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Daily Archives: September 4, 2008
This explains my political viewpoint
Sociology
All people can be divided into two groups:
those who divide people into two groups,
and those who do not.
We call the people who divide people into two groups
"them," and we call those who do not
"us." Sometimes, we call "them" "the Others."
Let us say some things about the Others:
they are grown fat with their unjust ways. They
hate us. They are the source of the Smell — ha,
they are overripe with it. If you were to crack open
the "O" at the beginning of the word "Others," it would be
as though a durian had been split in a closet
and left to rot. In fact, the Others
are the splitters of all fruit. All carcasses
are split by them too. We
are the stitchers of that which is split. All people, then, may be split
into two groups: the splitters of things, and those
who guard that which can be split. We call the Splitters
the others, the guardians are called "us." The splitters
are known for their cunning, their conspiracies, their incoherent
justice. If you were to straighten out the "S" at the beginning
of the word "Splitters," you see that it is a snake’s spine
and they have been holding the serpent close to their breasts
since the beginning of days. Venom is their milk, and we
are their silent milkmaids. We are the ones who carry
the venom to their tables. It sloshes onto us and we are burned
daily. All people, in fact, may be divided into two groups:
those who are burned, and those who are burning us,
or those who are poisoned and those who live on poison, or those who
worship division and those who pray for shielding and healing.
All people can be divided into two groups.
These groups are called "us" and "the Others."
It is as lamentable as It is observable, and it can be proven as follows:
all people can be divided into two groups —
those who divide people into two groups,
and the dead.
