Personal Inventory

Posture.
Height.
Weight.
Pulse.
Blood pressure.
Heart sounds.
Chest sounds.

How is his grip?
Are there tumors?
Is there a rupture?
Will he kick when struck in the knee?

Cholesterol.
Blood sugar.
Proteins in urine.
Parasites in stool.

How is he sleeping?
How is he eating?
From morning to night, what is his diet?
What drugs is he on?
How often is he drunk?

Hearing.
Vision.

Is he sexually active?
How is his sexual performance?

Strength of aura.
Depth of interest.
Scope of experience.

Is he aware of the lion inside him?
When it speaks, does he listen?
How often does it call him?
How loudly?
Can he interpret lion speech?
Does he bear lion scars?
If so, how many?
If so, how deep?

TRI: Talent recovery index.
FDQ: Forgotten dream quotient.
TFFS: Tolerance for freak factor in self.
TFFO:  Tolerance for freak factor in others.

When set on fire, does he run?
Does he drop and roll?
Does he stand and light the room?
Does he offer heat to others?

Number of flotation devices worn (when not in water.)
Number of weapons upon person.
Number of talismans per pocket.

If rejected for inclusion, does he change?
If rebuked for uncaging his lion in public, does he roar?
If approached aggressively, does he spring up?
If some or all of his life is purchased, does he buy it back?
If so, in what currency does he trade most confidently?
If not, what is his expiration date?

Does he consider himself happy?
If so, why?
If so, what makes him happy?
Is he objectively happy (as measured against established standards?)
If so, what percentage of him is happy?
Of what does the remaining percentage consist?

Please make any notes on items not covered above,
or necessary annotations to any of the above,
in the interstitial spaces provided 
for such purposes.