i was just checking and

realized that I am imminently single.

Strictly (and I want to stress this –STRICTLY) for entertainment purposes, I am curious as to how one would approach the whole subject of random sex for sheer pleasure’s sake nowadays…

Keep in mind — this is supposed to be FUNNY. Not a solicitation for sex, ok?

But let’s find out — what does it take to get you into the sack? I promise to use the info for good and not for evil.

Feel free to lie through your teeth for the sheer joy of it.

Personally, I’m heterosexual and not particularly kinky, so I suppose a simple “let’s get naked” would do it for me.

Come to think of it, I suspect that a simple “You wanna?” would suffice.

Oh hell, “Hello” would probably do it.

Dig in, you sluts. I’m doing this for you as much as for me.