I’m behind on the news…

So…anyone here know about whether or not the New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs?

Because boy, that’ll sure be sad for a lot of people, if the New York Yankees are eliminated from the playoffs.

Yankees fans will be hugely disappointed if the New York Yankees are eliminated from the playoffs. I think what will really make them sad is the number of Red Sox fans who, in spite of their own team imploding horribly, will nonetheless take great pleasure in the idea that the New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs.

Pleased keep me posted, ok? I want to know whether or not the New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playofffs.