I just watched episodes of “Newport Harbor” and “The Hills” on MTV.

It is at times like this that I understand — nay, wholeheatedly embrace the root causes of — the rise of Communism. I get the same feeling when I visit the mansions in Newport, RI.

I went to a prep school for my junior year. It was there that I first gained my disdain for rich people. Shows like these reactivate it.

God, these people are scum. Why do we showcase such evil?