When the local god
found his existence questioned
yet again by the atheist,
he swallowed him up
with a sweep of his
avalanche tongue.

The atheist was shocked
that the god had not disappeared
upon learning of the atheist’s 
disbelief.  “But
there is no God!”  

Calmly,
while licking him away,
the local god said, “Ah, yes,
that old monotheism thing…

that IS a crock of holy shit.”  And
he ate the little man whole,

saving nothing
for when the neighbor god
stopped by later.