Daily Archives: March 8, 2005

Advice

Mom always said,
“It would be a sin to waste food when kids are starving in Korea.”

By that logic, it would be a sin to not stroke each other for hours
when dance studios are crowded with lonely people
hoping a bossa nova brings them something closer than music.

It would be a sin to not kiss
when mouth to mouth dummies lie in their cases,
imagining near drownings, their saviors chosen from long lists.

It would be a sin to not get into each others’ pants
when there are used car salesmen out there
eyeing hip pockets as if they were the heirloom rosaries
they lost before First Communion.

It would be a sin for us to miss out on this chance
when there are mulletheads standing drunk and alone
as the DJ blasts Loverboy to herald last call.

It would be a sin to not discover the depth of the way we taste
when there are diners sniffing unpleasantly at their wine,
too afraid of ridicule to tell the server they don’t like it.

It would be a sin to not eat what’s in front of us
when there are club kids on X
starving in Chicago.

It would be a sin to not fall asleep together
when we can. It’s a sin that I even have to say this:
it’s a sin to look at each other this way
without immediately
closing our eyes.


Haven’t done one of these for a bit.

The guy who invented the UPC
Circle I Limbo

Punk Posers
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Victoria Gotti
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Wayne Newton
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

The Pope
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Slam Poets With Bad Stage Names
Circle VII Burning Sands

Help Desk Techno Snobs
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell


A Bad Day At Work

One day I’m going to own these walls
and floor. Tear out the carpet
in favor of fur. Strip all the paint
in favor of bark. I want it sexy enough in here
to make no one want to work harder than I do.
Give me this boneyard and I’ll hand you back a farm.

One day I’m going to be a wheel
someday rolling across the plains
spinning past the desert’s hollow cheeks
all the way from this town to the far coast
and on into the waves.

One day I’m going to never have a bad day at work again
and it will not be my idea when I go, it’ll just be
the only idea anyone has for how to handle my impossible
beauty and lean tongue. Till then I don’t want to hear anything
that isn’t a come-on. I don’t want to do anything
that isn’t a faceplant. I don’t want to, bastard,
I don’t want to.


Distraction from a bad day at work.

New/old purchases:

New:
Mars Volta, “Francis the Mute”

I may be giving this one away. It was only 7 bucks, though, so I may try to grow into it.

Hem, “Eveningland”

I loved “Rabbit Songs” so much I can’t wait to dig into this.

Repurchase:

Godspeed You Black Emperor! “lift yr. skinny fists like antennas to heaven”

Last year, I lent my entire GYBE! and A Silver Mt Zion collection to a work acquaintance who promptly moved to Portland, OR. I have mourned this ever since and never got around to rebuilding the collection. I have officially started.

In the guitarish meantime, I’ve been trying to work up arrangements of “Ballroom Blitz” on my ancient (1920s) black slide guitar and of “Dance Away” by Bryan Ferry on my usual instrument. The Ferry song’s pretty much done; the Sweet will take a bit more work but when it’s done it orta be…well, sweet. In a totally bizarre sort of way.