It doesn’t matter
what you’re thinking.
You’re too small to think.
You’re too small to bother with.
One bad experience doesn’t make up
for a lifetime of ease.
You don’t get to say otherwise.
You don’t have a right to feel persecuted.
Still — you wanna be haunted? Looking for
an exorcism, but want it done by a spoiled priest
to make it feel slightly dirty
but still a bit legit,
strong enough for to claim absolution
but not strong enough to require penance?
You aren’t worth a ghost’s bother —
certainly, you’re not worth mine.
Keep looking.
And cross the street
if you see me coming —
I’m not your kind of confessor.
