1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

This reminded me of stoned conversations in college that seemed deep at the time but were, in fact, pretty stupid.

2. Waking Life

See above, and muliply it by two.

3. American Beauty

How a rich pothead pedophile works out to Everyman, I’ll never know. Despicable characters, vile plot, lame social commentary.

4. The Star Wars movies

I found the first one (Lucas’ inane numbering sequence aside, the first released) mildly entertaining, the rest predictable. Can’t even recall the plots of most of them.

5. Farenheit 9/11

I’ve weighed in on this before — nothing new and some borderline racist bits made me furious.

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