Please explain:

I kinda think this story is a little…suspicious:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/30/people.hasselhoff.ap/index.html

In other, non-David Hasselhoff related news, I have minimal ambition for writing lately. This doesn’t happen to me very often, as I usually find my writing to be such a vital part of my daily routine and spiritual practice.

Usually, this means I need to pick up a guitar more aggressively for a while and switch to that mode of expression. I spent a good deal of time this afternoon with the “new” electric, which was nice; I haven’t explored that palette enough since I got it back.

But of course, I have decided I need a new amp now. I’m thinking Vox AC30.

Never fails: consumption leads to more consumption.

ALSO: Sleater-Kinney is going on indefinite hiatus, with no plans for future recordings or tours. Shoot me now.