— SPEAK last night was low-key, relaxed, and fun. Theme was “steam”. Walt brought a train with him for a prop, to my great surprise.
Next topic, July 13: “circus.” I should get a copy of “Funky Clown Town.” Anyone got one?
— Waiting, now, to find out when the surgery will be tomorrow. I figure in the AM, but whether I need to be there for 5:30 AM or 9:30 AM is a big deal, in my eyes.
ETA: The Official Start Time for the Surgery is an arrival time of 5:50 AM. Doh!
— The surgery will take about four hours. Barring complications, I’ll certainly be home by tomorrow night. DO NOT CALL ME, I am looking forward to the Vicodin and intend to ride that monkey for all it’s worth.
— I expect to be unable to visit the upstairs and therefore the computer for a couple of days. Assume I’m alright unless you receive other information.
Now then:
— Obligatory Post 9/11 Statement of Love and Affection: In case something happens, know that I love you and have deep affection for you all…with the possible exception of you over there.
— Obligatory Post Terri Schiavo Statement: Jeez, let me go if there’s no hope, k? And by no hope, I mean the majority of intelligent doctors agree there’s no hope, not some looney thinks there’s a slim chance.
— Obligatory George W. Bush Is A Douchebag Statement: George W. Bush is a douchebag.
I might chime in again later if something interesting happens. If not, see you on the other side. (Of the surgery, you morbid bastards! The surgery!)
Dark Matter 
June 24th, 2005 at 11:54 am
Will be thinking of you. Hell, it’s better than concentrating on MY surgery! Once, they sucked my gallbladder out from under my belly button. They gave me fentanyl for the surgery bit and Vicodin for afters. You KNOW I understand the beauty of doctor sanctioned pill taking…
June 24th, 2005 at 11:54 am
Will be thinking of you. Hell, it’s better than concentrating on MY surgery! Once, they sucked my gallbladder out from under my belly button. They gave me fentanyl for the surgery bit and Vicodin for afters. You KNOW I understand the beauty of doctor sanctioned pill taking…
June 24th, 2005 at 3:17 am
good luck.
hope those breast implants make you feel sexy.
June 24th, 2005 at 3:17 am
good luck.
hope those breast implants make you feel sexy.
June 24th, 2005 at 2:06 am
Have fun!
June 24th, 2005 at 2:06 am
Have fun!
June 24th, 2005 at 1:24 am
okay then
I will cancel the pizza delivery monkey, I promise, and leave you in peace.
June 24th, 2005 at 1:24 am
okay then
I will cancel the pizza delivery monkey, I promise, and leave you in peace.
June 23rd, 2005 at 11:58 pm
All best to you.
June 23rd, 2005 at 11:58 pm
All best to you.
June 23rd, 2005 at 11:17 pm
oOOOooo viks…. I will have one in your honor, cheeres…..
Have you been watching too much “house”? hee hee.
the only medical show on tv that promotes addiction to viks….
Hey, stop pointing at me!
June 23rd, 2005 at 11:17 pm
oOOOooo viks…. I will have one in your honor, cheeres…..
Have you been watching too much “house”? hee hee.
the only medical show on tv that promotes addiction to viks….
Hey, stop pointing at me!
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:17 pm
Seein as how I just friended you, be back soon, I can’t wait for the next post.
Yes, bitch, I am selfish. Whaddaya gonna do ’bout it?
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:17 pm
Seein as how I just friended you, be back soon, I can’t wait for the next post.
Yes, bitch, I am selfish. Whaddaya gonna do ’bout it?
June 23rd, 2005 at 8:55 pm
Here’s a tonne of happy, healing thoughts from North of the Border.
~Angela
June 23rd, 2005 at 8:55 pm
Here’s a tonne of happy, healing thoughts from North of the Border.
~Angela
June 23rd, 2005 at 8:35 pm
enjoy the vicodin and much bad tv!
after my knee surgery i watched every bad VH1 countdown they make. its amazing what you find interesting when you’re feeling dopey.
June 23rd, 2005 at 8:35 pm
enjoy the vicodin and much bad tv!
after my knee surgery i watched every bad VH1 countdown they make. its amazing what you find interesting when you’re feeling dopey.
June 23rd, 2005 at 8:27 pm
Good luck
I don’t know what you are going under the knife for, but good luck, or get well soon, or something.
Cheers-
-Jesse
June 23rd, 2005 at 8:27 pm
Good luck
I don’t know what you are going under the knife for, but good luck, or get well soon, or something.
Cheers-
-Jesse
June 23rd, 2005 at 8:09 pm
float, float onnnnnnnn…
June 23rd, 2005 at 8:09 pm
float, float onnnnnnnn…
June 23rd, 2005 at 7:14 pm
Obligatory State Trooper Sendoff
Slow down there, buster.
Happy Vicodin Dreams, mah friend.
June 23rd, 2005 at 7:14 pm
Obligatory State Trooper Sendoff
Slow down there, buster.
Happy Vicodin Dreams, mah friend.
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:59 pm
Take care!
Have fun on the Vicodan & see you when you’re all fixed u p!
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:59 pm
Take care!
Have fun on the Vicodan & see you when you’re all fixed u p!
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:39 pm
I love you and have fun on your vicodin sleepy time…
if i were closer i’d make you share 😉
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:39 pm
I love you and have fun on your vicodin sleepy time…
if i were closer i’d make you share 😉
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:34 pm
ride the high, ride the high & here’s hopin’ the come down isn’t too bad.
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:34 pm
ride the high, ride the high & here’s hopin’ the come down isn’t too bad.
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:29 pm
Have a great ride!
This is me not sending good recovery vibes, since you don’t like/need them. ;p
*muah*
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:29 pm
Have a great ride!
This is me not sending good recovery vibes, since you don’t like/need them. ;p
*muah*
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:22 pm
affection & respect for the journey. may your recovery be speedy & the drugs be lovely.
xoxoxox
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:22 pm
affection & respect for the journey. may your recovery be speedy & the drugs be lovely.
xoxoxox
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:12 pm
Godspeed and happy Vicodin!
June 23rd, 2005 at 6:12 pm
Godspeed and happy Vicodin!