Fuck a ukulele
for being a ukulele.
Fuck a banjo for being
a banjo when there are plenty
of outlets in this messed-up world
to set a musical instrument on fire.
Fuck a gentle instrument, fuck everything
except drum and bass and the rumble strip
on the highway. Fuck the whole notion of simple
and easy. Fuck a depression outfit and a plunky-ass sound.
Fuck a turntable for refusal to stop being an instrument. Fuck anyone
who calls it out. Fuck music in general for being a thing someone wanted to make
and someone else wanted to hear. How dare we stop? Fuck musical people who are not
blessed with a desire for silence right now. They’re probably sitting home in non-silence. They
have a banjo on the wall, a ukulele on the knee, a respect for the simple things, and fuck-all to say.
Ten years ago they talked a good game about something else. Fuck them for being bad prophets.
August 20, 2013

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