A poet with a history in slam, lots of publications; my personal poetry and a little bit of daily life and opinions. Read the page called "About..." for the details.
View all posts by Tony Brown
This entry was posted on Monday, April 19th, 2004 at 12:02 pm and posted in uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
Re: *as Fred Sandford* | “We’re all going to hell.”
If we’re all going to hell, then let me be the first to file suit against the corporation of Hell on the grounds that I didn’t know that the flames would be hot, and that Hell should have put a warning on their gates to that effect.
Always remember: responsibility is someone else’s responsibility.
Re: *as Fred Sandford* | “We’re all going to hell.”
If we’re all going to hell, then let me be the first to file suit against the corporation of Hell on the grounds that I didn’t know that the flames would be hot, and that Hell should have put a warning on their gates to that effect.
Always remember: responsibility is someone else’s responsibility.
April 19th, 2004 at 3:49 pm
Re: *as Fred Sandford* | “We’re all going to hell.”
If we’re all going to hell, then let me be the first to file suit against the corporation of Hell on the grounds that I didn’t know that the flames would be hot, and that Hell should have put a warning on their gates to that effect.
Always remember: responsibility is someone else’s responsibility.
April 19th, 2004 at 3:49 pm
Re: *as Fred Sandford* | “We’re all going to hell.”
If we’re all going to hell, then let me be the first to file suit against the corporation of Hell on the grounds that I didn’t know that the flames would be hot, and that Hell should have put a warning on their gates to that effect.
Always remember: responsibility is someone else’s responsibility.
April 19th, 2004 at 2:42 pm
You know they’ll prolly have Ronald McDonald sing “You deserve a break today” at the funeral.
April 19th, 2004 at 2:42 pm
You know they’ll prolly have Ronald McDonald sing “You deserve a break today” at the funeral.
April 19th, 2004 at 2:34 pm
…wow
That’s pretty damn amusing
April 19th, 2004 at 2:34 pm
…wow
That’s pretty damn amusing
April 19th, 2004 at 1:23 pm
And special sauce.
April 19th, 2004 at 1:23 pm
And special sauce.
April 19th, 2004 at 12:56 pm
i hope they bury him with a few slices of pickle.
April 19th, 2004 at 12:56 pm
i hope they bury him with a few slices of pickle.
April 19th, 2004 at 9:48 am
yeah…
that was my favorite part of the article.
April 19th, 2004 at 9:48 am
yeah…
that was my favorite part of the article.
April 19th, 2004 at 9:30 am
Re: *as Fred Sandford*
i’m pretty sure god’s got a really twisted sense of humor and we’ll be spared.
if not, we’ll get to meet bill hicks, and how cool is that?
April 19th, 2004 at 9:30 am
Re: *as Fred Sandford*
i’m pretty sure god’s got a really twisted sense of humor and we’ll be spared.
if not, we’ll get to meet bill hicks, and how cool is that?
April 19th, 2004 at 9:01 am
McDonald’s as a “casual dining experience”…? Um, yeah.
April 19th, 2004 at 9:01 am
McDonald’s as a “casual dining experience”…? Um, yeah.
April 19th, 2004 at 8:56 am
Re: Or…
Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Try the — um, salad.
April 19th, 2004 at 8:56 am
Re: Or…
Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Try the — um, salad.
April 19th, 2004 at 8:54 am
Re: Or…
“I would gladly give you his life today for a hamburger tomorrow.”
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in months.
April 19th, 2004 at 8:54 am
Re: Or…
“I would gladly give you his life today for a hamburger tomorrow.”
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in months.
April 19th, 2004 at 8:44 am
Re: *as Fred Sandford*
We’re all going to hell.
But fortunately, there’s only Burger King in hell — flame-broiled, dontcha know.
April 19th, 2004 at 8:44 am
Re: *as Fred Sandford*
We’re all going to hell.
But fortunately, there’s only Burger King in hell — flame-broiled, dontcha know.
April 19th, 2004 at 8:40 am
*as Fred Sandford*
“I’m comin’ Elizabeth; It’s the big one; They SUPER-sized it!”
April 19th, 2004 at 8:40 am
*as Fred Sandford*
“I’m comin’ Elizabeth; It’s the big one; They SUPER-sized it!”
April 19th, 2004 at 8:22 am
Or…
an equally infamous hamburger-associated celebrity: Wimpy, from Popeye.
“I would gladly give you his life today for a hamburger tomorrow.”
April 19th, 2004 at 8:22 am
Or…
an equally infamous hamburger-associated celebrity: Wimpy, from Popeye.
“I would gladly give you his life today for a hamburger tomorrow.”
April 19th, 2004 at 8:17 am
i’m sure he will be eulogized by Mayor McCheese.
April 19th, 2004 at 8:17 am
i’m sure he will be eulogized by Mayor McCheese.
April 19th, 2004 at 7:59 am
Yup.
The picture they had of this on Google News shows him holding a box of fries.
Tell me that guy isn’t getting at least a reprimand.
April 19th, 2004 at 7:59 am
Yup.
The picture they had of this on Google News shows him holding a box of fries.
Tell me that guy isn’t getting at least a reprimand.
April 19th, 2004 at 7:55 am
Heh.
Snicker.
It’s horrid, but I can’t stop…
April 19th, 2004 at 7:55 am
Heh.
Snicker.
It’s horrid, but I can’t stop…