In 40 minutes, I will officially be a college student again.
Are there keggers for weekend intensive older students?
And are the casual sex and stoned all night conversations about Escher prints still standard behavior?
I can’t wait to penny my roommate into the room, or to mark the food in my pint-sized fridge against depredation.
More likely it’ll be like Animal House if the animal was a three-toed sloth.
Wish me luck.
