World Record in Japan: Largest Orgy

Yes, it really happened.  Here’s the link:

World record in Japan: largest orgy
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World Record in Japan: Largest Orgy

“Synchronized positions from oral sex, 69 action, girl on top sex, zoom ups on various individuals and ejaculations on the breasts to complete the production.”  — from the ad for the DVD of the event

Only the untried imagining
is ever truly perfect,
so let’s assume the actual event
was as awkward in execution
as it seems to appear from the photos:
two hundred and fifty couples
in normed and scripted unison,
all allegedly getting off
in dry anticipation
of commercial gain and worldwide
admiration
as the cameras whirred.

You can bet that somewhere
out in the warehouse
someone was thinking of the past,
and someone else of the future,
at least a few were likely
looking elsewhere,
the lovely bodies
moaning on the next mat
urging them on
in the name of
achieving individual goals:

fame, or bragging rights;
the honor of having been there;
a jump start for fading lust;
a rocks-off jazzing of a minimal life;
a fantasy of everything visible
amplifying the personal moment.

What happened afterward
is unrecorded
but it seems likely
that some left together
and some did not.  Some
likely tried to forget
that it had happened,
some went home
and did something
that hadn’t been in the script;

some thought about making it bigger,
grander, introducing new elements,
new positions and toys, perhaps
calling up a few friends
to rehearse.

Somewhere out there,
beyond
the synchronized acts
and the documented proof
of said acts,

perfection remains,

and it will still be there
when we get up tomorrow
from wherever we’ve laid ourselves down
tonight.