Daily Archives: October 3, 2008

It’s The “Spangled” We Love Best About That Song

hey dwarf country
tofu is a mistake
you can bite me

you were our candy machine ring
our sticky hotball of jet fuel
our rocket out of a hot tomb

once you were chucked salt berry
a fogerty full of sloppy chords
air breathed through skip to my lou reed

till you got all slippery with your own clean sauce
tossed out your faded jism bag of dark wanderings
bought your commercial anthem in the fluorescent aisle

come back to your game desire
to be slaphappy sharp against plastic
and wooden in the chops full of truth

you used to have a mouth full of splinters
honored the dingbat and the idiot
who broke the social charm with a big fart

gas monster
huffer of free roaches
smoker of the right goddamn herbs

you feared not death when it came through charred fences
borne on tornado cellar blown open and the scent of acorn porridge
when you were delta mysterious and that devil in the crossroads still valued your willing ass

you used to not be such a freak for the safe
you used to not be such a doom escape
you used to stick your cane in the bike spokes

and watch the cards fly into the dead end street
though you knew the cut was coming
did you know the children hate you more now that you’re safer

we’ve got nothing riding on the bet against your death
we’ve got nothing in the skin we ripped open for you
you big poor land so big you’ve shrunken under your own weight

you’re better than this you know you are
you love the tawdry scent of your former scandalous past
you’re all about descent and not a scrap of care left for your tradition

dwarf country you can bite me
infect yourself
be the sick fuck we loved to love

no matter how bad you made us feel
we loved you all jazz and cotton ball friendly
we love you still you crystal fraud hippie faking wall street loving gutterpunk

surrender oprah
we’ve still got hot dogs
are we’re not afraid to say they’re the bomb


Mania

The correct thing to say right now is
"swirling."  Swirling. My head’s swirling,
or something in my head’s swirling, or
there’s something that seems the same
as swirling about the way my head feels.
In truth, nothing’s swirling at all up there,
unless you count the blood making a round
through the cortex as "swirling,"
or perhaps the single cells swirl
as they move through the veins and arteries.
I can imagine that they swirl in the tight space
of a capillary while making the exchange of oxygen
and nutrients through the walls. Perhaps
they swirl with joy, and the joy slips into the brain
and covers its membranes, and that fuels my feeling
that my head itself is swirling, or perhaps this is how
the word "swirling" came to be invented — it invented itself
as it pulled letters off of the blood and created the sound
of itself, letting itself echo in me as it shifts among the other words,
words like "responsibility" and "sleep," or whole sentences made of letters
brought to me by the blood, scratched into the folds
by rival neurotransmitters, serotonin waving its glinting switchblade
at the joy that creates the swirling before it disappears too fast into
the walls of the crevices to wait for another chance, and meanwhile
the swirling continues, dervish headspace, holy spring dance, name it
as you will, a pleasure I will pay for in dizziness as I imagine
how to say the things that will make the good part of the spin last
while letting the darkness that always follows it swirl off into
a place where it will lie, still and stolid, for as long as I can keep it there.

 


Important comment on my last post

IMPORTANT:

I wrote this last night immediately after getting home from a six-hour drive with a head cold, listening to the whole debate during the last couple of hours and to a couple of pre-debate talk shows/news shows before that.  During that listening time, I heard several people comment on the topic over the air; then I found a couple of comments about it on my friends’ list when I got home.  I was irritated and exhausted, and I posted without thinking my phrasing through.  It’s not an excuse, but I know that’s responsible for the tone of it, in which I come off like an asshole (for which I’m sorry). 

I don’t apologize, though, for my concern about how people use that pronunciation as a "tell" about her intelligence.  This morning, I did more research on it (Wikipedia has a decent summary article on it with some links) and I stand by my position, if not quite as obnoxiously. 

In the Wikipedia article, there’s a footnote that leads to an old article from the conservative pundit William Safire that takes Bill Clinton gently to task for using the same pronunciation.  (Yup.  Bill Clinton sometimes says "nucyular.")  So there’s precedent on both sides of the political debate for this kind of red herring to be used as a weapon to ridicule and insult their opposition. 

All I want theliberal and tolerant people of my aquaintance to do is live up to our professed standards of tolerance and understanding.  To understand that making such a trivial thing a red flag for larger issues is a type of subtle bigotry and snobbery that annoys me, and that we have a long tradition of fighting that stuff when we see it; the use of such a tactic, however satisfying, is to do what we claim we will not do, and what we claim to abhor.

I apologize, again, to those I’ve offended with my tone.  I trust you will take that into account and forgive my boorishness.  But I am not apologizing for calling it out.

 


Please, cut it out. I’m sick of your self righteousness.

I’ve already seen people cranking about Palin’s use of the pronunciation "nucular" tonight.   (Y’know…Jimmy Carter pronounces it that way too, and during his Navy career, he was involved with the early nuclear sub development…what an idiot, eh?)

Know what this reminds me of?  People who think all Southerners are idiots, and who therefore use Southern accents to illustrate stupidity.

Snobs, in other words. 

It’s a variation, and not even an uncommon one, and NOT one that’s limited to stupid or uneducated people. 

For the record, here’s a note from Merriam-Webster concerning the fact that they list "nucular" as an alternative pronunciation of the word "nuclear."  Bolding is mine.

Webster’s standard response to readers inquiring about "nucular":

We do not list the pronunciation of "nuclear" as \’nü-ky&-l&r\ as an "acceptable" alternative. We merely list it as an alternative. It is clearly preceded by the obelus mark \÷\. This mark indicates "a pronunciation variant that occurs in educated speech but that is considered by some to be questionable or unacceptable." A full description of this can be found in the Guide to Pronunciation on our website at http://www.m-w.com/pronguid.htm. We are definitely not advocating that anyone should use the pronunciation \’nü-ky&-l&r\ or that they should abandon the pronunciation \’nü-klE-&r\.

To say "the word is spelled (x), and therefore should be pronounced (y)" doesn’t make any sense. Spelling is not a legitimate basis for determining pronunciation, for the following reasons:

1) English spelling is highly irregular. For example, "move", "dove", and "cove" are spelled similarly but pronounced differently. Likewise, "to", "too", and "two" are spelled differently and pronounced the same.

2) English spelling is frequently based on factors besides pronunciation. For example, the "c" represents three different sounds in "electrical", "electricity" and "electrician", but is spelled the same in all to show that the words are related.

3) Most importantly, spoken language is primary, not written language. Speaking is not the act of translating letters into speech. Rather, the opposite is true. Writing is a collection of symbols meant to represent spoken language. It is not language in and of itself. Many written languages (Spanish, Dutch, etc.), will regularly undergo orthographic reforms to reflect changes in the spoken language. This has never been done for English (the spelling of which has never been regularized in the first place), so what we use for written language is actually largely based on the spoken language of several centuries ago.

All of the entries in our dictionary (pronunciation, meanings, etc.) are based on usage. We have an extensive collection of files which date back to the 19th century. Language is changing all of the time in all respects, and any dictionary which purports to be an accurate description of the language in question must be constantly updated to reflect these changes. All words were pronounced differently at some time in the past. There is simply no scholarly basis for preferring one pronunciation over another. To not list all pronunciation variants would be irresponsible and a failure of our mission to provide a serious, scholarly, record of the current American English language.

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In other words:

I may be in line with the sentiments over Palin as a candidate, but I really think those who make this an issue,  or use it as something to make fun of, are full of shit.