OK, I’ll say it:

I really hate the following things everyone seems to adore:

— lolcats
— most Facebook apps
— unsolicited requests to participate in Facebook apps I dislike
— having to explain to people why I don’t want to bunnyfight, be in a mob war, or (shudder) play Scrabulous on Facebook and how it doesn’t mean I don’t like them personally
— YouTube surfing for funny stuff. I don’t think much of it is very funny.
— receiving multiple requests to look at YouTube funny stuff
— iPods (well, not entirely; but I dislike having no chance to be surprised, and I loathe headphones, earbuds, etc.)

You may commence the hating now.