Y’all better come down to GotPoetry Live at Reflections Cafe in Providence tonight for the open mike and feature by Ryk McIntyre.
Or else I’ll be forced to come to your house and read you my pig Latin translation of “Howl.”
At 3:14 AM.
With a megaphone.
Naked.
With a jug band backing me up.
And a cropduster pulling a banner reading, “Olochmay! Olochmay!” flying overhead while Mandy Moore and Diamanda Galas do cartwheels on the wing.

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