because it’s so silly:
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Brownie Moody
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather’s first name):
Pistachio Antonio
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
Dell Il Forno
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Pepper Venice
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Orbit Spencer
6. “FLY Boy” ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
T-Bro (ooh, I like that one)
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Candy Bar Scotch
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Kitten Uxbridge
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Ice Cream Scotch (sounds like a Beefheart title)
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
William Moody
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Snickers Thompson
Dark Matter 
October 23rd, 2004 at 9:27 am
Blurb
Tony’s poetry makes the barometer drop…squarely on the head of anyone who is faking their way through life or art.
October 23rd, 2004 at 9:27 am
Blurb
Tony’s poetry makes the barometer drop…squarely on the head of anyone who is faking their way through life or art.
October 23rd, 2004 at 9:27 am
Blurb
Tony’s poetry makes the barometer drop…squarely on the head of anyone who is faking their way through life or art.
October 23rd, 2004 at 9:27 am
Blurb
Tony’s poetry makes the barometer drop…squarely on the head of anyone who is faking their way through life or art.
October 23rd, 2004 at 9:27 am
Blurb
Tony’s poetry makes the barometer drop…squarely on the head of anyone who is faking their way through life or art.
October 23rd, 2004 at 9:27 am
Blurb
Tony’s poetry makes the barometer drop…squarely on the head of anyone who is faking their way through life or art.
October 23rd, 2004 at 9:27 am
Blurb
Tony’s poetry makes the barometer drop…squarely on the head of anyone who is faking their way through life or art.
October 23rd, 2004 at 7:03 am
kickass column =) (thank for the props, btw.)
if it says anything, i’m really hit-or-miss at reading po8ry to music when it’s someone else’s music – for example, the last feature i did at Lizard was dreadful, while the one before that was pretty great. i really gelled w/ the band the first time, esp. the bassist (Drew? is that his name?), & the grooves that they were putting out, & there was a lot of give & take btw. us. the second feature was w/ some different players, & the drummer & i had trouble cathcing up w/ each other – it wound up soundingt like someone shouting as they first dropped all their stuff, then fell headfirst, down the stairs. there’s something about the drummer, maybe? i’ve had really great luck when Regie is drumming… or it might be that the music & the words need a really personal space to marry…
October 23rd, 2004 at 7:03 am
kickass column =) (thank for the props, btw.)
if it says anything, i’m really hit-or-miss at reading po8ry to music when it’s someone else’s music – for example, the last feature i did at Lizard was dreadful, while the one before that was pretty great. i really gelled w/ the band the first time, esp. the bassist (Drew? is that his name?), & the grooves that they were putting out, & there was a lot of give & take btw. us. the second feature was w/ some different players, & the drummer & i had trouble cathcing up w/ each other – it wound up soundingt like someone shouting as they first dropped all their stuff, then fell headfirst, down the stairs. there’s something about the drummer, maybe? i’ve had really great luck when Regie is drumming… or it might be that the music & the words need a really personal space to marry…
October 23rd, 2004 at 7:03 am
kickass column =) (thank for the props, btw.)
if it says anything, i’m really hit-or-miss at reading po8ry to music when it’s someone else’s music – for example, the last feature i did at Lizard was dreadful, while the one before that was pretty great. i really gelled w/ the band the first time, esp. the bassist (Drew? is that his name?), & the grooves that they were putting out, & there was a lot of give & take btw. us. the second feature was w/ some different players, & the drummer & i had trouble cathcing up w/ each other – it wound up soundingt like someone shouting as they first dropped all their stuff, then fell headfirst, down the stairs. there’s something about the drummer, maybe? i’ve had really great luck when Regie is drumming… or it might be that the music & the words need a really personal space to marry…
October 23rd, 2004 at 7:03 am
kickass column =) (thank for the props, btw.)
if it says anything, i’m really hit-or-miss at reading po8ry to music when it’s someone else’s music – for example, the last feature i did at Lizard was dreadful, while the one before that was pretty great. i really gelled w/ the band the first time, esp. the bassist (Drew? is that his name?), & the grooves that they were putting out, & there was a lot of give & take btw. us. the second feature was w/ some different players, & the drummer & i had trouble cathcing up w/ each other – it wound up soundingt like someone shouting as they first dropped all their stuff, then fell headfirst, down the stairs. there’s something about the drummer, maybe? i’ve had really great luck when Regie is drumming… or it might be that the music & the words need a really personal space to marry…
October 23rd, 2004 at 7:03 am
kickass column =) (thank for the props, btw.)
if it says anything, i’m really hit-or-miss at reading po8ry to music when it’s someone else’s music – for example, the last feature i did at Lizard was dreadful, while the one before that was pretty great. i really gelled w/ the band the first time, esp. the bassist (Drew? is that his name?), & the grooves that they were putting out, & there was a lot of give & take btw. us. the second feature was w/ some different players, & the drummer & i had trouble cathcing up w/ each other – it wound up soundingt like someone shouting as they first dropped all their stuff, then fell headfirst, down the stairs. there’s something about the drummer, maybe? i’ve had really great luck when Regie is drumming… or it might be that the music & the words need a really personal space to marry…
October 23rd, 2004 at 7:03 am
kickass column =) (thank for the props, btw.)
if it says anything, i’m really hit-or-miss at reading po8ry to music when it’s someone else’s music – for example, the last feature i did at Lizard was dreadful, while the one before that was pretty great. i really gelled w/ the band the first time, esp. the bassist (Drew? is that his name?), & the grooves that they were putting out, & there was a lot of give & take btw. us. the second feature was w/ some different players, & the drummer & i had trouble cathcing up w/ each other – it wound up soundingt like someone shouting as they first dropped all their stuff, then fell headfirst, down the stairs. there’s something about the drummer, maybe? i’ve had really great luck when Regie is drumming… or it might be that the music & the words need a really personal space to marry…
October 23rd, 2004 at 7:03 am
kickass column =) (thank for the props, btw.)
if it says anything, i’m really hit-or-miss at reading po8ry to music when it’s someone else’s music – for example, the last feature i did at Lizard was dreadful, while the one before that was pretty great. i really gelled w/ the band the first time, esp. the bassist (Drew? is that his name?), & the grooves that they were putting out, & there was a lot of give & take btw. us. the second feature was w/ some different players, & the drummer & i had trouble cathcing up w/ each other – it wound up soundingt like someone shouting as they first dropped all their stuff, then fell headfirst, down the stairs. there’s something about the drummer, maybe? i’ve had really great luck when Regie is drumming… or it might be that the music & the words need a really personal space to marry…
October 23rd, 2004 at 6:31 am
Send me a Word file of your book and I’ll blurb you no problem.
October 23rd, 2004 at 6:31 am
Send me a Word file of your book and I’ll blurb you no problem.
October 23rd, 2004 at 6:31 am
Send me a Word file of your book and I’ll blurb you no problem.
October 23rd, 2004 at 6:31 am
Send me a Word file of your book and I’ll blurb you no problem.
October 23rd, 2004 at 6:31 am
Send me a Word file of your book and I’ll blurb you no problem.
October 23rd, 2004 at 6:31 am
Send me a Word file of your book and I’ll blurb you no problem.
October 23rd, 2004 at 6:31 am
Send me a Word file of your book and I’ll blurb you no problem.
October 22nd, 2004 at 11:56 pm
I’ve been working on your blurb all day. I want it to be….right.
October 22nd, 2004 at 11:56 pm
I’ve been working on your blurb all day. I want it to be….right.
October 22nd, 2004 at 11:56 pm
I’ve been working on your blurb all day. I want it to be….right.
October 22nd, 2004 at 11:56 pm
I’ve been working on your blurb all day. I want it to be….right.
October 22nd, 2004 at 11:56 pm
I’ve been working on your blurb all day. I want it to be….right.
October 22nd, 2004 at 11:56 pm
I’ve been working on your blurb all day. I want it to be….right.
October 22nd, 2004 at 11:56 pm
I’ve been working on your blurb all day. I want it to be….right.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:09 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Some things are best left unsaid.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:09 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Some things are best left unsaid.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:09 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Some things are best left unsaid.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:09 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Some things are best left unsaid.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:09 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Some things are best left unsaid.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:09 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Some things are best left unsaid.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:09 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Some things are best left unsaid.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:08 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Father Pokem? Isn’t he doing serious time after the Catholic Child Abuse Scandal? In his defense he said “That’s my name? I thought it was Papal instruction! Boy, is my face red….”
There are too many awful jokes suggested by “infinitely expandable ruler”….it’s not that I’mm too good to go there, I’m just lost as to where to start
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:08 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Father Pokem? Isn’t he doing serious time after the Catholic Child Abuse Scandal? In his defense he said “That’s my name? I thought it was Papal instruction! Boy, is my face red….”
There are too many awful jokes suggested by “infinitely expandable ruler”….it’s not that I’mm too good to go there, I’m just lost as to where to start
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:08 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Father Pokem? Isn’t he doing serious time after the Catholic Child Abuse Scandal? In his defense he said “That’s my name? I thought it was Papal instruction! Boy, is my face red….”
There are too many awful jokes suggested by “infinitely expandable ruler”….it’s not that I’mm too good to go there, I’m just lost as to where to start
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:08 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Father Pokem? Isn’t he doing serious time after the Catholic Child Abuse Scandal? In his defense he said “That’s my name? I thought it was Papal instruction! Boy, is my face red….”
There are too many awful jokes suggested by “infinitely expandable ruler”….it’s not that I’mm too good to go there, I’m just lost as to where to start
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:08 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Father Pokem? Isn’t he doing serious time after the Catholic Child Abuse Scandal? In his defense he said “That’s my name? I thought it was Papal instruction! Boy, is my face red….”
There are too many awful jokes suggested by “infinitely expandable ruler”….it’s not that I’mm too good to go there, I’m just lost as to where to start
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:08 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Father Pokem? Isn’t he doing serious time after the Catholic Child Abuse Scandal? In his defense he said “That’s my name? I thought it was Papal instruction! Boy, is my face red….”
There are too many awful jokes suggested by “infinitely expandable ruler”….it’s not that I’mm too good to go there, I’m just lost as to where to start
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:08 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
Father Pokem? Isn’t he doing serious time after the Catholic Child Abuse Scandal? In his defense he said “That’s my name? I thought it was Papal instruction! Boy, is my face red….”
There are too many awful jokes suggested by “infinitely expandable ruler”….it’s not that I’mm too good to go there, I’m just lost as to where to start
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:01 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
The Tick’s battle cry isn’t “Spleen,” it’s “Sploon!”
Interestingly enough, “Spleen” was the battle cry of the Green Nun, a little known superhero of the early Twentieth Century. Her superpower was an infinitely expandable ruler that allowed her to rap the knuckles of evildoers in the back row, or anywhere else they might gather.
Her sidekick? Father Pokem, whose superpower was the gift of persuasion and deception.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:01 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
The Tick’s battle cry isn’t “Spleen,” it’s “Sploon!”
Interestingly enough, “Spleen” was the battle cry of the Green Nun, a little known superhero of the early Twentieth Century. Her superpower was an infinitely expandable ruler that allowed her to rap the knuckles of evildoers in the back row, or anywhere else they might gather.
Her sidekick? Father Pokem, whose superpower was the gift of persuasion and deception.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:01 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
The Tick’s battle cry isn’t “Spleen,” it’s “Sploon!”
Interestingly enough, “Spleen” was the battle cry of the Green Nun, a little known superhero of the early Twentieth Century. Her superpower was an infinitely expandable ruler that allowed her to rap the knuckles of evildoers in the back row, or anywhere else they might gather.
Her sidekick? Father Pokem, whose superpower was the gift of persuasion and deception.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:01 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
The Tick’s battle cry isn’t “Spleen,” it’s “Sploon!”
Interestingly enough, “Spleen” was the battle cry of the Green Nun, a little known superhero of the early Twentieth Century. Her superpower was an infinitely expandable ruler that allowed her to rap the knuckles of evildoers in the back row, or anywhere else they might gather.
Her sidekick? Father Pokem, whose superpower was the gift of persuasion and deception.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:01 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
The Tick’s battle cry isn’t “Spleen,” it’s “Sploon!”
Interestingly enough, “Spleen” was the battle cry of the Green Nun, a little known superhero of the early Twentieth Century. Her superpower was an infinitely expandable ruler that allowed her to rap the knuckles of evildoers in the back row, or anywhere else they might gather.
Her sidekick? Father Pokem, whose superpower was the gift of persuasion and deception.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:01 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
The Tick’s battle cry isn’t “Spleen,” it’s “Sploon!”
Interestingly enough, “Spleen” was the battle cry of the Green Nun, a little known superhero of the early Twentieth Century. Her superpower was an infinitely expandable ruler that allowed her to rap the knuckles of evildoers in the back row, or anywhere else they might gather.
Her sidekick? Father Pokem, whose superpower was the gift of persuasion and deception.
October 22nd, 2004 at 10:01 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
The Tick’s battle cry isn’t “Spleen,” it’s “Sploon!”
Interestingly enough, “Spleen” was the battle cry of the Green Nun, a little known superhero of the early Twentieth Century. Her superpower was an infinitely expandable ruler that allowed her to rap the knuckles of evildoers in the back row, or anywhere else they might gather.
Her sidekick? Father Pokem, whose superpower was the gift of persuasion and deception.
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:54 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
…no. no
it was definately something like “Spleen!”
…which is the Tick’s battle cry, as well…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:54 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
…no. no
it was definately something like “Spleen!”
…which is the Tick’s battle cry, as well…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:54 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
…no. no
it was definately something like “Spleen!”
…which is the Tick’s battle cry, as well…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:54 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
…no. no
it was definately something like “Spleen!”
…which is the Tick’s battle cry, as well…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:54 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
…no. no
it was definately something like “Spleen!”
…which is the Tick’s battle cry, as well…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:54 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
…no. no
it was definately something like “Spleen!”
…which is the Tick’s battle cry, as well…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:54 pm
Re: I’ll save you the time
…no. no
it was definately something like “Spleen!”
…which is the Tick’s battle cry, as well…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:26 pm
I’ll save you the time
It’s spelled “Priapic.”
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:26 pm
I’ll save you the time
It’s spelled “Priapic.”
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:26 pm
I’ll save you the time
It’s spelled “Priapic.”
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:26 pm
I’ll save you the time
It’s spelled “Priapic.”
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:26 pm
I’ll save you the time
It’s spelled “Priapic.”
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:26 pm
I’ll save you the time
It’s spelled “Priapic.”
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:26 pm
I’ll save you the time
It’s spelled “Priapic.”
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:24 pm
Hey!
I’m WORKING on your blurb…
…i just need to remember where
i put my Medical Dictionary…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:24 pm
Hey!
I’m WORKING on your blurb…
…i just need to remember where
i put my Medical Dictionary…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:24 pm
Hey!
I’m WORKING on your blurb…
…i just need to remember where
i put my Medical Dictionary…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:24 pm
Hey!
I’m WORKING on your blurb…
…i just need to remember where
i put my Medical Dictionary…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:24 pm
Hey!
I’m WORKING on your blurb…
…i just need to remember where
i put my Medical Dictionary…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:24 pm
Hey!
I’m WORKING on your blurb…
…i just need to remember where
i put my Medical Dictionary…
October 22nd, 2004 at 9:24 pm
Hey!
I’m WORKING on your blurb…
…i just need to remember where
i put my Medical Dictionary…