Erotic poetry

1.
Why is so much erotic poetry read in the slam scene these days so bad? Give the amount of bad poetry I hear at open mikes, I suppose it shouldn’t surprise me….but God, it seems like the addition of sex to the formula makes for an astronomically higher degree of suck.

2.
And why is it that men in particular have such bad imaginations about sex??? If I read or hear one more awful male authored dick wetting, pussy soaking, cum drizzling, nut-busting, nipple-licking piece of not at all sexy shit, I’m gonna become a monk.