If you’re looking for a new Holiday celebration, look no farther!

Even if it doesn’t help, it’ll be fun!

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

I especially like the line about “as much privacy as you choose.”

If you haven’t yet read ocvictor‘s essay on MFA programs, performance poetry, and assorted other topics, you should. It’s over at GotPoetry.com.

Here, I’ll make it easy for you.

http://www.gotpoetry.com/News/article/sid=3559.html

In other news, I’ll be at the Zodiac Cafe reading today around noon. Lord Buckley will likely be joining me. See you there.