If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don’t speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want – good or bad – BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you’re finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON’T ACTUALLY remember about you.

ETA: As I read through these responses, I realize I know some really, really strange people…thank God.

here’s the minimalist schedule:

MARCH 6 (next Monday) — Jester’s Cafe, Westfield, MA.

MARCH 29 (last Wednesday in March) — Cantab Lounge, Cambridge, MA. Most likely recording for a DVD that night.

I’m still a-looking for more features, workshops, etc. Let me know if you want the never ending, Intermittent Brokedown Palace Tour to visit you. (And I have no idea why I called it that, so don’t go looking for meaning there, or even any association with the Grateful Dead, as there is none. I probably should change it, but now that I’ve put all these disclaimers on it, forget it, you’re stuck with it.)