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and despair. That’s the new face of terror.

While the Boston Police have apprehended two people in the “bomb hoax” (and by the way, oh news media, I’m still trying to figure out how it was a “bomb hoax” when there was never an intent to make anyone believe the damn things were bombs), I think the real mastermind of the plot is still out there. You’ve got to ask yourself: Where was Carl when all this happened?

Are we really going to throw two guys in jail for this? Just get Turner Broadcasting to pay the costs and let’s move on, shall we?

WWMWD?