Q.
How many slam poets does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.
Actually, none. Somebody else will probably get to that, eventually.
But 100 of them will stand around screaming about the NEED for change.
June 1, 2005
Totally ripped off from ladyliberate, with a modification.
About Tony Brown
Dark Matter 
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:49 am
You win. Absolutely.
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:49 am
You win. Absolutely.
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:49 am
You win. Absolutely.
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:49 am
You win. Absolutely.
June 2nd, 2005 at 12:00 am
Ha! Thanks for making me laugh.
June 2nd, 2005 at 12:00 am
Ha! Thanks for making me laugh.
June 2nd, 2005 at 12:00 am
Ha! Thanks for making me laugh.
June 2nd, 2005 at 12:00 am
Ha! Thanks for making me laugh.
June 1st, 2005 at 11:34 pm
Wammo: “There is too much light in this bar.”
June 1st, 2005 at 11:34 pm
Wammo: “There is too much light in this bar.”
June 1st, 2005 at 11:34 pm
Wammo: “There is too much light in this bar.”
June 1st, 2005 at 11:34 pm
Wammo: “There is too much light in this bar.”
June 1st, 2005 at 10:55 pm
heehee.
you’re very welcome
June 1st, 2005 at 10:55 pm
heehee.
you’re very welcome
June 1st, 2005 at 10:55 pm
heehee.
you’re very welcome
June 1st, 2005 at 10:55 pm
heehee.
you’re very welcome
June 1st, 2005 at 8:05 pm
I think this might be the best one!!!
June 1st, 2005 at 8:05 pm
I think this might be the best one!!!
June 1st, 2005 at 8:05 pm
I think this might be the best one!!!
June 1st, 2005 at 8:05 pm
I think this might be the best one!!!
June 1st, 2005 at 7:59 pm
hahahaha–that’s funny.
June 1st, 2005 at 7:59 pm
hahahaha–that’s funny.
June 1st, 2005 at 7:59 pm
hahahaha–that’s funny.
June 1st, 2005 at 7:59 pm
hahahaha–that’s funny.
June 1st, 2005 at 7:38 pm
Liam Coughlin: This lightbulb sucks!
June 1st, 2005 at 7:38 pm
Liam Coughlin: This lightbulb sucks!
June 1st, 2005 at 7:38 pm
Liam Coughlin: This lightbulb sucks!
June 1st, 2005 at 7:38 pm
Liam Coughlin: This lightbulb sucks!
June 1st, 2005 at 7:27 pm
Rachel McKibbens: Go ahead, 50-watt. ENLIGHTEN ME.
June 1st, 2005 at 7:27 pm
Rachel McKibbens: Go ahead, 50-watt. ENLIGHTEN ME.
June 1st, 2005 at 7:27 pm
Rachel McKibbens: Go ahead, 50-watt. ENLIGHTEN ME.
June 1st, 2005 at 7:27 pm
Rachel McKibbens: Go ahead, 50-watt. ENLIGHTEN ME.
June 1st, 2005 at 6:55 pm
tee hee. funny cuz it’s true.
June 1st, 2005 at 6:55 pm
tee hee. funny cuz it’s true.
June 1st, 2005 at 6:55 pm
tee hee. funny cuz it’s true.
June 1st, 2005 at 6:55 pm
tee hee. funny cuz it’s true.
June 1st, 2005 at 6:27 pm
George McKibbens “Lightbulb is good!”
June 1st, 2005 at 6:27 pm
George McKibbens “Lightbulb is good!”
June 1st, 2005 at 6:27 pm
George McKibbens “Lightbulb is good!”
June 1st, 2005 at 6:27 pm
George McKibbens “Lightbulb is good!”
June 1st, 2005 at 6:21 pm
Sekou tha Misfit: “I don’t want to change the lightbulb, mama, I want to be the change!”
June 1st, 2005 at 6:21 pm
Sekou tha Misfit: “I don’t want to change the lightbulb, mama, I want to be the change!”
June 1st, 2005 at 6:21 pm
Sekou tha Misfit: “I don’t want to change the lightbulb, mama, I want to be the change!”
June 1st, 2005 at 6:21 pm
Sekou tha Misfit: “I don’t want to change the lightbulb, mama, I want to be the change!”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:49 pm
Marty McConnell: “Look at the lightbulb, is it red like mine?”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:49 pm
Marty McConnell: “Look at the lightbulb, is it red like mine?”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:49 pm
Marty McConnell: “Look at the lightbulb, is it red like mine?”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:49 pm
Marty McConnell: “Look at the lightbulb, is it red like mine?”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:42 pm
HA! You win.
Lynne Procope: “This lightbulb is on.”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:42 pm
HA! You win.
Lynne Procope: “This lightbulb is on.”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:42 pm
HA! You win.
Lynne Procope: “This lightbulb is on.”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:42 pm
HA! You win.
Lynne Procope: “This lightbulb is on.”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:41 pm
Tony Brown: “Give me the lightbulb you stupid fucking kids.” ;-)p
June 1st, 2005 at 5:41 pm
Tony Brown: “Give me the lightbulb you stupid fucking kids.” ;-)p
June 1st, 2005 at 5:41 pm
Tony Brown: “Give me the lightbulb you stupid fucking kids.” ;-)p
June 1st, 2005 at 5:41 pm
Tony Brown: “Give me the lightbulb you stupid fucking kids.” ;-)p
June 1st, 2005 at 5:38 pm
Tony Brown: “LIGHTBULB — someone changed the lightbulb/and someone who’d never turned a bulb before turned a bulb/and someone who’d never thrown a switch before…”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:38 pm
Tony Brown: “LIGHTBULB — someone changed the lightbulb/and someone who’d never turned a bulb before turned a bulb/and someone who’d never thrown a switch before…”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:38 pm
Tony Brown: “LIGHTBULB — someone changed the lightbulb/and someone who’d never turned a bulb before turned a bulb/and someone who’d never thrown a switch before…”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:38 pm
Tony Brown: “LIGHTBULB — someone changed the lightbulb/and someone who’d never turned a bulb before turned a bulb/and someone who’d never thrown a switch before…”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:37 pm
Danny Solis: “I speak for the lightbulb and all the other lightbulbs.”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:37 pm
Danny Solis: “I speak for the lightbulb and all the other lightbulbs.”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:37 pm
Danny Solis: “I speak for the lightbulb and all the other lightbulbs.”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:37 pm
Danny Solis: “I speak for the lightbulb and all the other lightbulbs.”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:34 pm
Dawn Saylor: “Take me to the lightbulb”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:34 pm
Dawn Saylor: “Take me to the lightbulb”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:34 pm
Dawn Saylor: “Take me to the lightbulb”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:34 pm
Dawn Saylor: “Take me to the lightbulb”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:33 pm
Roger Bonair Agard: “And they are still changing the lightbulb”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:33 pm
Roger Bonair Agard: “And they are still changing the lightbulb”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:33 pm
Roger Bonair Agard: “And they are still changing the lightbulb”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:33 pm
Roger Bonair Agard: “And they are still changing the lightbulb”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:27 pm
rofl
June 1st, 2005 at 5:27 pm
rofl
June 1st, 2005 at 5:27 pm
rofl
June 1st, 2005 at 5:27 pm
rofl
June 1st, 2005 at 5:24 pm
Beau Sia: “Asian Lightbulbs are Hung like Horses!!!”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:24 pm
Beau Sia: “Asian Lightbulbs are Hung like Horses!!!”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:24 pm
Beau Sia: “Asian Lightbulbs are Hung like Horses!!!”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:24 pm
Beau Sia: “Asian Lightbulbs are Hung like Horses!!!”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:23 pm
Q.
how many slam poets does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.
Sean Shea “bring me your damn filaments, and I will change your lightbulb!”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:23 pm
Q.
how many slam poets does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.
Sean Shea “bring me your damn filaments, and I will change your lightbulb!”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:23 pm
Q.
how many slam poets does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.
Sean Shea “bring me your damn filaments, and I will change your lightbulb!”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:23 pm
Q.
how many slam poets does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.
Sean Shea “bring me your damn filaments, and I will change your lightbulb!”
June 1st, 2005 at 5:15 pm
Emo poets brood? Who knew?
Thanks, by the way, for the excellent inspiration. All praises due.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:15 pm
Emo poets brood? Who knew?
Thanks, by the way, for the excellent inspiration. All praises due.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:15 pm
Emo poets brood? Who knew?
Thanks, by the way, for the excellent inspiration. All praises due.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:15 pm
Emo poets brood? Who knew?
Thanks, by the way, for the excellent inspiration. All praises due.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:14 pm
but if they are emo poets, then they might feel more comfortable brooding in the dark.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:14 pm
but if they are emo poets, then they might feel more comfortable brooding in the dark.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:14 pm
but if they are emo poets, then they might feel more comfortable brooding in the dark.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:14 pm
but if they are emo poets, then they might feel more comfortable brooding in the dark.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:12 pm
I like this.
Another option? 8.7
June 1st, 2005 at 5:12 pm
I like this.
Another option? 8.7
June 1st, 2005 at 5:12 pm
I like this.
Another option? 8.7
June 1st, 2005 at 5:12 pm
I like this.
Another option? 8.7
June 1st, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Well, they’d form a committee, and then disregard it’s findings for something Taylor thought of while stoned and staring at himself in the mirror.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Well, they’d form a committee, and then disregard it’s findings for something Taylor thought of while stoned and staring at himself in the mirror.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Well, they’d form a committee, and then disregard it’s findings for something Taylor thought of while stoned and staring at himself in the mirror.
June 1st, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Well, they’d form a committee, and then disregard it’s findings for something Taylor thought of while stoned and staring at himself in the mirror.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:53 pm
There must be other possibilities, too.
By the way…what the HELL is that icon? It looks vaguely familiar, but it frightens and confuses me.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:53 pm
There must be other possibilities, too.
By the way…what the HELL is that icon? It looks vaguely familiar, but it frightens and confuses me.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:53 pm
There must be other possibilities, too.
By the way…what the HELL is that icon? It looks vaguely familiar, but it frightens and confuses me.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:53 pm
There must be other possibilities, too.
By the way…what the HELL is that icon? It looks vaguely familiar, but it frightens and confuses me.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:43 pm
It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:43 pm
It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:43 pm
It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:43 pm
It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:37 pm
WHAT DID YOU SAY?????????????????
June 1st, 2005 at 4:37 pm
WHAT DID YOU SAY?????????????????
June 1st, 2005 at 4:37 pm
WHAT DID YOU SAY?????????????????
June 1st, 2005 at 4:37 pm
WHAT DID YOU SAY?????????????????
June 1st, 2005 at 4:36 pm
“screaming” being the key word!
June 1st, 2005 at 4:36 pm
“screaming” being the key word!
June 1st, 2005 at 4:36 pm
“screaming” being the key word!
June 1st, 2005 at 4:36 pm
“screaming” being the key word!