I believe I ate something ugly in the last few days.
Please, for all our sakes, don’t ask me how I know.
If I owe you an email, a congratulatory phone call (myainsel), or any other consideration, I am sorry.
Just a quick note to let you know that Zero Point Zero is up now, and there are only two more columns to go.
This week’s installment is an exercise in poetic self-flagellation, and includes a slightly reworked version of “Meta,” the poem from the last post.
Carry on. See you later. Hasta la vista, baby. C-YA, for now.

December 6th, 2004 at 7:45 pm
Done!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:45 pm
Done!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:45 pm
Done!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:45 pm
Done!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:45 pm
Done!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:45 pm
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December 6th, 2004 at 7:45 pm
Done!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:45 pm
Done!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:18 pm
Yup. David Ignatow. And as a fan of his, I should know that.
Off to correct it now — thanks!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:18 pm
Yup. David Ignatow. And as a fan of his, I should know that.
Off to correct it now — thanks!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:18 pm
Yup. David Ignatow. And as a fan of his, I should know that.
Off to correct it now — thanks!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:18 pm
Yup. David Ignatow. And as a fan of his, I should know that.
Off to correct it now — thanks!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:18 pm
Yup. David Ignatow. And as a fan of his, I should know that.
Off to correct it now — thanks!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:18 pm
Yup. David Ignatow. And as a fan of his, I should know that.
Off to correct it now — thanks!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:18 pm
Yup. David Ignatow. And as a fan of his, I should know that.
Off to correct it now — thanks!
December 6th, 2004 at 7:18 pm
Yup. David Ignatow. And as a fan of his, I should know that.
Off to correct it now — thanks!
December 6th, 2004 at 4:03 pm
As to your column, a friend of mine (Barry Graham,) who is an expert on Far Eastern poetry, says: “That quote is actually from a contemporary American poet, but damned if I can recall his name. In the poem, as I recall, he stated that he was quoting something else, but I I think a Chinese proverb rather than a poem. If it had been a poem, it’s likely that I’d have recognized it; I have most of the classic T’ang and Sung Dynasties stuff pretty much memorized.”
December 6th, 2004 at 4:03 pm
As to your column, a friend of mine (Barry Graham,) who is an expert on Far Eastern poetry, says: “That quote is actually from a contemporary American poet, but damned if I can recall his name. In the poem, as I recall, he stated that he was quoting something else, but I I think a Chinese proverb rather than a poem. If it had been a poem, it’s likely that I’d have recognized it; I have most of the classic T’ang and Sung Dynasties stuff pretty much memorized.”
December 6th, 2004 at 4:03 pm
As to your column, a friend of mine (Barry Graham,) who is an expert on Far Eastern poetry, says: “That quote is actually from a contemporary American poet, but damned if I can recall his name. In the poem, as I recall, he stated that he was quoting something else, but I I think a Chinese proverb rather than a poem. If it had been a poem, it’s likely that I’d have recognized it; I have most of the classic T’ang and Sung Dynasties stuff pretty much memorized.”
December 6th, 2004 at 4:03 pm
As to your column, a friend of mine (Barry Graham,) who is an expert on Far Eastern poetry, says: “That quote is actually from a contemporary American poet, but damned if I can recall his name. In the poem, as I recall, he stated that he was quoting something else, but I I think a Chinese proverb rather than a poem. If it had been a poem, it’s likely that I’d have recognized it; I have most of the classic T’ang and Sung Dynasties stuff pretty much memorized.”
December 6th, 2004 at 4:03 pm
As to your column, a friend of mine (Barry Graham,) who is an expert on Far Eastern poetry, says: “That quote is actually from a contemporary American poet, but damned if I can recall his name. In the poem, as I recall, he stated that he was quoting something else, but I I think a Chinese proverb rather than a poem. If it had been a poem, it’s likely that I’d have recognized it; I have most of the classic T’ang and Sung Dynasties stuff pretty much memorized.”
December 6th, 2004 at 4:03 pm
As to your column, a friend of mine (Barry Graham,) who is an expert on Far Eastern poetry, says: “That quote is actually from a contemporary American poet, but damned if I can recall his name. In the poem, as I recall, he stated that he was quoting something else, but I I think a Chinese proverb rather than a poem. If it had been a poem, it’s likely that I’d have recognized it; I have most of the classic T’ang and Sung Dynasties stuff pretty much memorized.”
December 6th, 2004 at 4:03 pm
As to your column, a friend of mine (Barry Graham,) who is an expert on Far Eastern poetry, says: “That quote is actually from a contemporary American poet, but damned if I can recall his name. In the poem, as I recall, he stated that he was quoting something else, but I I think a Chinese proverb rather than a poem. If it had been a poem, it’s likely that I’d have recognized it; I have most of the classic T’ang and Sung Dynasties stuff pretty much memorized.”
December 6th, 2004 at 4:03 pm
As to your column, a friend of mine (Barry Graham,) who is an expert on Far Eastern poetry, says: “That quote is actually from a contemporary American poet, but damned if I can recall his name. In the poem, as I recall, he stated that he was quoting something else, but I I think a Chinese proverb rather than a poem. If it had been a poem, it’s likely that I’d have recognized it; I have most of the classic T’ang and Sung Dynasties stuff pretty much memorized.”
December 5th, 2004 at 11:13 am
For all our sakes, I won’t ask, but I will say I hope you’re recouvered soon. Just got over a nasty bout of something m’self, so I’m definitely empathizing. Feel better!!!
December 5th, 2004 at 11:13 am
For all our sakes, I won’t ask, but I will say I hope you’re recouvered soon. Just got over a nasty bout of something m’self, so I’m definitely empathizing. Feel better!!!
December 5th, 2004 at 11:13 am
For all our sakes, I won’t ask, but I will say I hope you’re recouvered soon. Just got over a nasty bout of something m’self, so I’m definitely empathizing. Feel better!!!
December 5th, 2004 at 11:13 am
For all our sakes, I won’t ask, but I will say I hope you’re recouvered soon. Just got over a nasty bout of something m’self, so I’m definitely empathizing. Feel better!!!
December 5th, 2004 at 11:13 am
For all our sakes, I won’t ask, but I will say I hope you’re recouvered soon. Just got over a nasty bout of something m’self, so I’m definitely empathizing. Feel better!!!
December 5th, 2004 at 11:13 am
For all our sakes, I won’t ask, but I will say I hope you’re recouvered soon. Just got over a nasty bout of something m’self, so I’m definitely empathizing. Feel better!!!
December 5th, 2004 at 11:13 am
For all our sakes, I won’t ask, but I will say I hope you’re recouvered soon. Just got over a nasty bout of something m’self, so I’m definitely empathizing. Feel better!!!
December 5th, 2004 at 11:13 am
For all our sakes, I won’t ask, but I will say I hope you’re recouvered soon. Just got over a nasty bout of something m’self, so I’m definitely empathizing. Feel better!!!
December 5th, 2004 at 8:39 am
The things you learn when you read people’s comments. Check going in the mail this week so that I can get in on the Tony chapbook action, too.
December 5th, 2004 at 8:39 am
The things you learn when you read people’s comments. Check going in the mail this week so that I can get in on the Tony chapbook action, too.
December 5th, 2004 at 8:39 am
The things you learn when you read people’s comments. Check going in the mail this week so that I can get in on the Tony chapbook action, too.
December 5th, 2004 at 8:39 am
The things you learn when you read people’s comments. Check going in the mail this week so that I can get in on the Tony chapbook action, too.
December 5th, 2004 at 8:39 am
The things you learn when you read people’s comments. Check going in the mail this week so that I can get in on the Tony chapbook action, too.
December 5th, 2004 at 8:39 am
The things you learn when you read people’s comments. Check going in the mail this week so that I can get in on the Tony chapbook action, too.
December 5th, 2004 at 8:39 am
The things you learn when you read people’s comments. Check going in the mail this week so that I can get in on the Tony chapbook action, too.
December 5th, 2004 at 8:39 am
The things you learn when you read people’s comments. Check going in the mail this week so that I can get in on the Tony chapbook action, too.
December 4th, 2004 at 10:27 pm
For all our sakes, I won’t ask.
December 4th, 2004 at 10:27 pm
For all our sakes, I won’t ask.
December 4th, 2004 at 10:27 pm
For all our sakes, I won’t ask.
December 4th, 2004 at 10:27 pm
For all our sakes, I won’t ask.
December 4th, 2004 at 10:27 pm
For all our sakes, I won’t ask.
December 4th, 2004 at 10:27 pm
For all our sakes, I won’t ask.
December 4th, 2004 at 10:27 pm
For all our sakes, I won’t ask.
December 4th, 2004 at 10:27 pm
For all our sakes, I won’t ask.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:28 pm
Thanks. And congrats, again, more directly.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:28 pm
Thanks. And congrats, again, more directly.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:28 pm
Thanks. And congrats, again, more directly.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:28 pm
Thanks. And congrats, again, more directly.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:28 pm
Thanks. And congrats, again, more directly.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:28 pm
Thanks. And congrats, again, more directly.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:28 pm
Thanks. And congrats, again, more directly.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:28 pm
Thanks. And congrats, again, more directly.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:27 pm
Love the column. Strangely, I tried to write a poem called “Meta” after the email fiasco with Red & proving my own point several times, but I couldn’t make it work. I think bits of it eventually became something else, but damned if I can remember what.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:27 pm
Love the column. Strangely, I tried to write a poem called “Meta” after the email fiasco with Red & proving my own point several times, but I couldn’t make it work. I think bits of it eventually became something else, but damned if I can remember what.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:27 pm
Love the column. Strangely, I tried to write a poem called “Meta” after the email fiasco with Red & proving my own point several times, but I couldn’t make it work. I think bits of it eventually became something else, but damned if I can remember what.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:27 pm
Love the column. Strangely, I tried to write a poem called “Meta” after the email fiasco with Red & proving my own point several times, but I couldn’t make it work. I think bits of it eventually became something else, but damned if I can remember what.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:27 pm
Love the column. Strangely, I tried to write a poem called “Meta” after the email fiasco with Red & proving my own point several times, but I couldn’t make it work. I think bits of it eventually became something else, but damned if I can remember what.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:27 pm
Love the column. Strangely, I tried to write a poem called “Meta” after the email fiasco with Red & proving my own point several times, but I couldn’t make it work. I think bits of it eventually became something else, but damned if I can remember what.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:27 pm
Love the column. Strangely, I tried to write a poem called “Meta” after the email fiasco with Red & proving my own point several times, but I couldn’t make it work. I think bits of it eventually became something else, but damned if I can remember what.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:27 pm
Love the column. Strangely, I tried to write a poem called “Meta” after the email fiasco with Red & proving my own point several times, but I couldn’t make it work. I think bits of it eventually became something else, but damned if I can remember what.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:19 pm
Oh, it’s easy:
10 Moody Street
Uxbridge, MA 01569
Books = 5 bucks.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:19 pm
Oh, it’s easy:
10 Moody Street
Uxbridge, MA 01569
Books = 5 bucks.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:19 pm
Oh, it’s easy:
10 Moody Street
Uxbridge, MA 01569
Books = 5 bucks.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:19 pm
Oh, it’s easy:
10 Moody Street
Uxbridge, MA 01569
Books = 5 bucks.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:19 pm
Oh, it’s easy:
10 Moody Street
Uxbridge, MA 01569
Books = 5 bucks.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:19 pm
Oh, it’s easy:
10 Moody Street
Uxbridge, MA 01569
Books = 5 bucks.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:19 pm
Oh, it’s easy:
10 Moody Street
Uxbridge, MA 01569
Books = 5 bucks.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:19 pm
Oh, it’s easy:
10 Moody Street
Uxbridge, MA 01569
Books = 5 bucks.
December 4th, 2004 at 9:16 pm
Jesus, I know this must sound awful, but I have completely misplaced the mailing address that you sent me (Boo for Post-it Notes!!!). If it is not too much of a hassle, can you please re-send it to me? And how much should I send in terms of moola for one of your books, kind sir? 🙂
sofarfrom78@yahoo.com
I hope you’re feeling better!!!
December 4th, 2004 at 9:16 pm
Jesus, I know this must sound awful, but I have completely misplaced the mailing address that you sent me (Boo for Post-it Notes!!!). If it is not too much of a hassle, can you please re-send it to me? And how much should I send in terms of moola for one of your books, kind sir? 🙂
sofarfrom78@yahoo.com
I hope you’re feeling better!!!
December 4th, 2004 at 9:16 pm
Jesus, I know this must sound awful, but I have completely misplaced the mailing address that you sent me (Boo for Post-it Notes!!!). If it is not too much of a hassle, can you please re-send it to me? And how much should I send in terms of moola for one of your books, kind sir? 🙂
sofarfrom78@yahoo.com
I hope you’re feeling better!!!
December 4th, 2004 at 9:16 pm
Jesus, I know this must sound awful, but I have completely misplaced the mailing address that you sent me (Boo for Post-it Notes!!!). If it is not too much of a hassle, can you please re-send it to me? And how much should I send in terms of moola for one of your books, kind sir? 🙂
sofarfrom78@yahoo.com
I hope you’re feeling better!!!
December 4th, 2004 at 9:16 pm
Jesus, I know this must sound awful, but I have completely misplaced the mailing address that you sent me (Boo for Post-it Notes!!!). If it is not too much of a hassle, can you please re-send it to me? And how much should I send in terms of moola for one of your books, kind sir? 🙂
sofarfrom78@yahoo.com
I hope you’re feeling better!!!
December 4th, 2004 at 9:16 pm
Jesus, I know this must sound awful, but I have completely misplaced the mailing address that you sent me (Boo for Post-it Notes!!!). If it is not too much of a hassle, can you please re-send it to me? And how much should I send in terms of moola for one of your books, kind sir? 🙂
sofarfrom78@yahoo.com
I hope you’re feeling better!!!
December 4th, 2004 at 9:16 pm
Jesus, I know this must sound awful, but I have completely misplaced the mailing address that you sent me (Boo for Post-it Notes!!!). If it is not too much of a hassle, can you please re-send it to me? And how much should I send in terms of moola for one of your books, kind sir? 🙂
sofarfrom78@yahoo.com
I hope you’re feeling better!!!
December 4th, 2004 at 9:16 pm
Jesus, I know this must sound awful, but I have completely misplaced the mailing address that you sent me (Boo for Post-it Notes!!!). If it is not too much of a hassle, can you please re-send it to me? And how much should I send in terms of moola for one of your books, kind sir? 🙂
sofarfrom78@yahoo.com
I hope you’re feeling better!!!