Did anyone see my sunglasses? I think I left them somewhere in ABQ.

Guiltily pickpocketed from _antipathy_

Go to Google, do a search of “[your name] is” – it has to be in quotes – and pick out your top 10 from the listings:

Tony Brown is a National Headliner
Tony Brown is one of the greatest unsung poets of our day
Tony Brown is an ass kisser and a snake in the grass
Tony Brown is expected to make a full recovery from head injuries
Tony Brown pulls no punches
Tony Brown is a poet, publisher, columnist and the host of the Poets’ Asylum
Tony Brown is a Professor of Paleoanthropology
Tony Brown is a Black man (his preferred term)
Tony Brown has his studio at Atkinson House…Liverpool
Tony Brown is the visiting Lecturer

I was struck by how many were actually about me.

Your turn.

ETA: I went and just did “Tony is.” I’ll spare you a long list, but this was too good to skip…

“Tony is a Llama, sometimes called a Yama. Tony has a Llama’s body…Tony is
a cool and laid back Llama, but he is also a very smart Llama…”