BREAKING NEWS…SORT OF

News outlets are starting to break the news that Alberto Gonzales is preparing to resign.

This is great! MoveOn.org will congratulate themselves. Georgie will be able to nominate an equally, if not even more, amoral snake. He’ll fly through the process, or be stalled in committee for a bit but make it through anyway. Gonzales will be pardoned for all the crimes he didn’t commit in office, and the whole merry go round will go off again.

If we’re very lucky, maybe George will nominate Harriet Miers for the post, and she can breeze through the process because she’s already been vetted!

I’m waiting with bated breath for the Left to cheer the hollow victory.

STAY TUNED, EVERYONE!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!