Doing my part to subvert the right wing Christian paradigm:
I’m assuming that in many parts of the country, there are houses that have these wooden signs out front on sturdy posts that display a rotating menu of Bible quotes. All the ones I’ve seen around here are stained dark, with the sign itself painted in dark green and gold. Know the ones I mean?
They always have some cheery quote on them like “The wages of sin is death” or “Tremble before Him, o ye wicked!” with chapter and verse citation right below. Really dresses up a neighborhood.
I’m thinking of getting one for my house, except the signs would say things like “And Bingo was his name-o,” “Oops, I did it again,” or perhaps even just a simple, pious “w00t!”
This could be huge.
Maybe, more seriously, we could do quotes from great spiritual traditions that AREN’T Christianity (they do exist). Or from great secular thinkers. It’ll look like a UU revival meeting out there.
Then again, I could be even more American and patriotic than that.
I could just sell the ad space.
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