Never seen anything like it:
it wasn’t a puppy, not a kitten,
not a frog. Some kinda baby
tentacled thing, or maybe it wasn’t
a baby at all. Six inches tall or so,
black I think or dark mud-green —
hard to tell. But it was PISSED,
snarling and ravening under the table
till I booted it out into the yard…ravening?
Oh, that’s what the next door neighbor
called that noise it was making…yeah, of course,
Howard,
the weird one. He seemed
fascinated with it; happened to be outside
and watched me brain the thing with a shovel.
“Can you imagine,” he said, “if that thing
was huge, perhaps even larger than the largest
of skyscrapers?” Yeah, he’s a weird one.
I hear he writes.
April 5, 2011
What The Cat Dragged In, or, On The Kitchen Floor Of Madness
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April 5th, 2011 at 7:31 am
eeew, wonder what it was. a squid?? lol!
April 6th, 2011 at 7:35 pm
It was a baby Elder God!
April 5th, 2011 at 6:44 am
This is hilarious: congratulations! An imaginary garden with a real monstrosity in it!
April 6th, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Thanks. Living so close to Providence, Lovecraft’s an influence even if I’m not a huge fan; gotta touch base with the traditions now and then.