FIVE FAVORITE SONGS BY X:

“Adult Books”
“I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts”
“Devil Doll”
“Surprise Surprise”
“The New World”

FIVE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING I RECENTLY DISCARDED:

Ripped T-Shirt from NPS ’96
Elvis Presley’s codpiece
A pear-scented dog collar
Worn out “Physician’s Assistant Martens” (bargain brand)
Tighty used to be Whiteys

FIVE THINGS MY CAT THREW UP RECENTLY:

Elvis Presley’s codpiece
Dominick Dunne
Solid gold cufflinks previously owned by Fabio
Tuna
Tuning fork

FIVE PHRASES I HAVE SHOUTED DURING THE PHYSICAL ACT OF LOVE:

Give me that lollipop and no one gets hurt!
Now, then, where the hell is that codpiece?
Dwarves! Dwarves everywhere!!!
Get that otter off me, you goddamn psycho!
The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the opposite sides!

FIVE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS:
Salmon in a citrus fennel marinade
Peanut butter and cream cheese on wheat bread
Great Italian bread dipped in oil and spices
Tomatoes and fresh mozzarella in oil and vinegar, preferably in Santa Fe
Cheetos

FIVE GREAT LEADERS OF OUR GENERATION:

Um, I’ll come back to this. Maybe later. Much later.

FIVE GREATEST MEMES OF ALL TIME:
The one about the colors!
The one about who you will be best suited for in love!
The one about the celebrity you are most like!
The one about the band you should be in!
The one about sheepiness!

Add your own!!!!!