Monthly Archives: December 2005

if i hadn’t seen it on the internet, i never would have believed it.

Pack of angry Chihuahuas attack officer
December 30, 2005

FREMONT, Calif. –A pack of angry Chihuahuas attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home after a traffic stop, authorities said.

The officer suffered minor injuries, including bites to his ankle, Detective Bill Veteran said. The five Chihuahuas escaped the 17-year-old boy’s home and rushed the officer in the doorway Thursday, authorities said. The teenager had been detained after the traffic incident.

The officer was treated at a hospital and returned to work less than two hours later.

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AP is carrying this, believe it or not.

But hey, pretty unrealistic, huh? I mean, Detective Bill Veteran???


happy new year!

happy birthdays to april, chris, and star!

by the way: i never use a username on a person’s birthday wishes — figure they deserve their real name on their birthday. if ya don’t know these folks, i’m sorry.

happy unemployment! happy what the fuck do i do now!

yeah, i’m serious. 😀


black telescope
i once adored stars through you
stars that were still pinpoints but sharper
and there were no lunar mountains
except through you

black telescope
i am in debt tonight
sleepless and unwelcome here
trampled and buried in fractures

black telescope
closeted, shiny and waiting for me
i can imagine lifting you again
aiming you again
finding a vision again
necessary and filling
as warm bread
stolen and consumed at midnight

black telescope
wiped clean
lens caps removed
my way out of here
is through you


i am now officially unemployed.

and on this first night of unemployment, i am stone cold sober.

i think that’s against the rules.

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i feel pretty good, y’know?

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so — anyone in NE want me for a feature right about now? i’ll tour later but am definitely up for some poetry action ASAP.

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i wish i had some profound thing to say, but i’m just not feeling profound right now.

i am frankly feeling a little silly.

happy new year!


oh…last night

i almost forgot to tell this story.

last night i was in the drugstore picking up my prescriptions when i noticed two young kids, late teens, kneeling in front of the pregnancy tests.

him: white suburban b-boy, hand on her back. her: tiny, midriff bare and eyes swollen.

they selected a ClearBlue Easy and left for the front of the store.

a couple of minutes later they came back and asked the pharmacist if they had a bathroom — specifically, a women’s room. the pharmacist told them they could go use Papa Gino’s next door.

as i waited, i noticed they didn’t leave right away. they went to the birthday cards section.

I was standing near there when the guy came up to me and asked if i knew if the store sold television stands. i told him i wasn’t sure but directed him to the sundries, notions, and seasonal crap aisle.

when he came back and said they didn’t, i decided to poke into the situation a little. “i don’t want to pry, but — you know, i couldn’t help noticing that you bought one of those” — gesturing at the box she was holding as she shrank into herself — “and were looking for a bathroom. you know you can’t use that at night?”

he seemed surprised. “you can’t?”

“no. you have to do it first thing in the morning, when she…goes for the first time.”

“oh. i didn’t know that. thank you! thank you!”

“no problem. and i hope you get whatever result you’re looking for.”

he laughed. she never said a word. or made a sound. or eye contact.

as i left, they were up front, returning the test.

what is there to say about this?


this is it:

last day at work after twenty and one half years.

it doesn’t feel weird or scary yet.

gimme a couple of hours.

starving artist, here i come.


meme of the lemming afternoon

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clarification:

as of today, right now, i am planning to move to Albuquerque sometime in the spring.

things can always change, but i don’t think this is one of them.

i may also be taking a trip out to NM in late January to hang and scope the scene. already have a place to stay, everything else including dates is pretty loose.

s’alright? s’alright.


Sneakers on Wires

he changes
her radio from news
to classic rock.

screw politics, he says,
getting out to toss
the old sneakers up and over the wire.

she smoothes her hair
and straightens herself
in the seat.

his new nikes
smell just like the inside
of her father’s gun cabinet.

she understands something
she did not even know about
before she got in the car.


multimediagrl did an excellent funny/sexy set at the Cantab tonight.

great to see her.

a great open mike in general — as you might expect, i left before the slam.

plus, we had a cake for javabill‘s birthday.

wheee.


first off:

hats off and beavers up to javabill on his birthday.

second: any interest from anyone if i were to tour during the spring? say, april-may? say, east coast/south/texas?

this would be in advance of a probable relocation to … ABQ.


Barry’s Lounge, Mendon, MA

in this bar
a man trying to sell his leftover windows matters

“they’re shit windows — american standard”
“s’alright, it’s just for the basement fer chrissakes — how big are they?”
“yeah, these are fifty-sixes, standard size”
“shit, i need like fifties — mebbe i can do something
with them though — ”
“gimme a call mebbe we
can work something out — they been sitting there
long enough, they ain’t going anywhere”

he matters as much as the Portuguese roofer trading stories with the Marine

“when i got my flight number — and this was vietnam —
once you had that flight number home they couldn’t do shit to you —
i told that fat fuck to go fuck himself
every time me and guys from the unit get together — we have
reunions somebody tells the story of how i almost got in a fight
with that fat fuck of a major — is like that now for you guys?
do you get a flight number? hope to christ for you
you don’t have to go back”

“yeah, me too”

they matter as much
as the would be blues bar owner
who comes in flashing green
talking about opening finally in three weeks
and goes out with everyone talking about how much
he deserves it, sumbitch always works so hard

it all matters as much as the Memphis-Akron game on all the TVs

and they matter far more than
the dumbass longhair
sucking down Jack Daniels
talking to no one
listening to every word

and everyone here knows that
including the longhair
they know it as well as well as they know
that it’s dark outside
and the rain makes it seem darker
so who wouldn’t rather
be inside

the longhair stares at himself for a long time
in a free square of the back mirror
under the American Flag
the bartender asks if he’ll have another
he nods and pulls the bowl of popcorn closer

says “it’s five o’clock somewhere, and somewhere is here”

and the guy on the next stool says “you got that right”


Barry’s Lounge, Mendon, MA (fragment)

in this bar
a man trying to sell his old windows matters
as much as the Marine trading stories with the Portuguese roofer
as much as the dumbass longhair sucking down Jack Daniels in silence
as much as the would be blues bar owner flashing green
as much as the Memphis -Akron game on all the TVs
as much as the dark outside and the rain
the cigarettes that barely stay lit
the American Flag
against the back mirror

(Note: I think i’m about to create a whole series of poems based on the dive bars of the Blackstone Valley. Think i can get a grant for research?)


Praise God I’m Satisfied

if there is something more intimidating
than a guitar played well,
i’d like to see it. long lines of twang
catch and hang me up like nobody’s
business. it’s like religion — i sit before
someone praying and i understand
the words, even admire them,
but i still wish those were my answers
coming down in response.

take the song on the radio right now:
some guy i don’t know is making some old Martin
sit up and beg, and i’m puzzling my way around
how it would feel to play that way, even though
at the same time i’m imagining his hands broken
and the club owner turning frantically my way
gesturing to get my ass on stage.

all this is by way of saying
that when you touch my arm, it’s like
Blind Willie Johnson is saying “Praise God
I’m satisfied” while blowing the slide up and down
the twelve rough strings of his old Stella,
and i’m not feeling holy enough to receive that grace,
even as i am wishing
that you would tremble this way
when i put my hand upon yours
in turn.


i do not believe i’ve ever had a worse christmas.

hanging out with bill and sou tonight (and alex, jessica, chris, rushelle, tim, paul gagnon, anne, allan, and everyone else who came through) made up for a lot of it though.

now i’m in bed and ready to snooze a bit. until the next go round, to all a good night.