Daily Archives: July 25, 2006

surprisingly, i agree totally

Your EQ is 67

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you’d have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You’ve got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You’re average. It’s easy to predict how you’ll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities – you’ve either out “Dr. Phil-ed” Dr. Phil… or you’re a dirty liar.

Honestly? I think it’s less an inability to understand emotions than it is a distance from people.


Guess I’m writing again

LeBlanc

“TURN THAT
FUCKING JUNGLE MUSIC
OFF,” says Rene LeBlanc
to the two kids who have
punched up Ja Rule on
the new jukebox.

Everyone laughs when Jack
comes out from behind the bar
and pulls the plug.

When they leave
Jack plugs it back in and
Rene goes over and
puts the Stones on
instead.