I like this one

It’s been requested of me (okay, well not really – it was an open tag) to do this thing where I write 15 statements anonymous to people on my friends list and then pick 5 people to do this, as well. Some of these may be directed at people who don’t even use their livejournals anymore, but here goes:

1. Slammin’ body, yo. Seriously.
2. Where the hell is the M-60 when we need it?
3. For the last time, I DID remember the talcum powder.
4. She went that way, and she said not to tell you.
5. Do I even have to say anything?
6. Dreadlocks, you imbecile! DREADLOCKS!
7. Forgetting those rubber bands in the Jeep was the smartest thing I ever did.
8. The left hand of God is actually in your back pocket. Mind your wallet.
9. I didn’t know they came that big. Or that thick, for that matter.
10. Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
11. I’m sorry.
12. Nothing a fifth of Jack and some Vienna sausages won’t cure.
13. Let me see if I’ve got this right: cut up the arm next time and it’ll bleed out faster? You’re a real pal. Thanks.
14. I’ve had my share of waffles in my time, but this takes the cake.
15. I mean it! I am a natural blonde! I just dye my hair to enhance my ethnic credibility.

Consider this a Quaker meme-tag: if you are moved to post it, post it.

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